SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE OUTER WORLDS / PART ONE
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“Why stay earthbound when prosperity awaits you in the stars?”
“Hundreds of thousand of colonists, left to drift out here forever.”
“Looks to be your lucky day, my friend.”
“Please power down your engines.”
“Not likely, boot-lickers.”
“Wondering what’s going on, eh?”
“Bit of bad news, I’m afraid.”
“You have been suspended in animation for 70 years.”
“Reviving someone after so long leads to horrifying results.”
“It’s a special concoction I devised to stop you dying horrifically.”
“They have a sizable bounty on my head.”
“I’ve managed to hire a smuggler to help you out.”
“He should be waiting for you at the landing site.”
“He’s to be your chauffeur, so to speak.”
“Dashing gunslinger, one of a kind, that sort of thing.”
“I told him to plant the beacon and move, not stand there holding it.”
“He won’t mind you taking his shop.”
“Not sure I trusted the fellow.”
“Shame about the whole squishing thing. Nasty way to go.”
“You’ve been frozen for awhile now, bound to be some unseen side effects.”
“Sit still, I’ll patch you up.”
“Hope you don’t mind me omitting this little exchange from my report.”
“They don’t like us accepting outside help.”
“The gun misfired, right through my side.”
“I mean, what are the odds of that, right?”
“Just barely scraped by with my life.”
“What were you doing out here?”
“You hiding in a cave, and you blocked off the exit.”
“You’re as good as dead.”
“Policy clearly stipulates that ‘dead’ and ‘as good as dead’ are two completely different properties of matter.”
“Unless I’m dead, I’m contractually obligated to attend to my post.”
“Hope this gun serves you better than it did me.”
“Is that some sort of fancy new drug?”
“Don’t take this the wrong way or nothing.”
“You hit your head or something?”
“What in the fuck is wrong with this piece of junk?”
“Don’t know where you came from, stranger, but you best keep your head down.”
“I’d slap ‘em with a fine.”
“Already dealt with a few of them. Not impressed.”
“Bunch of addle-brained derelicts.”
“I just, you know, need a couple winks to catch my breath.”
“Guess I’ll just have to give you a zero on my customer satisfaction survey.”
“I’m gonna file a report, and it’s gonna be fucking laminated.”
“Please be informed I am authorized to use violent retribution against unwanted solicitors.”
“Failure to do so will results in your immediate destruction.”
“What are you going to do, self-destruct?”
“I’m not here to misappropriate anything.”
“I don’t appreciate being talked to that way.”
“Is something supposed to be happening?”
“My deception protocols have failed.”
“I have been programmed to express disappointment.”
“Thank you for your patience and your honesty.”
“I see your powers of deductive reasonings have remained intact.”
“Try to stay alive this time.”
“He preferred to travel alone, but he always had me.”
“These surveillance devices allow me to monitor you constantly. Please ignore them.”
“Do you take down payments in wanton violence?”
“Don’t go ambling out in those hills.”
“Do they pay you to chat with strangers?”
“I’m looking to make a little money while I’m here.”
“This place looks like it’s falling to pieces.”
“You obviously ain’t a worker.”
“What’s your racket, a smuggler, freelancer?”
“You want me to collect what’s owed to you. I can do that.”
“Why can’t you collect these fees yourself?”
“You may wanna twist his arm a little.”
“Look, I don’t wanna get into it.”
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