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[gaygamers]

[dillyt]

well the horrors may be beyond YOUR comprehension, but I comprehend them perfectly

[wizard-email]

[techno-poet]

[techno-poet]

you know what? that’s fair

[thedoctor-winchester]

Magic broth

[love-buckybarnes]

[j-liz]

[toonskribblez]

[sophie531896273240810891]

is being into coffee an older sibling thing bc everyone i know who loves coffee is the oldest child

[sophie531896273240810891]

like every oldest child ik loves coffee, the middle child hates it/prefers tea, and the youngest will drink it but only if its super sweet n has a ton of milk

[sophie531896273240810891]

rb w/ if ur oldest, middle, or youngest child and how u feel about coffee

[hollowboobtheory]

when I was like 10 I learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time I got really stressed out whenever I had to cut anything bc like. what if I hit an atom at just the right angle

[twofingerswhiskey]

i had mental breakdowns over eating lettuce because i learnt the crunch was cells splitting apart and i thought what if i crunch lettuce and. i split an atom and wipe out my entire region just because i wanted a salad

[breefolk-hates-staff]

The thing that cracks me up about the Addams Family is that they literally live in their own family cemetery, but no one ever asks the most important question: what the fuck kills an Addams?

Like, they literally have cartoon invulnerability. They intentionally put themselves through physical torture, electrocution, falling from ridiculous heights, etcetera, and they always come out completely unscathed. In the movies, they’re actually shown giving the baby a mixture that includes raw egg and vodka, among other things, for regular feedings, which, if you need to be told is bad then you ought to have your parenting license revoked.

So, how do all of the graves get there? What horrid fate could possibly KILL an Addams? The world may never know.

[frank-bennedetto]

They leave when they are done

[ayellowbirds]

this presumes that the graves are meant to be permanent.

Sometimes, one simply feels like laying in a hole, for a time.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Addams Family continues to be the Biggest Mood <3

[mapsontheweb]

After Tokyo 2020 this map remains the same. All men’s water polo gold medal winners since 2000 were born inside this circle.

[anarcho-cawmmunism]

[agentcarters]

@creatorsofcolornet and @mcutv MARVEL POC CELEBRATION MONTH!

↳ week three favorite POC cast member.

[arirna]

[thedoctor-winchester]

So if trump wants to run again then he has to admit the defeat of the 2020 election because, by his delusion, he’s already a two term president and that’s the limit. Wouldn’t that be a fun question to ask him?

[rrrick]

[quietpetitegirl-deactivated2025]

I hope I find someone that loves me the same way Stephen Colbert loves his wife ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[korben600]

The one and ONLY redeeming factor of 2020’is that Stephen has been stuck at home for the entire quarantine, so he’s been forced to do his bits at his house. Which looked real hard for him, since he doesn’t have an audience laughing at his jokes.

And the thing is, when he came back to his studio, he’s not allowed to have crowds there either because of New York’s restrictions.

But without fail, every other joke, you can hear this one, single woman laughing in the background.

That’s his wife.

Covid restrictions don’t apply to his spouse, and everyone else in the studio has a job, and has to work, so she’s become the only person in the room left laughing at his jokes.

She doesn’t laugh every time. You can tell she’s not doing it on cue, because there are some bits she clearly likes better than others. Some bits where she is laughing her ass off, and some where she just chuckles.

But my god, every time she laughs, Colbert’s face lights up like the sun.

Like, even if every other person on earth was dead and gone, if he was on his deathbed and breathing his last breath, he’d still make a jokes, just to make her laugh again.

So yeah. Get you someone who loves you like Stephen Colbert loves his wife.

[non-bender-world]

Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?

[comradekatara]

oh honey they are fully dead

[chemicalmagecraft]

No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.

[comradekatara]

oh, sure. she doesn’t care though. she’s 12 and she’s thriving and she loves to murder

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Toph and Wednesday Addams have a lot in common

[guerrillatech]

[digitaldiscipline]

This is followed by 15-50 minutes of both the host and guest(s) standing in or near the door, talking.

[stinkylittlegnome]

Gollum’s lowkey adoreable tbh i would like to keep him as a pet❤️

[stinkylittlegnome]