Ghouls And Cyborgs!

[ovadioisdead-blog]

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

[squishfrog]

My boyfriend has the most beautiful animals

[whatsallthisnow]

What the hell kind of cow is that?

[william-snekspeare]

Don’t be rude that’s their boyfriend

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if you’re still heterosexual in 2016 grow up and learn to accept the real world

[kumagawa]

its a straight bee…not a gay bee

[galofmanyinterests]

[sunfl0wermama-deactivated201611]

……

[bitty-pixie-deactivated20181209]

That’s…. A long list.

[darkfemalley]

Damn all men do is: Complain

[parliamentaryinquiry]

tag urself i’m a sexy attitude problem

[carleemariahoriginal]

I’m drink wine…?

[friends-in-my-heart-deactivated]

I’m take selfies and cry. 

[lifethelabyrinth]

im be bi for a bit

[acquaintedwithrask]

I’m be indirect on social media

[cinnermanspyce]

I’m snapchat dog filter

[sarcastic-and-irritable]

I’m eat chicken nuggets

[teapotenuse]

I’m ignore messages

[stunningtragedies-blog]

Think attitude problems are sexy

[meanplastic]

IM SCREAMIMG

[doomy]

Things Inside of Me:

- Lungs - Blood - Air Heads Mystery Flavor (x23)

[latexnun]

[officialwhitegirls]

studying for exams be like: *opens review, skims first 2 sentences, closes review, erases those 2 sentences from brain, takes a break for 3-5 business days, moves to the himalayas, unites with the animals there, conforms to wild boar culture, animorphs into boar*

[iguanamouth]

when youre pregnant you can only eat tiny miniature versions of foods otherwise the the baby wont be able to fit it in its little mouth im a scientist

[gothant]

[vic-odin-and-other-drugs]

I’M LAUGHING SO MUCH OMG 911 SEND HELP

[theproblematicblogger]

Steve Harvey: Name something that two adults do with each other in private in the master bedroom of their house.

Contestant: Sex?

Steve Harvey: EKJDBRHDIVIDJBEJSJOSOCICJFBRKSJCIVUHFBRNEOSOCOVICJDBWJCOUCHR

[david]

No!!

[veryhappyturtle-deactivated2017]

U when texting tumblr staff to fix the website

[thecommonchick]

I’m sure most of us can relate 😂

[sesh]

[c-bassmeow]

Jcjdjdjdjjdjdjfjfjcjc I almost peed outside of the toilet bowl omg

[squirrel4lyfe]

NOOOO 😲

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by bowlerhatbear)

[dogbirthday]

go with him