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@stuffoverthechocolate
This one's for the asexuals who love 2 jerk off and are kinky n shit but also would not touch irl sex with a ten foot pole if you paid them. I love you, I am you, please never stop you are literally perfect
Edit to say my identity has evolved since making this post, but I still love you and still please never stop you are literally perfect okay thanks byeee
Love seeing shit like this. It's so validating 💜🖤🩶
I am really sorry for constantly asking you and it's getting really embarrassing, especially since it's always about detco 😅
so I promise this is the last one so far:
what if shinichi's slowly dying from the aptx and it's a high fatality rate??
idc if it's inaccurate to the lore and it's more of a hypothetical question (maybe because he takes so much aptx drugs and haibara have higher survival because she took less)
I love hypotheticals like this because it explores shinichi's identity crisis of how him and conan are getting blurred and how his life has an expiration date the more he stays as conan (and I love how it explores it further in the ova 9)
and now what if all of it would be gone completely??
The lore with APTX is pretty easy to make up, so there's a lot of ways to make it so that Shinichi has a high death chance. I think one of the more popular ones is that taking antidotes that keep making him grow and shrink would have horrific consequences on his body, so adjust that headcanon a bit and yeah, there's a chance that taking failed antidotes could just be constantly exacerbating APTX's side effect of death.
The bigger thing to tackle would be how Shinichi would learn that he's dying to begin with. And if it's a situation where he might be aware that he could have a choice between staying as Conan and living longer or try to get back to being Shinichi even though the risk gets higher and higher each time he tries and fails. (Canon Shinichi already took the risk of death for the chance at being Shinichi again the first time Haibara offered him an antidote, so it's probable that he'd keep trying regardless of health risk, but this hypothetical could have a lot of ways to play out depending on how sure they are about what part of the process is killing him. If he's dying anyway, he might as well keep trying, but if he's definitively stable as Conan and not while taking the antidote, he might be forced to weigh his options. Or if he's dying small or big, then he's just going to tell the truth in some way. Explanation while as Conan, over the phone as Shinichi if he can't be there in person, maybe a recording on video if he can't say the truth face to face and cut contact to make it a bit less painful than watching him degrade in person, etc, the possibilities with 'he tells the truth' are endless.)
Of course, with complete hypotheticals, there's not much I can offer except a few ideas to branch it out. My wheelhouse tends to be in canon compliance, and best I can do for a 'he's dying' scenario would be to point out that he's already faced the possibility of death before and made choices like: 'I was going to tell Ran the truth after I almost died, because I'm pretty sure she knows it anyway' and 'I will risk dying right here from a protoype antidote if it means there's a chance I could talk with her in my own, teenage body'. I don't know how lenient Haibara would be with him, but since she's the one who threatened him when he thought about telling her the truth in the first place and set the antidote use in motion, I feel like she'd just have a lot of regrets and let him choose to do what he wants. (Any more exact feelings or reacts depend on how one would choose to implement the concept of 'Shinichi is dying', and that's more of a 'plan out your fanfic' type of thing.)
another akechi rant:(
akechi’s mementos dialogue in royal actually destroys me because he is CONSTANTLY trying to make conversation in the most awkward, sideways, emotionally constipated way imaginable. like after the reveal, after the masks are off (ha.) ,, he suddenly starts talking more casually and it’s SO noticeable because for the first time he’s not performing as the Detective Prince (or breaking down like in the boiler room) but he still doesn’t know how to connect with people directly. every conversation sounds like he’s testing the waters. like he’s trying to figure out how the others see him without outright asking.
“you think i’m frightening when i fight? well. i’m afraid you’re just going to have to accept it.”
RAGHHHHHH THAT IS LITERALLY HIM ASKING “do you think i’m scary?” except he can’t ask it normally so he wraps it in sarcasm and arrogance instead. everything with akechi has to be hidden behind a façade even when he’s trying to be genuine.
and then: “do you prefer my previous outfit or this one?”
SIR 😭😭😭
why are you asking them which version of yourself they like better. why are you trying to see if this “real” version of you is acceptable. he keeps tossing out these little indirect questions because he wants reassurance SO badly but would rather die than ask for it openly.
even “you may not like working with me, but i’m counting on your assistance until our goal is achieved” is him projecting his own fears first before anyone else can say them out loud. if he acknowledges the rejection possibility first, then it can’t hurt him as much. except it obviously still does.
and the NORMAL conversations make me even sadder somehow???
“i enjoy spending time in kichijoji. it’s not very big, but there are plenty of trendy shops.” “i’m getting a bit hungry. i should’ve eaten beforehand.” “riding in the car may beat walking, but it doesn’t stop my legs from growing stiff and sore…”
HE’S JUST TRYING TO TALK 😭 he’s trying so hard to participate in normal group conversation like a regular teenager and it feels painfully obvious that he’s never really had this before. no wonder half his dialogue sounds slightly stiff,,,, he genuinely does not know how to do casual friendship naturally.
and “this place is immense. if there weren’t train tracks everywhere, i’d bring my bike here.”
HELLO????? that line kills me actually because it’s such a small normal thought. like you can so easily picture a world where akechi had friends to ride bikes with. where he got to be a normal kid saying dumb little comments to people he trusted instead of becoming… all of this.
even his gratitude sounds careful: “i meant to tell you, regarding shido… thank you for keeping your promise.”
there’s something so restrained about it. he almost sounds surprised someone actually kept their word to him.
akechi spends basically the entire game (his life, really) constructing versions of himself for other people to consume, so royal letting him awkwardly ramble in mementos feels weirdly intimate?? if that makes sense?? he’s still guarded, still deflecting, still hiding behind sarcasm, but underneath all of it there’s this desperate desire to be known. not admired. not idolized. just… understood. underneath all the anger and ugliness and performance, there’s still a lonely kid trying to figure out how to talk to people. i love him so much. i hate him dearly. ugh.
older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:
éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.
therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:
there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping
the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor
so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off
That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that
male or female
hero or villain
sea or land
even in the snow
I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free
Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much
Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.
That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.
Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.
It’s time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants
Frank Frazetta - Wikipedia
“I am definitely an ass man. It blows my mind. Talk about simple shapes. Two very simplistic curves. It’s so dumb, but they are fascinating as hell. It’s more than that. It’s the way the rest of the anatomy ties into that area — incredible beauty”
- Frank “godfather of fantasy art” Frazetta
time to put that stretchiness to work, rubber boy
why aren’t they best friends yet
Some suits studies from patreon (without notes)
A pair of designs for some totebags.
If you live in the EU, you can preorder them until may 31st (this sunday) on my store.
the "here" hyperlink is missing bestie!! let people buy your thang 🦆
Ah, thank you for pointing it out! ❤️ If you'd like to buy my new bird poster, here is the link to my shop!
And then you had that dream again.
their Vibes are immaculate, honestly
down so bad for your pretty boy narrative foil its embarrassing,
more brainrot scribbles, i just find the thought of these sets meeting hilarious for goro-bullying reasons lol
third semester!akechi is in a hellish limbo-schrödinger's-cat-psychological-horror situation while akira is still living in a urban fantasy enemies to lovers romance and i just think that dynamics v-unhinged,
Hello! I remember a while back you had a post that showed Akechi realized his feelings for Akira back during Maruki's palace while Akira only realizes his feelings years later when they're playing pool (and he breaks his cue stick lol). Can I ask if that's in the same AU as the palace one? As in did Akira really go through Akechi's entire palace trying to rescue him without even knowing he had feelings for him? Because that would be so funny
That comic was actually just regular third semester :V though my older!shuake headcanons remain the same across the board for the most part, so you can def read it like that!
akira's firmly in "gotta save akechi" mode by the time infiltration starts, so a lot of the palace's implications and special treatment sorta go right over his head (oops)
they don't get together until post-palace era a year later. and boyyyy is goro confused about akira's mixed signals while they're traveling since, from his perspective, he confessed a year ago in every way but through words and never got an answer--
beach honeymoon
akira needing reassurance that hes not in some new simulation/dream/torment nexus when goro comes back in his life is soooooooo good ; does goro know about it or does akira hide it from him ?? what kind of reassurance does akira seek when the demons wont leave him alone ??
the demons and the Horrors are literally and figuratively endless. akira exists in a delicate balance between being chill and losing his fucking mind waiting for the other shoe to drop (this is fine) his worst days are in the first weeks of February when the memories are at their peak, luckily akechi kind of expects the bomb to go off at this point so he's always prepared, (things get less intense as they get older, though! telling akira about the bad parts of their happy ending becomes a yet another weirdo way these freaks flirt)
