1. “You need to get in the ocean and wash your ASS.”
2. “Eat yo rice.”
3. “I CAN GET LOUD TOO, WHAT THE FUCK?!”
4. “He’s a stupid ass.”
5. “The lady I think liked her… in a sexual way.”
6. “My grandma’s at home watching Jerry Springer right now.”
7. “YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE HELL FROM DAY ONE. FORGET YOU, GO HOME, GOODBYE.”
8. “Are you kidding me? This isn’t, like, welfare. Like, she doesn’t deserve it just cause, you know, she sucks at life.”
9. “It’s just a fucking stick!”
10.“He’s a snake and he lies, but he also tells the truth too.”
11. “Don’t wave your finger in my face!”
12. “I will always wave my finger in your face!”
13. “Thanks guys. I hope you guys all get bit by a freaking crocodile. Scumbags.”
14. “Screw you, you fat pig.”
15. “I HATE her, I HATE her. I really just wanna stab her in the face.”
16. “I ain’t no Hershey bar.”
17. “No, making love’s my sport.”
18. “I didn’t know they made such an animal!”
19. “Cuz we’re younger, and cuter, and have better bodies, and for some reason that’s like a real issue with older women.”
20. “If I ever pass you along in life again and you were laying there, dying of thirst, I would not give you a drink of water.“
21. “I would let the vultures take you and do whatever the want with you with no ill regrets.”
22. “I hope your time here has helped your future modeling career.”
23. “I’d take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter.”
24. “Blindsided nice! Now that’s how you vote somebody out!”
25. “I will drive over to your shitty little apartment and murder you, and then I will drive to my club and that will be that.“
26. "GET OFF ME!”
27. “We’re trapped on a desert island. We’re horny.”
28. “I’m not only ready to bite the apple, I’m ready to make the whole freakin’ pie!"
29. "My question to you is: how does that resonate for you in the bedroom?"
30. "Dragon slayed.”
31. “DAYUM!”
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