The Bareback Contessa

Formerly known as capitaloftexas. Professional musician and even more professional faggot. 💅🏻🏳️‍🌈

[carlosmarcosapproved]

[hroakie-blog]

[acmelabrat]

[whoisfaun]

[10001gecs]

Hi I want to ride you until you’re worn down into a nub

ok miss pencil sharpener pussy

[stormtroopersandcoffee]

Tbh being a boy is really all about craving cock and crunchwraps

[narcissistcookbook]

so beautiful

[victusinveritas]

[barrymccaulkinem]

when you use a word and wonder if you used it right and you check and you correctly pulled an uncommon 3rd or 4th definition

[kushblazer666]

[kushblazer666]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[huntress1013]

Yesterday, Disney asked users on Threads to use Disney quotes to show how they are currently feeling. To say that this did not go according to Disney's plan would be an understatement 😂

They deleted the thread, but they should know that this doesn't help because now the videos are making their rounds 🤣😂

[longnuts]

Hey sorry I didn't talk to you for over a week time keeps moving too fast

[pjharvey]

i hope something lesbian happens to all my mutuals soon. if you’re a straight woman or a gay man i hope something lesbian happens to you as well but in a different way

[pjharvey]

thats right 👍🏻

[segamascott]

if i was robert f kennedy the f would be for fun and i would pump molly into the water supply

[rederiswrites]

Donald Trump, let's be clear, is circling the drain. His mind is well and truly going. When they put him in front of a camera, he mumbles and confabulates wildly and forgets the names of his own cabinet and mispronounces words egregiously. Or just falls asleep. Donald Trump is still a clear and present danger, because he's a sadistic, spiteful old man with all the self restraint and sophistication of a spoiled toddler. But we need to be mindful of the fact that not only do we know that he's on his way out, but his donors and puppeteers and handlers know it as well, and they have to be feeling extremely urgent about securing their efforts, but even more so their position and safety. As Steve Bannon said, if they lose the midterms, a lot of them aren't just out of power, they're going to prison.

So yeah. He's sundowning, hard. But that makes this a really dangerous time, and we can't just sit and wait for a good housecleaning at the midterms. We have to get out there and protest and organize and fight and call our reps and support each other in every way we know how. We have to put massive pressure on Congress to stop these insane threats of war. They've made it clear they don't want war; but they need to actually act to make that happen. We have to slow the administration down in every way we can. Because they're running out of time.

[only-cat-memes]

[sandmandaddy69]

[theehorsepusssy]

[sacred-portal]