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[cutecipher]

dr. macklemore (podiatrist): i fix your granddads toes

[saltedume]

[gardenofdelete998]

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

[achillesinhighheels]

[y2kbro]

[ribbloid]

[ruscha]

starting a collection

[cali]

it felt so absolutely incredible

[lokaror]

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

[orcboxer]

what now?

[lokaror]

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

[bardjulus]

guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[junk-thunder]

i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows

[sylvanitchi]

looks at you like this

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[iamoutofideas]

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no