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I'm Matt im a guy I'm mostly Hispanic

[vivipuppy]

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

[vivipuppy]

He better not fucking have

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

*sticks my bare ass in a sewer opening* oh no I sure hope no demon clown tries to eat my a

[grotesque-burlesque]

It fucking killed him before he could finish this post

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

worse…

[realitytvshow]

Me: I want a sugar daddy 

Old men: hey 

Me:

[husssel]

are y’all watching her on “Scared Famous”

[stability]

[sana-kan-deactivated20221104]

[favouritecolours]

some iconic moments from icarly aka the BEST sitcom to ever air

when they snuck into mrs. briggs house and found her randy Jackson shrine

socko and his family members running gag

Spencer and his ostrich marvin

one direction was on the show

so was Michelle Obama

crossover w victorious

when they all had to make different eco friendly assignments so they wouldn’t have to go on the berry trip or whatever and Sam just juiced an orange with her hands and later ate it bcos she forgot to do it and she got an a sjsabsba

went to Japan and Spencer and mrs. Benson got trapped in seaweed

running gag of t-bo putting various foods on a stick and trying to sell it

spaghetti tacos

tht one time they went to that tv network bcos they stole some of their skits but the ppl were jerks so the gang stole the frozen head of their deceased leader and used it as blackmail slksndj

sam’s butter sock

spencer helping prisoners make a gigantic pant sculpture and the prisoners climbing into the pants to escape

“when temperatures get too high the elderly will start to die” hsashasd who thought of that

pee on carl

i feel like jim parsons was on it as sheldon or some other equally unlikable character

gibby’s full name is orenthal cornelius hayes gibson

and his brother’s name was guppy???

episode where spencer and jack black fought

[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

any time u like a boy juss know u played yourself always keep that stored in ya mind for later

[toralei]

stacy’s mom is 10 years old

[toralei]

just fyi the song not the mom

[repeattofade-deactivated2018121]

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

If you want to use a non sketchy youtube downloading site I just spent some time making a really simple one here: https://y23.cmder.tech/

It lets you download the video or just the audio of a youtube video

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Well since I’ve made this post I’ve added a few features:

Get whole playlists at once (or download all the audio from the playlist in a zip)

Convert audio to mp3/wav

Added the ability to cut up videos/make gifs

If you like the site and want more features why don’t you become a patreon and vote on new ones! https://www.patreon.com/ssn

[garbage-empress]

[bombing]

[dennys]

Hiya tumblr, it’s me, Dennywise. Would you like your pancake back?

Take it.

[24hp-deactivated20180201]

dennys i am going to drive directly to your restaurant and kill you with my bare hands

[thankyu]

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream

[90stvqueen]

you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said “i have 5 kids”

[antidarkmattermaker]

I once had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. I asked her why, and she shrugged and said “I just don’t care”. We still talk about that woman. We never saw her again.

[businesscasualprincess]

You never saw her again because after 19 espresso shots, she now vibrates too fast to be perceived by the human eye.

[pheuthe]

19 Shots of Espresso: An Alternative Flash Origin Story (9 Shots of Espresso: An Autobiography of the Last Time Master)

[vivipuppy]

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

[vivipuppy]

He better not fucking have

[dogdownloader]

not only is this single word the most ominous message I’ve ever received, but he deleted his whole fucking tinder account directly after sending it to me.. help help help h