Crying & Shitting & Making it work

Male/28/Screams at games. I'm sorry in advance.

[swarnpert]

standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

[swarnpert]

its a loading screen

[buggerygrips]

honestly, out of all the games that might have patch notes reading “fixed a Geneva convention violation”, Stardew Valley was not one I expected.

[ink-quill-coffee]

Lol?!?

[zennistrad]

This far from the first game to do so. This specific Geneva Conventions violation is so common in video games the Red Cross itself has had to tell the industry to knock it off.

My favorite part of it all is that it makes “Neopets violated the Geneva Conventions in the early 2000s” a completely true sentence.

[xenosaurus]

Story concept: an orphanage/group home for chosen ones whose families were killed by ~destiny~

[xenosaurus]

It’s run by a chosen heroine whose adventure was 2 decades ago and the sweet team-mom healer from her team, who she has since married.

[xenosaurus]

It’s mostly trope comedy with moments of real emotion, here are some ideas for kids:

—two teenaged boys who WERE barreling towards a tragic rivalry that ends in one of them falling to darkness… until one of them confessed that he was just trying to show off because he has a crush on the other one. They’re now dating and the comedy comes from the universe CONSTANTLY trying to get them to fight and failing.

—an eight year old who keeps tattling on the demons who are whispering to her and then getting into sibling fights with them

—a brooding, edgy fire-wielding boy and a brooding, edgy fire-wielding girl who can’t figure out which mystical signs belong to who

—like six kids named Hope who go by names like “Pink Hope”, “Hope the second” and “I’ve been told I’m not allowed to shorten my name to ‘Ho’ so I will now be going by Dick just to spite them”

[xenosaurus]

IDK if I’m going to write this but it’s fun to worldbuild so here’s some more!

The two fire kids have a big age gap, with the girl being 10 and the boy being 17. They spend so much time together trying to untangle their destinies that they wind up developing a brother-sister relationship. The girl is one of the Hopes and the boy’s name is Fox, which results in the following exchange being commonplace.

A: so then Hope—

B: which Hope?

A: oh, baby fox.

[xenosaurus]

Oh, character consolidation idea: Fox is also one of the boys who dodged a fatal rivalry, obviously being the ‘tempted to the dark side’ half of the equation. His full name is Foxglove, and his boyfriend’s name is Raven. Raven is the one to confess and Fox was so shocked he needed to sit down for like 5 minutes to re-evaluate his entire perspective on reality.

[xenosaurus]

Fox is the EPITOME of “oh shit, I didn’t hate him, I was just gay.”

Fox two years ago: Whenever he laughs I get all sweaty and agitated, and that stupid ‘oh look at me I’m so handsome’ grin is so obnoxious it bothers me for hours after I have talk to the guy! God, Raven’s the worst.

Fox now: yeah, turns out the only thing I hated about Raven is that he wasn’t kissing me right that second

[xenosaurus]

The owner’s wife is a subversion on the “cute, sweet, gentle healer love interest who dies in act 2” trope, and her name is Maribelle. She’s just under five feet tall and built like somebody replaced all her bones with toothpicks— she’s TINY.

She is also, as the villain discovered in spectacularly violent fashion when he kidnapped her, the most dangerous member of the party by far.

Because she ISN’T a cleric and she wasn’t using light magic at all. She uses raw magic, which is a rare talent for humans because it’s hard to control and tends to destroy the weirder before their enemies. Maribelle’s love for her friends was LITERALLY the source of her healing magic, because she uses her emotions to shape her spells.

On the other side of that, the emotions associated with trapping her and threatening to kill her girlfriend? She WRECKED him and took the whole hideout down in the process.

[xenosaurus]

OKAY I named the woman who runs the place, her name is Summer!

A lot of people just know her as “the farner’s daughter” because her particular journey of heroics started with a prophecy that said a farmer’s eldest daughter would bring about the death of the tyrannical king. Which, uh, she did, except that it was Maribelle who killed the guy in Summer’s defense.

[unamedwatcher]

A prophet rolls in on wheely shoes with a starbucks Frappuccino: IT TECHNICALLY WASN’T WRONG!

[xenosaurus]

This comment made me laugh omg

[ougiebougie]

[killroyishere]

😄🤣😂 make sure your volume is turned on.

[crustyoltanker]

I needed that… 😂

[technicalzombie]

highlights:

“Dad-gummit!”

[beeping out “heck”]

That goose.

[memewhore]

[chickenfarmersan]

[antique-scarecrow]

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

[psychotictea]

A big mood

[spideyytorch]

i love her shes so nice i follow her on instagram and twitter <333333

[mwg-drwg]

man this scene still gives me chills 5 years on, so powerful

[satanicsoda]

CHAOS CHAOS

[ryanphantom]

[shit-bin-moved-accounts]

@stupidinflatablepants bitch this is you

[stupidinflatablepants]

[i-am-a-fish]

isn’t it past your fucking

BEDTIME?

[creamed-toast]

Fuck off if I want to stay up past 3 in the a.m. looking at Transformers™ porn then goddammit I will.

[i-am-a-fish]

you know what? that’s valid. I’m sorry for interrupting.

[teathattast]

[stupidinflatablepants]

@loveisdefying

[saltrat88]

“You’re not my Dad!”

Hahahahaha

[norseminuteman]

“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.

[little-tunny]

[thewildthingsarenow]

Yo this is legitimately the funniest shit I have seen today

[gotouda]

[enrique262]

How professionals sink nails. 

[mick-is-asleep]

Saving this for my dad later

[zog-agent]

[loveisdefying]

@stupidinflatablepants

[thedaniverse]

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

[thedaniverse]

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

[chuckyzoopa]

It’s an awesome idea tho

[prime89]

I’d be down to give my fiancé a sweet blade.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

FYI superstition states the receiver of a blade must pay at least a penny/a copper to prevent the relationship from “severing”.  So…just ask your SO to have change on them when you plan on proposing.  Tell them the change is for some random thing or whatever. 

Yes, I’m superstitious.

[loveisdefying]

@stupidinflatablepants

[stupidinflatablepants]

i’d say this is such an amazing idea if you didn’t hate loose change so much