who you should fight in nct 127
taeil - 72% chance of winning - at first glance, taeil seems like a quiet and mellow dude. and you’d be right. but the remaining 28%? we all know that under his calm exterior, this guy is all muscle. he could grind you into dust under his elbow, he just wouldn’t.
johnny - 1% chance of winning - johnny is extremely large and powerful, and despite his dad-like appearances, will not hesitate to fuck you up. the 1% chance of winning comes from the possibility that rather than punching, he will attempt to use interpretive dance to psychically overpower you.
taeyong - 82% chance of winning - despite his aggressive stage presence and impressive physical strength, taeyong is a woobie and is afraid of everything that moves. maximize your odds by approaching with stealth and using sudden movements to spook him. if you wear a scary costume too, the probability of victory becomes 98%.
yuta - 5% chance of winning - yuta has high physical strength and agility and will not hesitate to bring a knife to a fistfight. never trust a man with a belly button piercing and ponytail.
doyoung - 69% chance of winning - physically, doyoung is frail and brittle. he looks like the type of guy you could slam dunk into a recycling bin, but don’t underestimate him– his fragile body is full of pent up rage, and the constant harassment he receives from his bandmates has made him battle-hardened. watch out for his unpredictable attack patterns, but once you land a solid punch, it’s over for him.
jaehyun - 0% chance of winning - this man is extremely large and and strong and competitive to boot. do not fight jaehyun.
jungwoo - 92% chance of winning - why would you fight jungwoo? why? just don’t do it
mark - 37% chance of winning - mark is small and goofy, plus he’s canadian and a good christian boy. however, his tiny body harbors a greater, more condensed soul. every time he raps his second verse in jopping, he deals 10d6 psychic damage to every creature in a 30-foot radius. if you succeed on a wisdom saving throw and get close enough to him, a single punch could take him out, since he has about 6 hit points.
haechan - it doesn’t matter - somebody please fight haechan
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