Behold My Swine

[sansevierias]

[kvetchs]

and if they were fish they’d be called SALMON and GARfunkel

[sanitymakesposts]

and if they were chipmunks they’d be called SIMON and gALVunkel

[sugarchrist]

If they were pigs they'd be called swinemon and garfoinkle

[dogpuppy]

[creepycrag]

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

[miiilowo]

an hour is basically 15 minutes

[sugarchrist]

Except!!! When it is boring.

[himynameisemail]

[effemimaniac]

does anyone else see a sports field on a cold night in the texture of the hair

[fromthedust]

Sobek - inlay -  dark blue glass - 2.4 cm x 3.2 cm - 380 BCE (Late Period-Greco-Roman)

[sugarchrist]

You wish

[sacred-portal]

[sugarchrist]

Magnificent

[sugarchrist]

I did not mean to add that last picture.

[sugarchrist]

Magnificent

[sugarchrist]

Traveled across the city to the shops today. Saw a creature.

[jame7t]

URGENT! New enemies discovered:

pummel pig: sweet hogs with boxing gloves, very love to punch

jumpkiller: self explanatory

[cryptotheism]

how did you discover them?

[jame7t]

got the shit pummeled & killed outta me

[rnismatch]

Wait I just discovered if I open my eyes i experience some sort of stimulation that allows me to determine my surroundings without the need for touch or sound

[vetchtibbles]

wow you folks write some really good posts keep it up 👍 puts my hands into my pockets and stands there a little too long

[bunnywand-archive]

we only use the quietest of potatoes to make our famous “hush browns” 🤫

[sapropel]

I open my tumblr app and read this post, and I let it wash over me like the gentle tide. I know that when I die, this post, like the sweetest of sea foams, will be there to take me lovingly into the depths.

[sugarchrist]

Sacrilege

[sugarchrist]

Aren't they looking at you?

[night-of-the-stimming-dead]

"It took me 9 yeareals to collect the cereals"

x|x|x x|x|x x|x|x

[homunculus-argument]

I love how vegan products that mimic animal produce but can't legally use the name of the food they're imitating will be so comically vague about what they are supposed to be. It's really like

"Sliced deli square for sandwiches :)"

"Ok but what are they?"

"They're slices :)"

"But what are they made of?"

"Rectangles. :)"