Unexperienced Shopper

woah hey free stuff is great

[suave-babe-blog]

Im abadoning my tumblr bye

[haulsohardmfwannafineme-deactiv]

Really, really happy with this haul! I wanted to get some high quality t’s and pants that weren’t just blue jeans. 

Famous Footwear:

Asics Tri-Gel Noosa Sneakers

Urban Outfitters:

(2) Over the Knee socks

Anthropologie: 

(2) Sets of Earrings

Sephora:

(4) Pro Brushes

Madewell: 

(2) Tops

(2) Sets of Rings

Black Sweater

Nordstrom Rack: 

(3) Pairs of Pants

(2) Tops

Lululemon:

Jacket

Express:

Black Tank

Banana Republic:

(4) Tops

Total: $1245

[simplelifting-deactivated201605]

Mini haul wasn’t planning on lifting Charlotte Russe skirt - 9.99 Aeropostale bow - 4.99 and watch set 14.99 Hot topic pikachu - 18.50 thigh high garter socks? - 10.00 lipstick - 4.99  Claire’s earrings - 8.50, 7.50, 6.50 Unknown store amethyst necklace - 15.99  Walmart Avalon organics shampoo and conditioner 8.99 each Burt’s bees sugar scrub - 12.99 

Total - 132.92

[southernlifter-deactivated20150]

I lifted that same Bethany Mota watch/bracelet I love it!

[suave-babe-blog]

DUDE i got that shampoo and conditioner too and it smells so great i love it so much

[libralifter]

i stole a pack of gum from shoppers drug mart near my school today and all my friends (including the one who was WITH ME WHEN I STOLE IT AND PUT IT IN THE BAG AND SOMEHOW DIDN’T NOTICE) were like… how did u do that… you are the thief lord.. can i be your apprentice…

like. how difficult non-thieves think stealing is constantly amazes me.

ONE PACK OF GUM, PEOPLE. NOT THAT HARD.

[certifiedboob]

The three keys to a successful relationship:

1) Trust

2) Intimacy

3) Memes

[glitterlifts-blog]

GUYS I’m in literal love with this haul. My sister and I went to Whole Foods and then to Ulta. The Ulta stuff is both of our food and I just…walked out with it. Nobody seemed to notice. She got her own haul from Ulta (her first time concealing) and racked up almost $200 herself! Sister bonding day is the best!

Whole Foods: Shrimp Tempura Roll x2 $18 Fiji Water x2 $4 Whole Foods Total: $22

Ulta: Tarte BB Cream $38 Tarte Maracuja Concealer $24 Anastasia Beverly Hills Contour Kit $40 Too Faced Melted Lipstick Melted Ruby $21 Benefit POREfessional Value Size $42 Benefit High Beam $26 Too Faced La Creme Lipstick in Pink Chocolate $22 Too Faced La Creme Lipstick in Juicy Melons $22 Too Faced La Creme Lip Balm in Hunny Bunny $22 Lipstick Queen Hall of Fame II $48 It Double Ended Eye Brushes $28 (not pictured) Ulta Total: $331

Total: $353 Total w/tax: $382.12

[suave-babe-blog]

Walking out of a store with it right in your hands is the most satisfying feeling...

[a-lift-celebrities-deactivated2]

every time I see a “how do I lift (x unreasonable thing)” joke post someone inevitably comes forward like a week later to go “uh yeah I did that actually”

like, taco bell? been done. cats? multiple people have advice for you. live fucking sea creatures? oh honey you must be new

[oceanflowerbird]

The best kinds of laughter:

Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal

Feeling a six-pack coming up

Tears coming out of your eyes

[teacupinastorm]

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

[phdintvwatching]

[loblawdogblog]

[memewhore]

[caelestial]

WHERE IS THE LIE

[suave-babe-blog]

I made a lifting IG too... romeothebabe Not shocked suavebabe was taken :(

[suave-babe-blog]

Niacin flushes are the most uncomfortable thing oh my god it started right when i got on the bus too

[adultwomans-deactivated20180614]

mom ive been getting really healthy i don’t even drink soda anymore except when im drinking alcohol

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[bejeweling]

date someone u want to annoy forever 

[suave-babe-blog]

therapist: so how's everything

me: stay in your lane