[watermotif]

I hear theyre playing sports at the kendrick show today

[horseclam]

Gaping side wound will be really big in 2025

[littlefettuccinealfredo]

weeping over this inscription i found in my secondhand copy of Maurice:

"Harry, I'm glad I met you in 1973. Nathaniel"

[zmeess]

happy critrole finale everyone

[stonesense]

let me tell you that morrigan asking to have a word right before you go into the final battle was a fucking jumpscare i was like morrigan please for the love of god do not tell me you want to do a sex ritual with my warden right now we simply don’t have time in the schedule

[warcrimesimulator]

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

[warcrimesimulator]

We will never experience this again.

[disasterdrow]

i am going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health and relationships* make it through this year if it kills me

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i wouldn't be freaked out if thawing permafrost released a primeval horror from the ice. we already know it can be defeated by permafrost

[bonivers]

[54prowl]

ok mutuals and followers, line up

new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss new year kiss

[eclogues]

these are my 16 kids, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king, bishop, knight, and rook

[eclogues]

ugh. just found out my neighbor named all her 16 kids after mine. ok now everyone line up

[nepofledgling]

will graham and freddie lounds feud compilation

[milk5]

Campaign tip: if the opponent is going far right in order to court an increasingly far right voter base, try going moderately right to appeal to neither the left nor the right

[effemimaniac]

when onion rings, will you pick up?

[achillesinhighheels]

Having dating apps is pointless. The love of your life is on Tumblr

[hellanahmean]

[carouselcometh]

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

[psychotic-gerard]

my honest reaction to watching a bunch of people develop a parasocial relationship with kamala harris and pretend she’s a cool aunt who just gets a bit silly sometimes