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getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went "yeah there's love in there"

#Cats approaching the petting hand with their wet and cold nose

I like white wine and ciders. That’s probably everything because I’m a cheapskate when it comes to trying new drinks.

Edit: also alcohol mixed with sodas but that’s basically cheating - I want my alcohol to taste as little like alcohol as possible

#If it’s more than 7 bucks I say no unless it’s a cooking wine and then I might relent because that’s multipurpose

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The U.S. Department of Health & Human Services released a 275-page report Monday blaming the increasing failure rate of American marriages on Clearwater, FL, 11-year-old Tommy Breyer.

According to the study, in addition to being the cause of his own parents’ 1995 divorce, Breyer is also to blame for the breakup of more than 1.2 million couples each year.

“Because Tommy was not loving enough, or perhaps because he was not good enough,” the report stated, “American marriages are now failing at an unprecedented rate.”

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