Larries as parents
Larrie: okay, it's time for bed.
Child: can you read me a bedtime story?
Larrie: of course, darling. *grabs phone*
Larrie: "...Louis began kissing up the back of Harry's thighs, feeling the younger boy tremble under his mouth. He used his fingers to spread Harry's ass and his tongue circled the ri-"
Spouse: honey, what are you reading?!
Larrie: NOTHING!
Child: ...
Larrie: *whispers* we'll continue this later.

















