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middle of the day, middle of the road, i'm d e a d , they've got a 𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓉𝓉𝓎 face, but they've got a pretty 𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕥𝕪 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕, and i want to stick around, but [ damn ] I'M BORED, how the hell do you s t a y ❝ in love? ❞

[previousrickross-deactivated201]

‘who’s that on your phone wallpaper?’ dONT WORRY

[sleepin]

[evianfacialmist-deactivated2023]

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

[mwnslw]

pug date

[rigelianprince]

Lando: everything you’ve heard about me is true

Han:

[cloudblushes-deactivated2019120]

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[mjalti]

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

[choped]

[ultrastamp-moving-deactivated20]

two women: lived together in a cottage for their whole adult lives, never married men, stayed like this until they died

historians:

[softblues-deactivated20141213]

[arianagrandz]

[hless]

What are the names of the members of 1D?

me in 2012: Harry, Louis, Niall, Liam and Zayn!1!!1!1!!!

me now: liar #1, liar #2, Niall, liar #3

[uniporndreams]

dude. what is going on in the 1d fandom? y'all seem so stressed

[hless]

its best not to ask questions with answers that you aren’t ready for

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

[almost-always-eventually-right]

this username escapes me every single time

[thedevilsrain]

when your friends are all from different timezones but youre online

[gutterking]

@sleeping-skye

[vampireofcolorr-deactivated2018]

tilapia charlemagne looks so ugly tonight I haven’t seen him but I know he does

[wheatlev]

Horton hears somebody he used to know

[not-a-comedian]

do you ever regret drawing something

[caryled]

Noora’s outfits on 2.01 Om du bare hadde holdt det du lovet