L I Z Z Y L O L Z

29 midwest

[owls-n-elderberries]

Bank Vole (Clethrionomys glareolus) by phil winter on Flickr.

[milk5]

Each berry is very large to her….

[relatablepicturesofmargesimpson]

[nodded]

[veganpussyy]

i love a man that loves to suck on titties

[goth-queen]

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[t-800]

[punkrock-bottom]

[jesterlesbian]

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

[coffeeandcigarettesv9]

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[dyingenigma]

you stay soft and get eaten , only natural to harden up

[wabbledab]

hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent

[vampire-loving-vampire]

u people have got to get more normal ab people who don't make sense to u . I mean like people who ramble on and don't know how to have proper conversation . people who are completely incomprehensible . people who talk about delusions and hallucinations . people who can't understand social cues . people with speech impediments or no speech at all . people with vocal tics . not just because it's the decent thing to do but also bc this is most common in the most vulnerable marginalized people . youth , elders , mentally ill , disabled , addicts as well as more generally people with accents & non English speakers .

[vampire-loving-vampire]

and stop calling the police on us !!!!!!

[knifefightscene]

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

[knifefightscene]

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

[probuccalfat]

50 cent was lowkey the most important man in my household growing up like it went 50 cent then jesus christ

[probuccalfat]

i vividly remember my parents arguing once and my mom yelled “you’re not even half the man 50 is” then my dad slammed a door and left. these people raised me

[cunt-force-therapy]

Jesus had 5 wounds and 50 cent has 8. I know who suffered more for the sins of humanity

[probuccalfat]

i’m pretty certain that’s the exact thing my mom said that got me formally asked not to come back to youth group on wednesdays

[taiturner]

Stop making this about you. It's not about you! I'm sorry, but I am not the reason that you don't have any friends. It's because you're fucking insane. Okay? Your little party? It almost killed everyone. And now you've ruined book club.

WIDOW'S BAY, 1x08 "Your Baggage"

[melkem0t]

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