A very reasonably short and necessary post about my Tomodachi Island
At this point I don’t even know what they’re fighting about, who had the face first?
The moment when you exist for like five seconds and the first thing you think is, “I gotta go talk to that gay bitch over there!”
*”I believe that I’m right most of the time”*
You are!!!!!!
Look at him looking at his wife! Slut
*”Actually being a witch is exactly my thing!”*
Now take a moment to imagine, you’re a bit down and because of that the weird god thing you’re friends with brings your husband to cheer you up
Never fucking mind he’s breakdancing again
*Saguru is telling Kaito that he’s cooler than Sherlock Holmes*
*”Do you think you could imitate Kaito Kid, Kaito?”Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)*
Okay why is mii Aoko figuring this out before the real one
*They’re talking about that they find each other more attractive than Saguru*
I sure hope so
Does Ran know he had a crush on him before they started dating???
Me when I’m insecure that my wife may like the communist manifesto better than me
*Saguru is running after Kaito*
Awww they’re just like in Canon
Typical Haibara silly silly
Okay Shinichi is actually suggesting she should kill herself
*”A gun would probably cheer you up”*
*They are saying that Saguru is always just talking about unimportant stuff*
Is this their idea of a date!?!? Just hating on one of your friends?
I’m sorry for everyone that was wondering, Heiji is in fact a performative male(◞‸◟)
*”I couldn’t sleep last night because I was thinking about feminism”*
*”Being in love with Shinichi is totally my thing!”*
Do you ever make friends based on the fact that he’s in love with your boyfriend too, so you have so much in common?
God, Saguru and Conan have a different ideas of their relationship
*Unhappy →*
*Irreplaceable←*
*They’re talking about what a chess piece has to do with Kaito Kid*
Dude you’re married
Of course Saguru and Sonoko are at the Kid fan club
*They’re Sad that people like Saguru don’t exist anymore*
What
You live with him
He’s…
he’s not dead… right…
Did he die and got replaced before I noticed like a fucking goldfish
Also some not dcmk stuff
I knew Mimiko and Nanako were great!
*In this talk about hakukai they seem not to tolerate any negative opinions*
Oh Satosugu…♡
*”Please stop talking”*
I actually love Illumi
Of course this bitch gets jealous if his son talks to his crush
Oh typical Megumi
*“With this treasure I summon… I always wanted to say that!”*
When all You Wanna do after moving in is adopting kids but your bf just wants to kiss(u_u)
God damn this fuck ass Clown NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU!!
