Alright y'all, the tyongf in me is about to jump out. I woke up itching to listen to the song this morning and I was not disappointed.
This album is an absolute masterpiece and I love how we got all different types of vibes from each song, and you can obviously tell that he's passionate about what he does and it’s beautiful. I love all the songs but my faves are Storm, Skii, Hot, 404 Euphoria (that song was so aggressively cancer) and WYLD.
Speaking of, let's talk about the music video for a minute because that video had no business being that nasty...
I hate how much it turned me on.
I'm still trying to understand why the fuck Taeyong was crawling on the floor like a dog and laying on a table full of sticky food just waiting for someone (me) to eat off of him. It was VERY obvious that this song is about sex and I better not see anyone deny that because it's the truth.
I'm still on the fence about getting an album since I don't buy them anymore, but there’s a high chance I'll get the s-mini. I'm just so proud of my wife! Taeyong you're so talented and I love you baby ☺️💕.
Hello my little chickens!! Welcome to another installment of my Chaotic Analysis series! If you’re new here, welcome to the wonderful world of TaeyongsFemdom. So glad you were able to roll up to the party, we have a lot of fun here! Anyway, to give a quick rundown of this series is, it's basically just me blabbing about shit that nobody asked for. I recently just posted about the TYFD Crew and my previous ones were about the overall lore of my page and Taeyong's SuperM trailer that I did for the group's five year anniversary.
Now for today’s discussion, I thought it would be fun to dive into the playlist I created for TYFD. For my readers out there, you know how authors include playlists at the beginning of a book? That’s basically what this is. I’m gonna share the songs that I've chosen to fit the vibe of the eight sections listed. If you have YT Music, I did link the actual playlist if you wanna check it out! <3
Without further ado, LET'S GET JIGGY WITH IT CHAT.
The Woman's Introduction: The icon, the legend, and the mf moment. We all know this queen and how much of a bad bitch she is. She's a billionairess who has people who love her, people who hate her, and people who want to be her. She's powerful and confident and I just love her so much.
Cozy: Beyoncé.
Upgrade U: Beyoncé.
Narcotic: Bryce Savage.
Rose: Chlöe.
Fall in Line: Christina Aguilera and Demi Lovato.
Big Mad: Ktlyn.
Melanin: Secrett.
A Thorough Fuck You To Dante Devonick: I think this one is pretty self explanatory. For a quick reminder of who this fucker is, Dante is The Woman’s ex-boyfriend who we meet in Petal #6 where she decides to get back at him by “almost” kissing a certain someone. She became a new woman after moving on from him, but unfortunately built a wall around her heart since she feels like nobody deserves to have it. (good for her)
Little Girl Gone: CHINCHILLA
Don't Hurt Yourself: Beyoncé
Losing You: Flo.
Exes: Tate McRae.
Bittersweet: Madison Beer.
Angel Wings: Madison Beer.
A Man's Walking Nightmare: After her breakup, her vendetta towards men had skyrocketed. The Woman's best friend, Mason, persuades her to go on a date or two, and they don't go very well, so she decides to take a break from men and stick with her toys. I'm also pretty sure she scared the shit out of them too because The Woman is scary. And to add to that, she is currently in her revenge era against the men that talked down on her as she made her way to the top and became successful. (very valid very slay)
Lips Of A Witch: Austin Giorgio.
Sweet But Psycho: Ava Max
6 Inch: Beyoncé.
Daddy Lessons: Beyoncé.
Placebo: Naomi Jon.
Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me: Taylor Swift.
Side note: Does anyone know if Taylor is dropping Reputation TV? I'm not a swiftie but I'm curious bc that album got some bops fr and i'm willing to listen to the new version.
Taeyong Might Need To Start Running: I genuinely thought the title of this section was hilarious when I typed it out. As we obviously know, Taeyong has become the object of The Woman’s obsession. After the start of their secret relationship along with managing him, her small infatuation turns into an unhealthy addiction. She starts to go a little mad once she thinks about the possibility of something touching or hurting him and enters her serial killer era. Her obsession with him gets worse everyday and she becomes destined to make Taeyong belong to her.
I Put A Spell On You: Austin Giorgio.
The Boy Is Mine: Ariana Grande.
