hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos
im thorsty
He better not fucking have

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hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos
im thorsty
He better not fucking have
*sticks my bare ass in a sewer opening* oh no I sure hope no demon clown tries to eat my a
It fucking killed him before he could finish this post
Me: I want a sugar daddy
Old men: hey
Me:
are y’all watching her on “Scared Famous”
some iconic moments from icarly aka the BEST sitcom to ever air
when they snuck into mrs. briggs house and found her randy Jackson shrine
socko and his family members running gag
Spencer and his ostrich marvin
one direction was on the show
so was Michelle Obama
crossover w victorious
when they all had to make different eco friendly assignments so they wouldn’t have to go on the berry trip or whatever and Sam just juiced an orange with her hands and later ate it bcos she forgot to do it and she got an a sjsabsba
went to Japan and Spencer and mrs. Benson got trapped in seaweed
running gag of t-bo putting various foods on a stick and trying to sell it
spaghetti tacos
tht one time they went to that tv network bcos they stole some of their skits but the ppl were jerks so the gang stole the frozen head of their deceased leader and used it as blackmail slksndj
sam’s butter sock
spencer helping prisoners make a gigantic pant sculpture and the prisoners climbing into the pants to escape
“when temperatures get too high the elderly will start to die” hsashasd who thought of that
pee on carl
i feel like jim parsons was on it as sheldon or some other equally unlikable character
gibby’s full name is orenthal cornelius hayes gibson
and his brother’s name was guppy???
episode where spencer and jack black fought
any time u like a boy juss know u played yourself always keep that stored in ya mind for later
stacy’s mom is 10 years old
just fyi the song not the mom
i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time
Lmfao
okay everything about this video is absolute gold:
the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time
the music
“let’s discuss the contradiction”
the overuse of the word “camera”
the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy
“youre consciously making a conscious choice”
the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.
“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends
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Get whole playlists at once (or download all the audio from the playlist in a zip)
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Hiya tumblr, it’s me, Dennywise. Would you like your pancake back?
Take it.
dennys i am going to drive directly to your restaurant and kill you with my bare hands
a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk
this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed
i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream
you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said “i have 5 kids”
I once had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. I asked her why, and she shrugged and said “I just don’t care”. We still talk about that woman. We never saw her again.
You never saw her again because after 19 espresso shots, she now vibrates too fast to be perceived by the human eye.
19 Shots of Espresso: An Alternative Flash Origin Story (9 Shots of Espresso: An Autobiography of the Last Time Master)
hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos
im thorsty
He better not fucking have
not only is this single word the most ominous message I’ve ever received, but he deleted his whole fucking tinder account directly after sending it to me.. help help help h