dr. pepper

|| Alice, she/her, sapphic, witch || || Adventure Time, Disney, Scooby doo, Fungi, B99, Wynonna Earp, Stranger things ||

[genterie]

Mood

Dakota Johnson

[doujinshi]

so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[dedededededededededededededenne]

[brokenribs]

[doujinshi]

i found someone im like comfortable being back in the closet with uhh im still talking to my family about everything, but my dad’s side is offering to keep paying for like my appartment and stuff as well as some other expenses. i don’t think it’s gunna be a permanent thing bc i contacted my brother so he could help me get a job so i don’t have to stay in this situation. but we’ll see how long the covid thing lasts. i tried to apply for unemployment so i wouldnt have to do this but it got rejected bc i havent worked enough hours last year when i thought i had but one of the jobs i worked at didn’t report any hours i worked their. i t was weird? idk so here we are. 

[b99gif]

[eggytoast-deactivated20211219]

naruto saying “i’ll be the one he can come home to” is so…..he was really ready to get married and settle down at age 15 but he thought it was like, in a bro way

[yesterdaysprint]

Life Magazine, March 1909

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

What thirsty gay monsterfucker drew this. Who is out here in Gibson America tryina fuck the Devil? Are we related? I feel a soul-deep kinship with whomever decided to draw this absolutely decadent pinup of Satan The Adversary.

[antique-scarecrow]

me waking up a 5pm with oompa loompa music playing in my head

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i wanna slap dr phil’s bald fuckin head so hard that he deflates like a balloon

[jcamcript-deactivated20200414]

Strange and massive objects plow near the moon, captured on amateur film from Quebec, Canada. (26.03.2020).

[pocketphoenix]

Aliens for April…… why not

[state-issued-boyfriend]

Bro please be nice aliens, like, please

[inkythealien]

[dilf-patton-deactivated20220806]

WOAHHH that’s so cool!!!

[relevantbubble]

Me expecting a joke video and waiting to see what hilarious item flys by on camera:

Me seeing what actually happens:

[kelssiel]

ooh i know this one it’s the space pigeons!

[systlin]

I am a simple bisexual. I see a woman with a knife strapped to her upper thigh, and I go ‘hggghhkkkkk’

[piesandswords]

checking your phone in the middle of a task

[teacupfulofstarshine]

i do not own a switch. i have never played animal crossing. but i have gathered the following information.

1: fuck sea bass. we hate them.

2: tom nook is not an evil landlord he is a good man and should be respected

3: tarantulas??? are they good or bad??? who knows but they exist and they will make themselves everyone else’s problem as needed

4: handing bugs directly to the museum curator is a spiritual joy

[patternswillfall]

[givemearmstopraywith]

me after sitting in the sun for ten minutes: love is real

[ommanyte]

my brain whenever it listens to a new song

[shiftythrifting]

Facebook Marketplace bringing the shifty local goods to you.

[spaghettisaucerer-deactivated20]

place this under a toilet seat to kill someone

[catchymemes]

[nemfrog]

[gutterking]

!!!!baby!!!!

[veryfunnymemes]