Greedy: Ariana Grande.
All Up In Your Mind: Beyoncé.
Going Nowhere: Fifth Harmony.
Make You Mine: Madison Beer.
Obsessed: Olivia Rodrigo.
Secrets: P!NK.
Mind Games: Sidekick.
Ms. Possessive: Tate McRae.
Die For You (Remix): The Weeknd & Ariana Grande.
She's a runner, she's a track star, she gon' run away when it gets hard.
I'm currently in my CaseOh era right now since I've been watching him for two weeks straight lmao.
Taeyong's Introduction: Okay we're about to have a complete vibe change, this section is about our sweet angel cake cancer boy. The boy who suffers from a severe case of butterflies in his stomach every time he looks at The Woman. He developed a crush on her once she started managing him, but didn't expect to fall in love with her once she agreed to fulfill his fantasies of being dominated. He knows that she’s completely out of his league but has no idea that The Woman is obsessed with him.
Petals and Thorns: Austin Giorgio.
Talk: Khalid.
Butterflies: MAX & Ali Gatie.
This Is Heaven: Nick Jonas.
Pocketful Of Sunshine: Natasha Bedingfield
404 Loading: (one of Taeyong's best songs btw)
Guess Who’s Falling in L-O-V-E: Guess who can't stop thinking about the boy that's living with her? The Woman starts to feel something that she hasn't felt in a long time along with that warm fuzzy feeling whenever she's around Taeyong. She tries to ignore it, but she's really bad at it.
Sweetener: Ariana Grande.
Write On Me: Fifth Harmony.
Black Magic: Little Mix.
Something About Him: School Gyrls.
Nonsense: Big Brina Da Sleeze. (Sabrina Carpenter)
Okay If you don't know what I'm referring to, there is this edited photo of Sabrina Carpenter that I discovered on twitter this past year and it's literally my favorite thing ever. I only call her by that name and that name only because it's hilarious to say. This is the pic for those who've never seen it 😭😭😭 it's so good.
BIG BRINA DA SLEEZEEEEEEEEEE 🗣🗣🗣
Anyway.
TYFD Crew: This is a random ass category but I wanted to include The Woman’s chaotic ass crew. After Mason put the idea in her head one day, The Woman has a fantasy where she imagines if Taeyong was to join her team and come over to the “dark side” with the persuasion of her and the crew. but she snaps out of it and hides that thought away immediately.
Wicked Ones: Dorothy.
Ways To Be Wicked: Descendants 2.
A Love Letter To Taeyong: The Woman expressing her love and happiness to her boyfriend as a thank you for letting her feel what it’s like to be in love again.
Hrs & Hrs: Muni Long.
Runaway: Tiffany Young & Babyface.
Espresso: Big Brina Da Sleeze.
Levitating: Dua Lipa.
Right There: Ariana Grande.
Pete Davidson (I always hated the fact that she titled a song after this dirty mf. He always looked he never showers 😭)
Positions
My Hair
34+35
Off The Table
POV
Honestly, the entire positions album could've been added to this section. Speaking of positions, people on twitter were talking about how she's not gonna perform any songs from that album on her eternal sunshine tour and then my entire timeline was filled with tweets about positions. And what's so crazy is that I literally just re-listened to that album recently and thought it was funny that twitter went into a frenzy over that.
Anyway, that's a wrap on the TYFD playlist! I honestly love how this playlist is like 90% about The Woman's journey through her life and then the remaining 10% is just Taeyong going shalalalalalala and just being there for the ride. It's also the way i'm picturing The Woman, Taeyong and the crew doing little musical fantasy sequences like they did in Glee or some shit.
Before I close this out, I do wanna give you guys an update on some upcoming content!
A new fic is currently in the works right now and it should be out in the summertime hopefully around June or July.
Obviously you guys will get some petals because those are just so fun to write.
There will be no more chaotic analysis discussions for right now since I did two of them back to back. I already mentioned this in the previous CA post, but the next one won't be out until the end of this year or in 2027.
Last thing. I'm going to try and release a full length Halloween fic this year. I've had this account for four years (soon to be five) and I keep saying i'm gonna have a Halloween extravaganza here and I always end up capping. I have posted small things, but I always ended up deleting them because I thought they were meh lmao. I really think you guys are gonna enjoy what I have planned for that, so stay tuned! I'm giving ya'll quality over quantity bc that's what matters for my readers.
