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Not exactly, but close enough.
“More of a nurse.” She didn’t have any technical training, but in her free time she’d gone off with Asclepius. Between the lord of the dead and the god of health, she’d learned…a little. (Hades didn’t send her to heal people, but he didn’t always care about the minor threads.)
“A nurse? I suppose that will do for now, seeing how my former medically inclined crew member quit. Alright. How soon can you be ready to depart?”
“I see. Do you have a name, señorita? You can call me Puss in Boots.”
“Puss? Such a peculiar name. My name is Amelia.”
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“I can’t say I understand much about flying ships. Certainly not an area I studied under my tutelage.”
“I wouldn’t expect you to. It appears as though your species has not mastered flight of that caliber, seeing how your ships still sail only on water.”
Arranged Marriage Sentence Starters
“So…this is your place?”
“This is your room.”
“I’m not sleeping with you?”
“I’m not sleeping with you!”
“Well…I…uhh…I figured you wouldn’t want to sleep in the same bed just yet.”
“Do I have to change my name?”
“You don’t have to change your name.”
“I like your mom.”
“So your mom’s a real bitch.”
“I like your dad.”
“So your dad’s a real dick.”
“You live here alone?”
“Who else lives with you?”
“I’m a little nervous.”
“You don’t have to be nervous.”
“Do you know how to cook?”
“I’m your wife.”
“I’m your husband.”
“You live like a pig.”
“Uh…not you.”
“I’m glad it’s you.”
“You’re paying for the wedding.”
“I’m paying for the wedding.”
“My parents are paying for the wedding.”
“Your parents are paying for the wedding.”
“I like you.”
“I don’t like you.”
“I love you.”
“I’ll take the couch, you can have the bed.”
Send “You’re not going anywhere” for my muse’s reaction to yours grabbing their wrist.
“I didn’t know about your kind’s existence, I admit. And do they all live in the same place as yours?”
“Well, yes. Most of them stay on the planet Montressor. I am one of the few who have traveled outside of it.”
“How much wear-and-tear can your sails go through before needing a good patch? Or your wounded - how many of them don’t go squeamish when they have to sew each other up? Sewing has a lot more uses than your kind think.”
Which is to say I’m not a waste of time.
The feline captain paused for a moment, as if it were though she was giving the woman’s proposal actual thought. “You are medically trained then? A doctor is always of need on a ship,” she commented.
On the one hand, GOLD. On the other, PAINFUL agonizing failure.
Send One for my Muses Reaction
"I love you."
"I hate you."
"Worst date of my life."
"How do you feel about polyamory?"
"So... I stabbed him."
"I might have killed him."
"Wanna go on a date?"
"Alcohol is not my friend."
"Can I marry whiskey?"
"I'm a drunken one-night stand type of girl."
"Will you marry me?"
"I'd rather marry the cactus."
"Wanna have the sex?"
"I killed my pet rock."
"Call me Satan."
"Why are bar fights frowned upon?"
"Why study when you can drink?"
"I have the power of a thousand unicorns."
"Werewolves are hot."
"I may or may not have binged Teen Wolf."
"I have the mutant ability to watch two weeks worth of episodes in two days."
"Sleep is for those who haven't spiraled into a life of chaos."
"I'm fluent in geek."
"Next person to tell me a cheesy pick up line gets slapped."
"That sweater has more sex appeal than you."
"Punch me."
"Netflix and chill?"
"I'm too adorable to slap."
"Just hit me."
"I never say no to drugs."
"You caught me, I'm a drug dealer."
"I think I married the vodka."
"My girly-ass drink has five times the alcohol than your wheat tea."
"So many fuckboys."
"Are you a serial killer?"
"I've killed more people than I can count."
"Brainwashing is fun."
"All I want is a kitten and vodka."
"Kiss me."
"You have nice skin, I can't wait to try it on."
"Stop yelling at me."
"Why do you have marshmallow flavored vodka?"
"I'm only drunk 99.9999999999999% percent of the time."
"He's only slightly dead."
"Don't judge my music."
"I don't like your pants. Take them off."
"We might have to huddle for warmth."
"Turns out, our parents/family/whatever arranged for us to get married."
"Satanism isn't all that bad."
"I'm a pagan, suck it up and move on."
"Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it."
"I' trying to flirt."
"I'm kinda drunk."
"____ stole my vodka."
"Call me Batman."
"Be the Batman to my Joker?"
"I'm trying to tell you I want to have a homoerotic relationship with you."
"I will go done with this ship."
