THis Won't End Well

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sudrien-scratched000:

Scratch Complete.

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Oh

I missed this

Hi Ms. Paint

Hi

[puppytube]

We must inform our viewers, viewers of "Wishbone", that despite our top tier special effects in attaching this tiny dog-sized lute to Wishbone's tiny dog bard clothes and tying the little dog bard hat around the dogs head that this Dog, despite being a Hep Cat, cannot actually play the lute. stop buying little lutes for your dogs. As a lutesmith it is VERY difficult for me to build these very small lutes and I cannot keep up with the demand for tiny lutes. Please

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ghost-bustier:

sudrien:

ghost-bustier:

sudrien:

So Doc Scratch is present because there was a troll universe reset- according to him.

Would this mean that the kids’ session in post-reset, as Bec was present?

“the mother of all monsters” … not the black queen, alias snowman, I’d assume.

The mother of all monsters is Echidna, the one who gives the needle for the scratch. (I’m not sure if that’s what you were getting at or not, it’s early and I haven’t cracked this Rockstar)

I didn’t think about the implications of Bec though! He doesn’t seem nearly clever or devious enough to nurture a civilization into being ruthless enough to snatch a win. Maybe if there was a previous kids’ session, they were too violent and rash and destroyed things meant to be protected?

Or maybe Grandpa just kept getting himself killed. DARN FLINTLOCKS.

And then finally the universe is like NOPE YOU CAN BE A GUARDIAN NOW BECAUSE SON, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

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ghost-bustier:

sudrien:

So Doc Scratch is present because there was a troll universe reset- according to him.

Would this mean that the kids’ session in post-reset, as Bec was present?

“the mother of all monsters” … not the black queen, alias snowman, I’d assume.

The mother of all monsters is Echidna, the one who gives the needle for the scratch. (I’m not sure if that’s what you were getting at or not, it’s early and I haven’t cracked this Rockstar)

I didn’t think about the implications of Bec though! He doesn’t seem nearly clever or devious enough to nurture a civilization into being ruthless enough to snatch a win. Maybe if there was a previous kids’ session, they were too violent and rash and destroyed things meant to be protected?

Or maybe Grandpa just kept getting himself killed. DARN FLINTLOCKS.

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pyramidslayer replied to your post: So Doc Scratch is present because there was a...

it’s echidna. the mother of all monsters from greek mythology

Ah.

In which case, it sounds like a good application of a certain CAPTCHAROID CAMERA to weasel one's way out of requirements.

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So Doc Scratch is present because there was a troll universe reset- according to him.

Would this mean that the kids' session in post-reset, as Bec was present?

"the mother of all monsters" ... not the black queen, alias snowman, I'd assume.

[fairymascot]

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crustaceagenomn:

lesbiaaans:

Your name is MARNIE LALONDE. You are THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. You have a VARIETY OF INTERESTS, the most prominent of which being ASTRONOMY, WIZARD LORE AND LITERATURE, and CATS, such as your beloved companion COPERNICUS, who is currently slumbering peacefully next to you. You also have FAR MORE EXPERIENCE WITH ALCOHOL than any child your age should rightly have, due to your habit of BREAKING INTO YOUR MOTHER’S DRINKS CABINET as part of your neverending PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ONE-UPPANCE WAR. You don’t really expect anyone to understand. IT’S COMPLICATED.

Today, you will play a game with your friends that will change the very universe. But you don’t know that yet.

What will you do?

MARNIEEEEEEEEE I FUCKING LOVE THAT NAME “You also have FAR MORE EXPERIENCE WITH ALCOHOL than any child your age should rightly have” this this right here truer words have never been spoken THIS IS ADORABLE

[mysticorset]

Calling it right now

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ghost-bustier:

prodigousgenetics:

ghost-bustier:

This Aradia is actually Aradiacestor.

I’m not sure on that.

Doc Scratch said The Sufferer made the sacrifice she’s about to make. Thus, the Sufferer does her role for the ancestors.

Aradia is probably going back in time to perform this role for her group of trolls, the trolls we know.

My assumption is, she’s going to a time where the trolls never play Sgrub, or return from playing it, or something.

That’s entirely possible, too. I was only going on a lack of God-tier wings and the fact that Hussie never lets anything be what it appears to be.

I just wanted to have my own crack theory, really.

Vriska failed to have wings most of the time she was in the meteor lab. I had assumed this meant one could simply take off the god-hood.

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aerostarmonk:

“Christy, I have to tell you something. What if on every piece of dust…. there was a universe? And if you put water on the dust, you were threatening the universe. And killing all the people.”

Jason (via kamikazehummingbirds)

#I actually think this all of the time.

If this were the case, then universes are so readily createable that it devalues the point of our own to insignificance.

Also, since most dust you see is dead human skin or dust mite droppings...

[dre-uhs]

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wigmund:

andyts:

GUYS.

3D PRINTING.

SCAN AN ITEM.

PRINT A DUPLICATE.

NO.

FUCKING SHIT.

IM SERIOUS.

WATCH THAT FUCKING VIDEO.

FUCK.

TECHNOLOGY.

FUCK.

They’ve been developing something similar for artificial organs.

I really would wonder how they plan to make this work "in space", by which I assume they mean a zero-g environment. The whole idea of a suspension powder wouldn't work with no gravity, much less the though of having that powder itself is a liability.

I guess this is supposed to be Star Trek - type stuff show?

Also, that was not a really good strength test, but I digress.

[averyterrible]

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rjinswand:

averyterrible:

apparently lots of people have been running a gag of Faerie’s Aire and Death Waltz by John Stump, which made me wonder what is the piece of music actually like in performance, not just in composition?  this is the only performance i could find, with a brief ass google search.  care of the aurora division of the colorado state music teacher’s association

“giuseppe blanco, the ancestor of giuseppe verdi”

this is great

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True Neutral

True Neutral- A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.

Detailed Results: Alignment:

Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15) Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16) Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13) Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (22) True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23) Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20) Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXX (11) Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12) Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)

Law & Chaos:

Law ----- XXXXXXXX (8) Neutral - XXXXXXXXX (9) Chaos --- XXXXXX (6)

Good & Evil: Good ---- XXXXXXX (7) Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14) Evil ---- XXX (3)

As most online tests, hardly any of the answers would be my actual ones.

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huffpostcomedy:

Colbert’s first Super PAC commercial just dropped

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…drat.

==> Sudrien: Be the other guy, the nice one.

YOU FAIL TO BE THE NICE GUY

There is an explanation for this. An explanation that, if given, means you have failed. Completely. The last time you gave that explanation as an explanation, you broke down in tears. Not "Make things better" tears, nor "relief" tears. Tears trying to prevent you from speaking, trying to keep you from saying the words that meant you had failed.

Tears which wet the edges of your eyes right now. Of helplessness.

Because whatever happened, if somthing even happened, its so far gone that the result can't even be called damage. It just what is. A crimeless victim?

When it's mentioned as somthing that's not an explanation, as just a fact - trying to be helpful - "Oh, i never would have guessed". That's not failure. That's what you wanted the whole time. And if it never comes up again, fine. Great, even.

But when there is trouble, there is no compensation. Nothing noticed - if you're lucky, ramifications happen soon enough that remember the error. The context. Because then, perhaps, just perhaps, you can stop yourself from doing it again.

From acting like yourself.

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...drat.

==> Sudrien: Be the other guy, the nice one.

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Nope I'll just be a creep and keep her reply calling me rude in my inbox forever.