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To anyone trying to DM me, I may not reply if I don't know you in person. It's nothing personal, I just have my own mental issues to deal with and am paranoid about exactly who is messaging me due to issues in my personal life. I'm hesitant to respond to asks and will most likely leave you on read if you leave me a direct message. Hope you have a good day though š
soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes
I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again
Martha Kelly and Joe Pera should do a podcast together. It'd be like Bob Ross on crack.
I made two more, I'm so late to the party it's like taking a handgun out and shooting a grave with it.
Also, one is a show I only know about because two of my exes would put the show on every time they got too high to talk.
Did I mention I'm unemployed.
I stayed up late just to make this:
2025 really is about message pigs so far ... @flipchild
I thought that was loss for a second
halo is a very precise and thrifty marksman, having used only 59 bullets throuhgout 11 years
oh my god this guy just referred to master chief as halo
who the fuck is master chief
master chef is a food network show where people compete to win $100,000 as startup money for their own restaurant. not sure what it has to do with call of duty
this video is so full of life
A cat and its child Scrungle
if you donāt support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni
GIANT WIFE AND TINY WIFE
people online will just say "I don't trust the Chinese" as if that's normal and not the sort of thing a cartoon racist would say out loud
Is saying that I don't trust Chinese government racist? Then again I don't trust any government but that's another issue again.
still fuckin hate that ābee-free honeyā thatās made fromā¦ā¦ā¦ apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
A farmer, by hand and with love and care
wild bees still sexin em up when heās not looking
old mccuckhold had a farm it seems
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Closest match: Myotis mystacinus genome assembly, chromosome: 8 Common name: Whiskered Bat
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Oh God, the bats did it! They sexed up the apples!!!
Words to replace said, except this actually helps
I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they werenāt sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested
INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified
GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed
FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested
JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed
LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed
LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned
ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore
SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized
ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged
NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered
SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted
FIRST OFF Began
LASTLY Concluded Concurred
WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted
HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed
WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved
BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned
ACTUALLY, YOUāRE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted
CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised
LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed
BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged
FINE Consented Decided
TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered
JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched
WASNāT ME Denied Lied
EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened
BORED Droned Sighed
SHHHH ITāS QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered
DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached
OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled
ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered
ANNOYING Nagged
I DONāT REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured
IāM DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled
I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered
OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered
SURPRISE BITCH Revealed
IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DONāT WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted
BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased
Edit: People, Iām an English and creative writing double major in college;Ā I understand that thereās nothing wrong with simply usingĀ āsaid.ā This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz.Ā
In addition to a little pizzazz in the dialogue tags, these are also super useful as part of the narration, or summing up/paraphrasing something that has been said, or even in a characterās dialogue as they describe how someone was talking!
Snarled growled hissed my BELOVEDS
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I just do this because I āØforgetāØ most things
Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone
You can't just post this and not tell us how man
Instead of being in settings its in the google app. Also, google, not chrome. Icon is a G, not the circle thing. Click on your pfp to open a menu
From there, go Settings > Gemini > Digital Assistants > Switch to Google Assistant. This disables Gemini, google's AI assistant, and switches you back to the old one. We aren't done yet.
Go back to Settings. From there, we go Settings > Google Assistant > scroll to find General > Google Assitant on/off > turn it off
They really tried their best to make it a pain, but you can eventually disable it. Holding the power button on your phone still pulls up a menu and asks you to turn it back on, but this is the least intrusive you can make it.
Applies to all non-apple phones afaik. For sure Samsungs and Pixels but idrk about others
Edit: thank you my friend @/teeth-kid for confirming that this also works on Motorola
someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good
also let's take a moment to appreciate the picture of this man being arrested
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"So my bail conditions were, between my arrest and my trial, were that I wasn't allowed to carry eggs in public." host laughs "Yeah, I know, and so that is in itself like so absurd that it's like right" Host: "I gotta know, is there like a provision for if you're going home from the store? Or are you just, are you just egg-less?" "So the copper who was literally just like making this up at the station says like 'Ok, so your bail condition is: you're not allowed within 500 meters of the king; you're not allowed to carry eggs in public' and then he goes like 'ah actually, like, what 'appens if he wants to buy some eggs?' Ok, so they changed it so it's like, 'You're allowed to carry eggs as long as you're going home from the shops and you've got the receipt" host laughs "And I think, that was more viral than me actually doing it, you know what I mean like, people were like, that's Britain for you, have you got a license for those eggs"
-"The Man Who Egged King Charles", It Could Happen Here, May 18 2023
