I'm in the house like carpet

Jade (she/her)(full time crisis actor at Bohemian Grove)

[ashtabharya-deactivated20240717]

[fmetmoved-deactivated20250211]

[frankiedotbiz]

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you

[greymvs]

[coolyo294]

Free sushi at the bus stop on 10th st east in downtown st paul. For those who are interested

[transmechanicus]

Is this still available?

[magneatio]

image i reference nearly every day

[glintblade]

last night we let the poop talk

[lizzylolz]

tumblr in a nutshell

[bakwaaas]

I hear that

[neilcicierega]

If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?

what if the world was made of pudding

[dogpuppy]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[e-102]

[cherubg1rl]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[simicmimic]

[bugshroom]

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.

[untitledrockshow]

dream blunt rotation

[antlerpunk]

I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER

I WISH I WAS A WALTER

I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER