ipanema no musume

super relax

[suigintou]

[sucrecampaign]

ttouhou monguss

[armandgender]

gloppy btw. if you even care

[puppetbilly]

found this freak under my microscope

[notvoid]

[pissvortex]

if you buy a BMW the guy at the dealership takes you into a back room and starts swinging a watch in front of your face and saying shit like “you want to cross over the double yellow lines to pass that minivan going 5 over the speed limit without using your blinkers sooo badly” over and over

[vedurnan-archive]

[syameimaru-blog]

“Bob, can you believe this match-up?! Raymoo Hackery, the all-star we’ve known for several seasons of offense … and she’s playing defense! What a draft pick that was! And she’s got her work cut out for her, too. You remember these two, Melissa and Alice? No slouches, either. Alright. Now here’s what they’re up against: Raymoo’s going to be making a lot of lateral moves, but if the offense stays focused, they should be able to cut through some of the more forward passes. But look out! See these circles? Bam, bam, bam, bam. You can get sacked before you even know it. It’s going to be a helluva game, Bob, back to you.”

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

toxins and sludge toxins and sludge im a little lad who loves toxins and sludge

[luvsic2k]

[mothcub]

[afloweroutofstone]

[constable-frozen]

🧂…

[nauticalradical]

i slowed down the audio of this vine and it now seems like the dog turned of the lights and freaked out the camera man

[powerburial]

H.P. Lovecraft’s vine

[catchymemes]

Life of Crocodile

via https://imgur.com/gallery/mG5O6pR

[dapenguinninja]

the freaking strugle

[worlds-leading-gnome-expert]

I’m sorry to distract from the crocodiles struggles but uh

[vampiresarmand]

“Hey guys are you ready to beat the shit out of me!!???”

[a-yoda-a-day]

love legally blonde. movie changed my life

[snickernut]

[shiftythrifting]

Pancake the steamrollered teddy bear, found at the op shop last Christmas. Though he’s pretty two-dimensional, he has a unique personality and is perfectly travel sized to squish in a suitcase — or to slip down the side of the bed.

[vodcar]

i’m in tears i can’t stop thinking about Pancake