😌

[sugarlandfan14]

I just text a guy who ghosted me over a year ago “hey is this still *insert name*” and he replied “yeah who’s this?” So now it’s my turn to ghost him. 😌

[thepastelprince]

I think of this every December 23rd

[copias-thrall]

[llamanonymous]

Stay safe, stay healthy everyone

[wellthatsjustamess]

Is this another case of “Americans will use anything but the metric system to measure?”

[heatandapathy]

Why use metric when the superior Llamatric system exists?

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

I can visualize a llama much easier…

[bestoffun-blog]

forthefuns for the best fun

[pantlesshero]

this is the only correct way to watch cooking shows

[fried-grass]

[makingflowerscreek]

“Stop singing songs that are out of your vocal range”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

[a-case-of-tragic-magic]

#it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this,”

[stuffinspace-deactivated2017100]

“my will to live! i haven’t seen this in 15 years!”

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

“I knew I lost that potential somewhere!”

[tatt00ine]

“Mental stability, my old friend!”

[gay-armadillo]

[paprika]

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[thepastelprince]

I think of this every December 23rd

[teenscoolest]

[my-teen-quote]

In honor of October 3rd

[catchymemes]

[sugarlandfan14]

spot the difference.

[ruvieracd]

When your boyfriend says 'make a restaurant face' but you dont know what a restaurant face is

Courtesy of @tiredalwavs

[midnightvrose]

[brattylikestoeat]

Me at me.

[sugarlandfan14]

oppifany... I- we have google and talk to text recording. Yet you still spelled epiphany this way.