a little damp

made of flesh. call me vehicle the way ur mom rides me

[fujoshiwarrior]

sunk cost fallacy? how SUCK COCK FALLACY!!!!!!!!!!

[fujoshiwarrior]

forgot the word about

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[scifiseries]

[edgar-allan-possum]

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[blood-heritage-posts]

Blood Heritage Post

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[pisshandkerchief]

you know they said this exact same thing about my penis

[matchagirl]

[homura]

[smeagol-daily]

Unknown Photographer. Elijah Wood. 2006/01.

[segamascott]

and i believe quite possibly tilda swinton ☝️☺️

[lylahammar]

We’ve found a new game

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[becomeanunconsciousman-deactiva]

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

[poppin-pom]

A what…

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[hometoursandotherstuff]

The first?

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

That's a fucking ladder

[indigoisokay]

LMAO

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[7777777awawawa7777777]

just realized theyre supposed to represent the four humors

[netherator]

what

[cryptotheism]

So basically each yoshi represents an aspect of the that makes up the bodily quintessence. People of learning discovered that every yoshi is either HOT or COLD, and WET or DRY. and this allowed the yoshis to be organized based on their temperament.

Theophrastus, the red yoshit is HOT and WET so his temperment is SANGUINE.

Ascelepius, the yellow Yoshi is HOT and DRY so it can be CHOLERIC.

Melquiades, the blue Yoshi, I'd known for being COLD and DRY and MELANCHOLIC.

And finally the freen Yoshi name of Zosimos is COLD and WET and this of PHLEGMATIC

It's okay if you understand