stupid rottmnt headcanons

imagine like rottmnt headcanons but less good. these are inspired by my idiot friends. feel free to send hcs for me to judge

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teenage mutant ninja turtles as sweaters 🌺

Leonardo: turtle neck sweater

Donatello: turtle neck sweater

Raphael: turtle neck sweater 

Michelangelo: turtle neck sweater

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April brought flower crown making supplies one (1) time for Mikey and Nobody's Heads were Safe from being Flower Crowned. Like, in lightning speed Raph had a orange daisy/red rose flower crown, Leo had a blue anemone flower/jasmine, Donnie had a lilac/cherry blossoms, and April had pink azaleas/small pink rose flower crown. Then they spent the rest of the day trying to sneak a flower crown on Splinter who'd rather watch back-to-back Mrs. Cuddles reruns than wear it.

omg... adventures of tiny toddler turtles spinoff series when @nickelodeon

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Headcanon: Mikey is, lowkey, an amazing artist, but since art supplies weren't readily available before April, he used stuff in the sewers to make his art. i.e. sculptures made out of dirty shoes and McDonald's cups, paintings made from ketchup and mustard packets. Has a broom closet in his room where he keeps his... earlier works. For his birthday he said he wanted a pencil and paper but April went a tiny bit overboard and bought him a crap ton of canvases and art supplies (He cried. A lot.) -J

i’m always 100% here for supportive friend april YES. then he discovered spray paint and it was all over for us artists

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Idk why but Leo and Donnie just give off such a Thor and Loki to me(not really an ask sorry)

i don’t know enough about thor and loki to give substantial feedback on this ask BUT! thank you for likely inspiring somebody’s next crossover fanart

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I have this headcanon that the turtles watch animal planet religiously, here's why. Raph- Actually interested in learning about animals and how nature survives in the real world. Mikey- Draws inspiration for art/pranks from the scenery and wildlife. Donnie- 100% started watching it ironically, but now he's more invested than any of the others. Leo- 10/10 only watches to annoy his bros and make sex jokes. Also, Donnie will cover Raph and Mikey's eyes at the scary bits while Leo tries to narrate.

absolutely

i imagine raph getting really upset when a predator catches its prey. don’t worry uhhh the zebra foal definitely got away!! don’t open ur eyes yet tho-

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OOPS forgot i had a blog

hehhehehehhhewwo

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HC: Leon is the one with most scars cuz he's clumsy af

he tells people he got these scars from Epic battles but they’re really from falling in the shower and throwing a rock at a wall that came back and hit him in the face, etc

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What do you think of the headcanon that Donnie is autistic?

i don’t actually know much about autism so i’m not sure! if i had to guess i’d say it’s Valid

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donnie - puts little tie thing back on the bread

leo - does not put the little tie thing back on the bread

raph - loses the little tie thing

mikey - loses the entire bag of bread

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Wait, people don’t put the the back on?

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donnie lives with a bunch of animals

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mikey hates one percent milk and will complain about it loudly whenever raph brings some home

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Donnie: I've been working on this for 325 hours, and-

Leo: Haha blaze it.

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donnie - puts little tie thing back on the bread

leo - does not put the little tie thing back on the bread

raph - loses the little tie thing

mikey - loses the entire bag of bread

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I have this headcanon that donnie is also a bit scared of dogs, especially big ones

wow AGREED i can totally see it. big loud excitable dogs are Too Much sometimes

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Who sings in the shower and are any of them annoyingly loud?

omg... leo and donnie... leo is exceptionally shameless about it

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please rise for the pledge of allegiance

(rise of tmnt theme song blaring over school speakers)

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donnie to leo