Okay, I've been blabbing for way too long and I need to stfu. I hope ya'll have a wonderful day! 💋
Okay, but can you imagine how insane the events of early Jem are from the view of the Starlight Girls?
Okay, you've landed yourself in a pretty nice situation with the Bentons. Mr. Benton and his daughters are alright, Mr. Benton owns a record label so sometimes you get to meet the acts he has signed and stuff, and Kimber lets you play around with her makeup and clothes (Aja and Shana are cool too). It's Mrs. Baily who's really running the show, but... it's nice.
Then Mr. Benton dies, and everything kinda falls apart. Jerrica's barely out of uni and Kimber's barely out of high school, and Mr. Benton's been kinda letting house repairs slide, and Ashley is being SUCH a bitch about everything, and you're pretty sure that if one more thing in the house breaks, Jerrica's gonna call all your social workers and have you moved to another home, so you're all getting together to try and raise money by doing chores for the neighbors so you can bribe Jerrica with a new fridge (but Ashley is continuing to be a bitch).
Also something weird is going on at the record label, and Jerrica's signed a new act that's mostly her sisters but also this new chick? She's nice, but you don't like the way Rio looks at her.
Then the house burns down, and you're pretty sure that's it, it's back to being bounced around because you're too old to be adopted-
And a guy who you later find out makes really wild movies with drag queens (seriously, the guy with the mansion is based off John Waters) lets you move in to a mansion that's the stakes for some kind of battle of the bands, and yay! Jem and the Holograms win in spite of Ashley Being A Bitch and now Starlight House is big enough that you don't even have to share rooms, which is AWESOME. Some of you still do, cause you've never slept alone before and it wasn't that long ago that some weirdo broke into your house and, y'know, burned it down.
Less awesome is things get weird and awkward because Rio is so obviously cheating on Jerrica with Jem, and Jerrica's hardly ever around anymore, and you think maybe Jem lives in the mansion? But you're not sure, and Kimber, Aja, and Shana act like they've known her forever but you only started seeing her around after Jerrica signed her.
And you can't take Ba Nee to the mall anymore because she latches on to ANY man with red hair who walks within her line of sight, and she's a nice kid but good GOD is she dumber than a sack of hair. She's, like, one bad day away from ending up a face on a milk carton, and you're tempted to slip whoever takes her a fiver to take Ashley with him.
my sister is here and they are talking about giving birth and her pregnancy etc and i'm getting lightheaded i swear to god . pregnancy and the delivery of the baby especially are body horror to me i can't stand it ever since i was little
I think a lot about Jerrica in quiet rage at the thought of someone pushing drugs onto a girl under her care, violently careening into the right lane to pass
y'all after 9 years of being into kpop, I think I've possibly finally converted my best friend
we went to see Ateez and she really, really enjoyed the concert. now her fyp is mostly Ateez, she listened to them a bunch over the last week, and she suggested to me while we were at Barnes & Noble that we check out the albums (tho tbf I do always go to the album section when we're there)
regardless, I told her that now that she enjoyed Ateez, the next time NCT comes to the US, she's coming with me to that and that she has to learn all of the members names first, so I'm making an informative powerpoint for her to learn all of them and I'm trying to include fun facts/lore but I feel like honestly I'm in too deep to be able to do that like there are years of lore that are an intrinsic part of my knowledge now that I don't even know where to begin with some of them
I've already apologized too because it's like 50 slides and it's just introducing the units and the members, like I told her by the end of this I could probably teach a college course in NCT
Hot take: The best episodes of Jem were the multiple part episodes (the jem jam, hollywood jem, stingers hit town etc.) those episodes absolutely served and the drama was unmatched.
The starbright trilogy is superior btw.
Oh definitely, the drama in the 2 parters was peak. If the show had been serialized like a soap opera it would've been absolutely nuts.
Generally true, but the Father's Day episode is an exception to that rule tho, very good music and very good drama andJem was being so weird... "Why are you so down Kimber?" HER DAD DIED JEM!! I expected you to remember, he was YOUR DAD TOO!
