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#Thanks for this prev!

telumendils

hello, average tumblr user. your challenge is to name a canonically lesbian female character in the tags of this post. if you name a male character for any reason, you will be shot in the head. good luck.

#Please don't call me cringe for my answer #Amity Blight

station18908

The small voice in your head that says: "I don't need to write down every small detail of this plot idea, I love it so much, I'll remember this."

That's the devil speaking.

#writing stuff

adirtnap

luguuuu

Good morning everyone who has a crush on me, everyone else have a bad day

transmascfrankiero

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

gavamont

Matched with a half elf on wrindr (Wizard Grindr) who wants a nice domestic night, so I decided to forage mushrooms for a risotto for a meal before he comes over. Read a new book on rare and magical mushrooms and there’s one that can feed directly off of iron but is still edible, Feddlemen’s Steel Cap, but I found out it has other problems.

Found a patch coming off a sword sticking out of a long dead skeleton, but it turns out they also hold all of the memories of the moments of death by anyone slain with the iron they feed off of.

So there I am, belly full of risotto, half elf with his shirt off, and then we’re both screaming over visions of getting skewered and beheaded time and time again. FML.

treecitysessions

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

treecitysessions

I heavily fw bro

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

anais-ninja-bitch

unrestrained summer fun

dramaticpokemonpictures

Rest in peace Akihiro Miwa (1935-2026)

I haven't seen anyone talking about this and just wanted to make a quick post on here.

Akihiro Miwa recently passed away peacefully june 20th, and was not only a drag queen and a queer icon, but also the japanese voice of Arceus in the movie Arceus and the jewel of life, as well as the witch from Howl's moving castle and Moro from Princess Mononke.

Rest in peace and thank you for the wonderfull impact you made in this world.

Was about to fall asleep and apropos of nothing was struck out of nowhere by a horrible future vision of a brightly-lit and saccharine 3D-AI Calvin and Hobbes movie with Scarlet Johanssen voicing the mom and Chris Pratt voicing Hobbes and experienced an emotional haptic jerk so chilling I feel like I just foresaw my own death

teaboot

(Drenched in a cold sweat, visibly shaking) We Need To Warn Bill Watterson

crystaltoa

No, we don't.

He knows.

He has always known.

Actual quote:

"I don't want some animation studio giving Hobbes an actor's voice, and I don't want some greeting card company using Calvin to wish people a happy anniversary, and I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer. When everything fun and magical is turned into something for sale, the strip's world is diminished. 'Calvin and Hobbes' was designed to be a comic strip and that's all I want it to be. It's the one place where everything works the way I intend it to"

This was in the 1990's, pre-AI, pre- Chris Pratt, pre- Cinematic Universes, and if he was opposed to it then, he sure as hell wouldn't be okay with it now.

I think he probably experienced the same nightmare dystopian vision of the future you saw, but fortunately he had it like 40 years earlier.

teaboot

oh thank heavens