princess readers: a guide ♡
it’s been a long time since i’ve spoken in depth about my different reader archetypes, so i decided that now is the perfect time to reintroduce them! follow along, and maybe you’ll find the reader you resonate with the most (⸝⸝ɞ̴̶̷ ⩊ ɞ̴̶̷ ྀི)
bunny!reader ♡
kicking things off with my most popular !reader (mainly because she’s literally me, duh!) bunny!reader is the girliest, prissiest, spoiled princess of the bunch. she’s very sweet in nature, always wanting to be the most well behaved girl there is, but can’t help but let her spoiled nature take over sometimes, resulting in bratting or worse, thumping her foot. she’s never seen unpampered, hair, makeup and nails always in prime condition. she’s known to have the skimpiest outfits ever, tits basically falling out or [insert character] pulling her skirt down when it rides up her ass cheeks. bunny!reader is ditsy, but makes it through life without that mattering. fitting to her name, bunny is always horny and doesn’t matter where she is when she wants it!
songs that give bunny!reader :
lil hero — easy going down
ariana grande, a$ap ferg — hands on me
doja cat — addiction
foxy brown, kelis — candy
slayyyter — bff
kitty!reader ♡
kitty, a self proclaimed loner and weirdo. loves all things perverted and horror. she’s never seen in an outfit that isn’t black and pink or just black. her bed is her haven, she can sleep all day long and often prefers to do so as she’s more of a night owl anyway. the brattiest reader by a long shot, but can be tamed by being put firmly in her place. kitty also loves lace, cheetah print, and cherry print. she loves solitude, but once she’s in a relationship she has to live in that persons skin or she gets very very grumpy.
songs that give kitty!reader:
ladytron — flicking your switch
evanescence — going under
garbage, nellee cooper — #1 crush
cocteau twins — serpenskirt
PJ harvey, thom yorke — this mess we’re in
puppy!reader ♡
pup is just a big baby! she may be messy, clumsy and silly but she’s the sweetest gal around. this reincarnation of sunshine can usually be found running around, super hyperactive, either outside climbing trees or talking to insects. she love love loves the beach, and wish she could spend every second of the day in her bikini or atleast barefoot. if she lives in the city she finds a way! her behaviour and the way she speaks is super reminiscent of cat valentine. blue and yellow are totally her colours, but she’ll always throw in a splash of pink! puppy!reader loves old music, especially when she can walk around listening to it on her walkman. don’t be fooled by her sweetness, pup has an insatiable sexual appetite!
songs that give puppy!reader :
van morrison — brown eyed girl
labi siffre — summer is coming
THE-DREAM — yamaha
rebbie jackson — centipede
enya — wild child
deer!reader ♡
thought daughter! the shyest, quirkiest, most clever reader. definitely an older sister or an only child. deer always has her head buried in a book, or is thrifting! she loves spending time in nature or in her maximalist, cluttered room. a total plant lover, will cry and grieve the ones that die. loves a gentle, soft life that keeps her nervous system regulated, unfortunately the men she goes for does not support this most of the time due to their lifestyles. she loves journalling, polkadots, her sentimental necklace that she never takes off and her beetle. deer is a total cat person! she gets her deer / bambi title from her big curious doe eyes, gentle nature and skittishness. it’s hard to catch her! when i think of deer!reader, i think of taylor russell.
songs that give deer!reader :
fiona apple — o’sailor
lorde — favourite daughter
the feminine complex — are you lonesome like me?
solange — sleep in the park
jeff buckley — last goodbye
lamb!reader ♡
lamb!reader is the picture of innocence, grace and class. the main aspect of her character was that she was raised incredibly religious and is now finding her way as an adult. she’s prude, and can be judgy due to her lack of experience in the world. she’s sheltered, but curious and wants to explore herself and her sensuality — she just doesn’t know how to handle the shame sometimes. her babydoll dress collection, her record collection and her precious moments collection are out of this world. her entire aesthetic is so unintentionally-loveshackfancy-pilled. lamb still goes to church every sunday. she’s always wearing white and is fairly modest, but her ways can be corrupted over time given the right crowd. she drives an old car which always needs one million super expensive repairs due to its age and certain parts not being sold anymore. lamb also loves old music, and lana del rey — she just turns down the volume when she gets all freaky.
songs that give lamb!reader :
peggy lee — johnny guitar
rosie & the originals — angel baby
nancy sinatra — sugar town
mazzy star — she hangs brightly
lana del rey — terrence loves you
mouse!reader ♡
mouse!reader is the closest to an oc that i have given how specific she is — but i class her as a reader as she’s a character you get to play whether or not you relate. mousey is our ballet pro. she had a rough home life, and grew up very low income, so whoever she’s dating [whatever character i write] tends to be the one putting her through ballet school and paying the fees. she has a shoplifting habit and smokes when she’s stressed. somehow, always gets herself out of trouble with her innocent appearance and quiet, unassuming nature. there is a long period of time where she dyes her hair pink, but the upkeep was too much work. she’s prone to depression and reckless choices. very very very shy. she’s always wearing grey and baby pinks. due to the life she’s lived, mouse is attracted to men that are ‘scary’ or ‘dangerous’. ultraviolence by lana is her bread and butter. she collects angelina ballerina items!
songs that give mouse!reader :
lana del rey — ultraviolence
vegyn, air — sexy boy
charli xcx — so far away
grimes — artificial angels
fred again — you’re a star
and no i will not be doing jellyfish!reader before you make that joke.
