Finer Than A Frog's Hair

Heya I'm Veronica, I'm 25 and I live in California💛Enjoy!

[arahir]

"don't ship—" i will just be doing whatever the fuck i want actually

[arahir]

[vigilantsycamore]

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

[evilwizard]

okay, skeletons have xylophones, demons have fiddles, ghosts have theremins and vampires have pipe organs. but what of the humble werewolf? what instrument does she get for her very own?

[chimera-posting]

Werewolves are vocalists. What instrument could rival her beautiful howl?

[cam-pteryx]

They’re in a band together

[depsidase]

[5tn]

[ofbetterbodies-deactivated20250]

I’m stupid and bi and it’s all u need to know about me

[aletheyass]

is it so bad to want to kill everyone at all times

[aletheyass]

went on a walk smelled the pine trees. im fine now

[aletheyass]

crave blood again

[zillychu]

these human creatures have strange customs. some are nice tho

[marsup]

one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”

[animalcrossingmemes]

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

Im-

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I would simply quit my job

[burnt-out-eldest-daughter]

This article trying to explain this site in the wake of the hilarious trolling of the checkmark thing might be the funniest thing I’ve read in a while:

Because, heh, this tracks:

[jb612]

Tumblr users want to buy things that are FUN.

I refuse to kick off my rant about software revenue models but. Ugh. It's for FUN.

[kylebonallo]

by Kyle Bonallo (ig: @kylebonallo)

[infected]

by chateaugudanes

[pancakeke]

[saintofpride201]

This is funnier when you have the dark theme on.

[arcadetheatre]

H E ’ S H E R E !

[thecollectibles]