"Makeout session?"
Send “You’re not going anywhere” for my muse’s reaction to yours grabbing their wrist.
Somebody Screwed Up Starters
“Care to explain yourself?”
“What were you thinking?!”
“I cannot believe you!”
“You made a big mistake.”
“I’ll never forgive you for this.”
“You are grounded for a month!”
“I wish I could say I was surprised.”
“I should have seen this coming.”
“I trusted you.”
“I thought you were better than that.”
“Why should I give you another chance?”
“You did what?!”
“I thought you learned your lesson last time.”
“You’ve really screwed up this time.”
“Don’t even bother saying you’re sorry.”
“You can’t talk your way out of this one.”
“Yes, I still love you.”
“We’ll move past this. Somehow.”
“You’re going to spend the rest of your life making this up to me.”
“I think you owe somebody an apology.”
“Someday we’ll look back on this and laugh.”
“So, are there many of you out there?”
“How many of what? My species? Give or take 2 million, I would say, conservatively.”
“I can do much more than clean.” Another pause. “…and I doubt anyone can clean as well as I can.” Slight hesitation. “I’m also good with fabric.”
“Please stop wasting my time and yours. I haven’t a need for a seamstress on my ship either. And is there something lodged in your maw? You speak in such a drawl.”
Uncertain Feelings-Edition {Sentence Starters}
"Just curious, what do you think of me?"
"I think I’d miss you, even if we’d never met."
"I wouldn't mind being alone with you."
"What the hell did you do to me? Why do you make me feel silly?"
"Why do I like you? What's wrong with me?"
"You confuse the hell out of me, so why do I like it?"
"I want to stand closer to you. Do you mind?"
"I don’t know if I like you or love you, want you or need you."
"Why does my heart go faster when you look at me? Why?!"
"I want you, but I don't. I hate you, but I- don't."
"Somehow, I don't think I want you to leave."
"I shouldn't love you! How do I stop?"
"There's something I kinda want to tell you, but I don't know how."
"You make me want to be a better man. But, why?"
"For some reason, being near you makes me happy."
send “a time they kissed” for a drabble about one time our muses kissed.
VALENTINE’S INSPIRED MEMES
“He loves me, he loves me not… oh.”
“She loves me, she loves me not… oh.”
“I don’t think it’s love…”
“So, is there anyone you’re secretly crushing on?”
“I don’t even like chocolate.”
“Yeah, nothing says ‘I love you’ more than a bouquet that’ll die in two days…”
“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker… but at least they have good taste in gifts.”
“Oh! It’s my favourite time of year.”
“If I send a mass text to all the people I like, I don’t need to get all of them gifts do I?”
“I’ve never had a Valentine.”
“Will you be my Valentine?”
“Do you have a Valentine yet?”
“No one ever serenades me any more.”
“Just don’t write a song and play it in front of everyone again… it’s embarrassing.”
“Any secret admirers?”
“Oh, so you’re my secret admirer?”
“I may have been admiring you not so secretly.”
“Just because you like me doesn’t mean the feeling is mutual.”
“Seeing as we’ve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?
“We’re never getting back together.”
“So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head.”
“How about instead of being ridiculous on one day of the year, you just be a decent partner for the other 364 days?!”
“We’re not together any more.”
“If you haven’t booked a table we definitely won’t get to eat there on such short notice.”
“It’s just Valentine’s day… I don’t see the big deal.”
“What do you mean you didn’t get me anything?”
“I’m feeling sick, is it okay if we arrange our date for another night?”
“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker….”
“Well… they don’t know I’m going out with you so we’re going to have a girls night sitting in and cry about being single…”
“I’ve got the lube and strawberries, we’re all set!”
“I got out the whipped cream and she slammed the door in my face.”
“I am not wearing that.”
“When he said he would give me a pearl necklace, I thought I was getting actual jewelry.”
“It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth…”
“I’m all for dressing up… but, how do you wear this?”
“If I see another couple holding hands, I’ll… I’ll-”
“Young love, isn’t it sweet?”
“Who did you get all these roses for?”
“I don’t love you, I’m just here for the chocolate.”
“So, let me get this right, you want me to be a stand in to make the person you like jealous?”
“Valentines? Pft!”
“That’s the least romantic thing anyone has ever said to me…”
“What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!”
“My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me.”
“Look, you can buy me all the chocolates in the world, I still won’t go out with you.”
“A diamond ring? I appreciate the offer… but don’t you think this is a bit… excessive?”
