Of Molasses, Stone, Granite

I'm Daniel and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[nyctosaurid]

we only did one good thing

[nyctosaurid]

domesticate rats

[drearyhours]

Plague doctors are so funny. Imagine being a dying peasant and fucking spy vs spy shows up and tells you “I literally can not cure you”

[lesbiantiana]

i legit love linguini from ratatouille so much. his life is such a mess that he just lets a rat take over with no questions asked

[nautilusing]

this was the first 280 character tweet I saw and now I never want to see another one because nothing is ever going to fucking top it

[nevver]

Look through any window, Laurent Kronental

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Me: in conclusion, get rid of roads, undomesticate all horses, and reintroduce chimpanzees to the American Midwest.

Guy interviewing me for a position with the US Fish and Wildlife Service: Could you……………..elaborate on that?

Me: How could I possibly be any clearer

Him: first if all you just walked in and started your sentence with “in conclusion,”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

So many people are desperately googling whether chimpanzees are native to the us midwest right now

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Today I found out if you have a degree in wildlife management you can say something absolutely against any history or facts and people will just be Extremely Worried you know something really big that they somehow missed

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

More I Game my Skill gets better

Armor steel and Armor leather

Loot from boss My 2 Hand sword

Play all night I don’t get bored

Give my new Playlist a try

Hip hop gaming Spotify

[lmaonade]

you idiots always complain about skyrim like ohh the dungeons suck the story suck yadda yadda thats bc ur not supposed to DO any of that dumb shit! ur supposed to roam naked and free and sneak into houses to make soup! it’s a soup game!

[lorlocks]

Got curious about if scallops have brains and

Pretty sure this article was written by a scallop 🤔

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

To Whom It May Concern:

[auckie]

Hey followers check out this fat ass mouse!

[cardinalfeng]

That’s not a mouse, that’s a pika

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

Fat ass mouse

[slavery]

These gifs kill the viewer

[cerastes]

[tabloidsores]

[ratak-monodosico]

[loquaciousbuckets]

#i like this but it also lowkey makes me wanna shove tarkovsky in a locker #son. you think westerns aren’t about god? (x)

[mesopelagic]

time sensitive question how flirt boy

[mesopelagic]

thanks guys

[paxamericana]

salute

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[clickholeofficial]

Marvel Studios In Crisis: Tom Holland Has Quit The Spider-Man Franchise After Stan Lee Kept Calling To Tell Him That Spider-Man Can Shoot A Weak Stream Of Warm Water Out Of His Neck

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

[killue]

not a cell phone in sight. just people living in the moment. beautiful

[nobrashfestivity]

Charles Addams for The New Yorker