Such and such, plus some

inexplicably throwing myself into situations beyond my abilities since 1996, been in this hell hole since 2011

[tbcl]

[anik]

i love this guy

[yaoist]

this is how it feels when someone draws something for you

[segamascott]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[capacity2]

You’ll be sitting on my apparatus

[mevil]

[donnatartlet]

[segamascott]

[faggotfungus]

[flootzavut]

The thing I find most fun about this is the possibilities it opens up for making up your own words. OR for making up new meanings for old ones.

[casusbelloli]

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

[liberalsarecool]

Parasites don’t care when they kill the host.

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[unstablebill]

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

[commanderchr1st]

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

[commanderchr1st]

this is not a bit but a grim reality

[doctorworm7kbs]

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

[commanderchr1st]

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

[leviathan-supersystem]

weird that this is happening all across the usa at the same time. oh well. probably doesn't mean anything.

[depsidase]

[theaceofwords]

It's called the Global Justice Report, it is here. This is an actionable plan which can be sent to legislators and demanded of political parties. We could save the world within our lifetimes.

It has always been possible. It is still possible.

[gaydiation-poisoning]

@isuggestrevolution

[depsidase]

[ri5k]

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