the stupidest giraffe

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[hotboyproblems]

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

[dearscience-blog]

[beyoffce]

[visualles]

[highoffsuply]

Drugs are both the worst and best things I have ever experienced.

(via highoffsuply)

[zoomine]

[silly-luv]

[inkbrambles]

[luxelouubygemmalouise-deactivat]

[nearlywitchez]

[unrightful]

i need a bigger booty and longer hair

[animatedtext]

[orangeis]

[comethruav]

the new season of American Horror Story is scary

[woodmeat]

unfollow me if u use condoms

[sonypraystation]

tf is a condom

[ohitsjustgreg-deactivated202206]

It’s like one a them nice apartments I think.

[sonypraystation]

oh shit my auntie got one of those they pretty cool nvm i fucks wit the condoms

[alphaacentauri163754]

donald trump is like. a parks and rec character. if there was a continuation of the show and there was a season where leslie ran for president he would be her opponent. angry orange man with no real policies who just shouts offensive stuff while leslie looks aghast that people are agreeing with him.

[yanelknows]