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befikra

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

befikra

campsis

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

24x81

morning hot coffee and afternoon iced coffee are two separate entities. morning hot coffee is your state sanctioned substance abuse to get low level drugs in your body. afternoon iced coffee is a sweet treat that has no impact on your physical body but will boost morale. you can have 8 thousand iced coffees and it will never negatively effect you

burntundertones

silly-signs

Official silly sign

the-east-art

Useful image for when your internet friends have rain in their cities and you don’t

the-east-art

Which side are you on? No nuance

I want rain!!!! Give me!!!!

I don’t want rain!!!! Take my fucking rain/I don’t want any!!!!

Voting ended onJun 27

#been going through an intense heat wave #getting real desperate about getting some rain ngl

amnhnyc

Happy Father’s Day from the gold-specs jawfish (Opistognathus randalli)! Dads-to-be of many jawfish species carry eggs in their mouths. This behavior helps protect offspring from predators. To attract females, male jawfish do a “dance” that involves a series of sweeping movements and fin-flashing. And the crescendo of this courtship ritual? Males open their mouths as wide as possible to boast their mouthbrooding potential!

Photo: Wayne and Pam Osborn, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

#mouthbreeding potential..........

evilblackfemme

can anyone tell me when its gonna stop feeling like this?

tokkibean

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

harpyharpyharpy

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

janeeyreofmanderley

At university the homiletics professor told us:

„when writing sermons don’t kill your darlings, just cut the lines and bury them in a word document in the hope of resurrection „

3000s

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

#unironically thats how my store works #like we have cameras and lock up the important shit during the night #and you can only enter the store if you scan a special qr code #that you get if you have the store's benefits program card #but otherwise its entirely self-service at night #which is uhhh #still doesn't sound safe to me #and i fucken work there lmao #anyway just made me laugh that a shitpost is exactly my workplace operates

xxxprosp3r0neilxxx

Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

I was inspired to start reading no alarms in October because of omagpie's chapt. 19 art. I'm a bit sad to be reading it so close to it's end, your writing makes me sick on so many levels. Keep up the good work.

aw thank you so much!! magpie's art is incredible and i will never not be thankful for it. truly a dream come true for a fic writer haha also sorry for the lack of updates...... work schedule is pretty much the worst its ever been bc we've been understaffed for a good few months now. fingers crossed we'll get more people and i will get more actual free time to do the things i enjoy!

#peaches speaking #no alarms and no surprises #fic talk