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[girlblocker]

me if meowing was a sin tbh

[girlblocker]

& heres me if meowing was illegal

[mysonglady-deactivated20230606]

But it’s not so enjoy

[girlblocker]

so true, here i am happy and free because nobody can morally or legally stop me from meowing

[superspecial-awesome]

*slide whistle* Ah cmon man not my gablins

[ratfuck]

you will not receive a hint of pussy. for FIFTY MOONS

[synfullewrecche]

i hope everything works out for you gay man on tumblr

[duckdotcom]

why don't you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you'll feel butter

[duckdotcom]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

[hugsohugs]

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

[loscharlitos]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[daughter-of-sapph0]

tw lying

Keep reading

[i-am-a-fish]

why do peaches have that thing in them

[chocogummigoodness]

The seed?

[i-am-a-fish]

the thing

[yourpal-titliquid]

The pit?

[hobgoblinhero]

The Meat?

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

The family of talking bugs and small magically shrunken child?

[miyoriia]

[brightlotusmoon]

[flootzavut]

Tumblr: we are a no porn website now

Porn: you cannot kill me in a way that matters

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one

[ooppo]

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

[the-infinite-casmos]

[ooppo]

THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op

[ooppo]

Ohhhh yeah

[falloutnewvegasmeal]

[dragongirlteeth]

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

[dragongirlteeth]

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[lustcannibalism]

the desire to engage in my hobbies leaving my body as soon as I have the day off even though I was looking forward to it all week