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yippiee 28 now 🎉 exactly one tattoo

[evilwizard]

aliens are real btw but i don’t really know what their deal is

[kymaeraa]

Maybe you would if you let them finish their sentences before you zap them with cursed lightning

[evilwizard]

don’t wanna

[magnetic-deflection]

social anxiety so bad i cant talk to cashiers. i simply must shoplift. out of fear

[stupidlypinkspore]

On today's episode of c u next Tuesday aka cunt of Strahd-

We played for 9 HOURS 🎉 we may have lost our minds by the end of it

Anyway todays episode is named I want that twig obliterated

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[stupidlypinkspore]

Okay lil dnd update, spoilers ahead for CoS

So after the festival, Strahd obviously comes along like the little baby he is and fucks up the town and leads us to the church for a big fight. Against all odds we win the fight, the very last turn Atmos (cleric) and Ex (rouge) are at 0hp. Atmos saves their death saving throw but Ex doesn't, that's fine we've got more rolls and we killed all the vampires! But no Strahd comes up to us, slow clapping, cocky af, talking about boohoo clerics remind me of my brother wah wah wah, and kicks Atmos. Auto crit two fails. Great. Carries on his little speech. Kicks Atmos again. Auto crit. Atmos is dead. Saff (ranger) and Nickolai (sorcerer) are besides themselves. Strahd carries on. Kicks Ex, Ex is also dead now. Saff and Nic are pleading for their lives to no avail. Strahd tosses a scroll of revivify between us and tells them to 'choose', making it clear that there is a right choice, and that if they revive the cleric that he will kill them again and again in an endless cycle of purgatory. Eventually they revive Ex, Atmos is still dead. But before Strahd leaves he decides he's... hungry. He drinks from Atmos. He feeds Atmos his blood. Atmos is alive!... but a dhampir. Ruh roh. He leaves and it starts to sink in. Atmos is still out of it but receives a message from Strahd basically trying to turn Atmos against the rest of the group. It momentarily works, Atmos looks at Nickolai at tells him 'this is your fault'. Heartbreaking given his backstory but I've yapped enough. The group is devastated and traumatised in the best way and we truly have the best DM

[stupidlypinkspore]

I FORGOT TO MENTION we still have to find a way into Krezk. With a dhampir. Selûne help us 😩

[stupidlypinkspore]

Okay lil dnd update, spoilers ahead for CoS

So after the festival, Strahd obviously comes along like the little baby he is and fucks up the town and leads us to the church for a big fight. Against all odds we win the fight, the very last turn Atmos (cleric) and Ex (rouge) are at 0hp. Atmos saves their death saving throw but Ex doesn't, that's fine we've got more rolls and we killed all the vampires! But no Strahd comes up to us, slow clapping, cocky af, talking about boohoo clerics remind me of my brother wah wah wah, and kicks Atmos. Auto crit two fails. Great. Carries on his little speech. Kicks Atmos again. Auto crit. Atmos is dead. Saff (ranger) and Nickolai (sorcerer) are besides themselves. Strahd carries on. Kicks Ex, Ex is also dead now. Saff and Nic are pleading for their lives to no avail. Strahd tosses a scroll of revivify between us and tells them to 'choose', making it clear that there is a right choice, and that if they revive the cleric that he will kill them again and again in an endless cycle of purgatory. Eventually they revive Ex, Atmos is still dead. But before Strahd leaves he decides he's... hungry. He drinks from Atmos. He feeds Atmos his blood. Atmos is alive!... but a dhampir. Ruh roh. He leaves and it starts to sink in. Atmos is still out of it but receives a message from Strahd basically trying to turn Atmos against the rest of the group. It momentarily works, Atmos looks at Nickolai at tells him 'this is your fault'. Heartbreaking given his backstory but I've yapped enough. The group is devastated and traumatised in the best way and we truly have the best DM

[hotvampireadjacent]

[monsterboyjunction]

Saw a post and decided to fix it ^^

[stupidlypinkspore]

Our DM has made Ireena and Vasilli a potential couple because and I quote 'they're my characters, I can make them kiss if I wanna 👉👈'

[stupidlypinkspore]

The title of our last game was 'Vaseleena, we ship it!'

[stupidlypinkspore]

They escaped together yay 💗

Everything is on fire.

[stupidlypinkspore]

Our DM has made Ireena and Vasilli a potential couple because and I quote 'they're my characters, I can make them kiss if I wanna 👉👈'

[stupidlypinkspore]

The title of our last game was 'Vaseleena, we ship it!'

[stupidlypinkspore]

Our DM has made Ireena and Vasilli a potential couple because and I quote 'they're my characters, I can make them kiss if I wanna 👉👈'

[stupidlypinkspore]

Soo we're trying to surprise our dnd group by making the Vallaki festival as immersive as possible, does anyone have any dnd themed festival food ideas??

[stupidlypinkspore]

Thank god my ex hated everything I loved because he'll never be as cool as me

[stupidlypinkspore]

Whyy salad hurmt mouth :((

[stupidlypinkspore]

I wanna be a drag king so bad

[feldfrog]

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind