The Superficial Philosopher

28, Yurok/Sioux/Ojibwe. If you’re a real person messaging me, quote me a Vine or you’re marked as spam.

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

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[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

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[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

realistic coworker conversation

[bold-baddie]

[themakeupbrush]

Chloé Zhao at the 2026 Cannes Film Festival

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[invioletswithyou]

Happy pride to the moon

[orteil42]

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

[idabbleincrazy]

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

[avoiding-claws]

[targetedknowledge]

[dexer-von-dexer]

You create Miette? You draw and cut and fold Miette like origami??

[dddemigirl]

🚨🚨ALERT CUTIES 🌈🌈 it's PRIDE MONTH ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 and that means PARTIES 🎊 and PARADES 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 don't forget to be HOT 🥵🥵 but wear SUNSCREEN 🧴 on any EXPOSED SKIN 🍑🍑 including your ARMPITS 👃 HAIR PART 🪮 and EARS 👂👂 bring WATER 💦💦 and SALTY SNACKS 🥨🥨 watch out for HEATSTROKE 🔥🔥 and HEAT EXHAUSTION 🤒🤒 if you're on OPIODS, ANTIDEPRESSANTS or SPIRO 💊💊 you may be EXTRA SENSITIVE 😨😨 to the SUN 🌞🌞 check your MEDICATION 🏳️‍⚧️ SIDE EFFECTS 🩺 drink EXTRA WATER 💧 if you're drinking ALCOHOL 🍾🍺🥃🍷 stay SAFE 🛟 stay SEXY 😍

[duckprintspress]

Pick up your ticket for Pride!

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Pick a heart then pass it on!

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[mshfar2a]

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

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[captainjonnitkessler]

So many political posts I hate boil down to "I don't want to organize and work with people I hate and fight for small, incremental victories, I just want to start a revolution where everyone magically becomes an automaton who acts exactly the way I think they should act"

Like damn man, I want that too. Unfortunately I live in reality though so we're stuck with the first thing.

[captainjonnitkessler]

"Modern movements are too fractured, too aimless, with too much infighting and corruption among the leadership. What we need is a revolution, which famously never have any issues with those things" okay then. Good luck I guess

This whole line of thinking comes down to "the current systems and leadership are bad. What we need is a fresh start with only people who are good, and then all the systems will be good". Which is simply not how anything has ever worked!

[traycakes]

"We don't have enough people, funding, and power to bring about changes through elections! We have to do an armed revolution instead which thankfully doesn't require people, funding, or power to pull off."

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

they haven't taken a picture better than this which is kinda crazy if you think about it

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

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[burntundertones]