Beep Beep

idk i just work here

[depsidase]

[solisbury]

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

GOD FUCKING BLESS

[thediscossessed]

I'm always saying this

[anarqueeen]

It's called a ballpeen hammer bcuz it works on your balls and your peen 🔨

[st5lker]

fagboy and cumcum

[thegenderal]

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[prescription-cactus]

*cradles your face lovingly* hey. i spilled superglue on my hands

[diet-soap]

theyre adding the stinky meal to mcdonalds

[palemysterysilhouette]

nice 2 know mcmonalds made meal for you

[campyvillain]

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[tenderheliotrope]

[alivehouse]

i dont know. thats scary

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[kosmogrl]

*looks in the mirror* you’re on thin ice

[wolgerrswraith-deactivated20250]

Meanwhile, on the boxed set of Twin Peaks I paid $49.99 for with the worst captioning I've seen in my life

[kinuko]

[bernard-jackson]

[disappointment3265]

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

[um-jammer-tranny]

shes gonna get on herbal replacement therapy i believe in her

[fallout-lou-begas]

holy fucking shit girls the simpsons are coming to monopoly go

[fallout-lou-begas]

my free... milhouse... shield....