Things That Turn My Crank

Take me down to the paradise city where the chicks are phat and have big titties!

[stuffthatturnsmycrank]

Fuck you Tumblr!

[guns-and-humor]

Those socialist pieces of shit will!

[londonandrewscurves]

London Andrews

[madwitty311]

“Don’t play hard to get. Play hard to forget.”

[stuffthatturnsmycrank]

I'd eat that ass like a fat kid on a Twinkie.

[londonandrewscurves]

​ London Andrews

[omgtawhbbw123]

Bbw London Andrews

[madwitty311]

London Andrews looking like a damn goddess!

[madwitty311]

London Andrews looking raw and sexy as hell.

[stuffthatturnsmycrank]

Sexy.

[madwitty311]

We’re not all supposed to like the same things. That would be boring. I’m a straight woman but I love the female form. The power in it…the life it gives, the ability it has to bring a man to his knees… My preference is a fuller figure. I love curves. The sight of “imperfections”; dimples, cellulite, rolls…turns me on. That doesn’t mean I don’t think skinny women are beautiful. I do. I never negate their beauty the way people negate the beauty of a bigger woman. Love what you love without bringing anyone else down. There’s room for everyone’s preferences. My blog is dedicated to BBW’s because I am one and I love seeing women who look like me looking sexy and owning it. It takes me a while to find pictures that showcase that for me. Hope you’re all enjoying. I love the feedback!

[stuffthatturnsmycrank]

Thick dominant girls that can't get enough oral servitude. Where are you?

[curvybeautysexy]

[hellomyhotmomma]

[wolfinforher]

[j-rkk]

One thousand notes !!! Amazing

[stuffthatturnsmycrank]

Adorable. Perfect for cuddles.

[porn-vids-depot]

https://porn-vids-depot.tumblr.com/

[adultgirlsvideos]

More Adult Videos Here

[stuffthatturnsmycrank]

Wow. Phatastic!

[alphafemdom]

[knabenancy-deactivated20190110]

wow

[stuffthatturnsmycrank]

Omg.....

[sexwithjanine]

[stuffthatturnsmycrank]

Perfectly plump.

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[tenderfucktoys]

[stuffthatturnsmycrank]

Good God she's gorgeous.

[perfectsexybabes]

[stuffthatturnsmycrank]

London and Dallas, my two favourite things!

[d0penati0n]

[candaulistcpl]

Please do !!!