sweet home alabama

have you found a bad person on the internet? tell us about them! we, mom barbara & daddy kevin, we are here to help you. hop on our minivan, we're going to get some starbucks! & we kid you not, this is a very serious blog! RULES: send us stuff! everything...

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How is everybody ? I hope yall having a damn good time !

Love from Barbara

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echoedmistakes

echoedmistakes is kind of like eating chocolate when you have cavities. all of their threads are painful but u can’t stop either. this was such a bad analogy. what i’m saying is that i love this blog.

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upchuckfactor

“dead girl walking” more like rAD AF QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE WALKING

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miseraudax

i would let you and eponine kick my ass 25 hours a day 8 days a week

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ofasshci

do u think if we hung out the lord of light would give me a tan?? it doesn’t matter bc none of us are fucking worthy just slay us

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ALSO AMANDA TAPPING. where is the love.mp3

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granxaire

i am agog i am aghast this blog is some good fuckin shit (i couldn’t find anything to rhyme with “aghast” and i’m sorry for failing you)

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xnjolras

i can’t see any haters past all the liberte egalite fraternite and qualite

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centralcourf / posyhawthxrne

do u think it hurt when emma fell from heaven

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but she’s very good at ok

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corlapidis

“stoneheart” ok more like stone cold BOSS ASS BITCH what a guy

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who told battlewrought that she could actually be here because good for them, keep doing so

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adeloes

what a ho...a wHOLE LOT OF BITCH ASS AWESOMENESS

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leadingwolf SOMEONE GET THIS BITCH A MEDAL or a cookie i don’t know i might have had too much wine. kevin ??

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gentlestag is gentle af why you hate on her so much ?

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dear friends, we’re so glad that you’ve partaken in our humble quest to call out some cool people on this website. me and kevin have found some very mean blogs doing this kind of things & we thought ‘well! that’s not nice!’ and responded to them by creating this blog. you’re all cutie patooties! we’re having so much fun! me and kevin were actually spending some quality time together, with a cup of wine & e network, but this is so much better. i should talk about this in the next “cool suburban moms” meeting! with love,

barbara jones

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steelbravery

yall remember how mel b was the coolest spice girl??? marina is like the mel b of humanity