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Paper rings. (Leon Kennedy)
Summary: When Rookie Leon offered to make you company after-hours you were not expecting to end up with a ring on your finger.
Friday nights were usually a fun way to end a week, especially during your twenties. Parties, hangouts, even spending time doing absolutely nothing could count as it. Well, not when you're a police officer.
Paperwork had always been a pain in the ass, probably the thing you hated the most about your job. The boring part you kept stacking on your desk day after day until it became impossible to ignore, and then suddenly it was Friday night and you had no other choice but to stay late and deal with it.
God, you hated paperwork.
You thought that was going to be your entire night. Endless reports, signatures, empty coffee cups, your pen running over paper while the station slowly went quiet. Just another routine you didn’t enjoy but had to get through.
Yeah, well, that was before your rookie showed up.
Leon S. Kennedy. Tall, broad-shouldered, still carrying that soft baby face that refused to go away no matter how much he tried to look serious. Naive in a way that made you worry for him sometimes, but also in a way that made him… endearing.
And clumsy.
A lot.
So he was assigned to you, because apparently you had the patience to deal with him. Or at least that’s what they said.
The truth was that his nerves only got worse around you.
Because you were the problem.
You and your eyes that lingered just a little too long, your voice when you called him rookie, the way you leaned over his shoulder to explain things, the way your perfume stayed in his head even after you left the room. You were the reason he dropped things, the reason he stuttered, the reason his hands never seemed to stay still.
So yeah, being your rookie didn’t help him at all. It made everything worse.
Which is why it should have been obvious something was off when he didn’t leave that night.
You had told him to go home. Twice.
Three times, actually.
“You don’t have to stay,” you had said earlier without even looking up from your papers. “I’ll be faster on my own.”
“I can help,” he had insisted, already sitting down like he wasn’t planning on moving.
“You’re not helping,” you had replied flatly.
“I can… supervise?”
That made you look up.
“Supervise?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
You stared at him for a second before shaking your head and going back to your work.
He stayed anyway.
Because leaving meant going home. And going home meant not being around you.
And that was not an option.
It reminded him of the first week he had been assigned to you, when he had stayed after his shift just to watch you finish reports, pretending he was organizing files while stealing glances every few seconds. Or the time he had offered to carry your folders and ended up dropping half of them on the floor because you thanked him with a smile.
Or that one night during patrol when you both had ended up sitting on the hood of the car eating vending machine snacks because everything had been unusually quiet, and he had talked about the most random things just to keep you there longer.
He never wanted those moments to end.
So of course he stayed.
Was he bored? Hell yeah
Was he leaving? Never
Because you were there. Because the faint scent of your perfume filled the room. Because being near you, even in silence, felt better than anything else he could be doing.
His fingers started tapping against his knees.
Soft at first.
Then louder.
Then constant.
You tried to ignore it. You really did. You kept your eyes on the papers, forcing yourself to stay focused, filling out forms, signing documents, flipping pages. But the sound kept pulling you back, over and over again, until it started to crawl under your skin.
“Rookie,” you called softly.
No response.
His mind was somewhere else entirely, probably imagining something ridiculous, judging by the small smile tugging at his lips.
“Hey, rookie,” you tried again, a little louder.
Nothing.
“Leon.”
That did it.
His head snapped up immediately, eyes wide, cheeks already turning pink like he had been caught doing something he shouldn’t.
“Y-yes, ma’am?”
“You’re getting on my nerves,” you said, pointing your pen toward his hands. “I already told you that you can go home. I’ll be fine.”
His fingers froze instantly, like he had been caught red-handed. He straightened up in his chair, placing his hands flat on his lap like a child trying to behave.
“Uh, yeah… sorry, ma’am.”
You both knew he wasn’t leaving.
A few minutes passed in silence again.
Peaceful, finally.
Until his leg started bouncing.
You didn’t even need to look this time. You just felt it. The rhythm of it against the floor, uneven and restless.
You glanced up slowly.
He noticed immediately and forced himself still again, lips pressing together in concentration like holding still was the hardest task he had ever been given.
You sighed quietly, trying to return to your work, but it was no use. He was distracting, in every possible way.
And you didn’t want to hurt his feelings.
So you did the first thing that came to mind.
Something you usually reserved for kids who ended up at the station after getting lost, or after some small trouble.
You reached into your drawer and pulled out a few blank sheets of paper, sliding them across the desk toward him.
He looked at you, confused.
Then you handed him a small box of crayons.
“Here,” you said casually, like it was the most normal thing in the world. “Why don’t you draw something for me, rookie?”
For a second, you thought he might question it.
But then his entire face lit up.
“Oh… thank you, ma’am.”
And just like that, it worked.
You went back to your paperwork, occasionally glancing up. At first, he was just drawing, tongue slightly peeking out in concentration, brows furrowed like he was working on something incredibly important.
Then he started folding the paper.
Origami.
It began with something that vaguely resembled a dog. Or at least that’s what he claimed it was.
Then came a giraffe. Or what he insisted was a giraffe.
Each time, he would hand it to you with a proud little smile, waiting for your reaction like it mattered more than anything.
“Good job, rookie,” you would say, playing along. “This one’s great.”
Even when you had absolutely no idea what it was supposed to be.
And then, without warning, he spoke again.
“Look,” he said, a little more excited this time. “I made a ring.”
You turned your head, already prepared to smile politely at whatever he had created.
But before you could say anything, he gently took your hand.
Your breath caught slightly at the contact.
And then he slipped the small paper ring onto your finger.
Realization hit him.
“Oh.”
Oh no.
His face turned completely red, the deepest shade you had ever seen, as he rushed to take it off.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to, I just thought it would be funny, I can take it off, I didn’t mean to put it on like that, I wasn’t thinking, I’m really sorry-”
You pulled your hand back.
“Don’t.”
He froze.
“I like it,” you said softly, looking down at the small paper ring. “It’s… really well done, rookie. Thank you.”
For a second, he just stared.
And then something shifted in his expression.
Something warm. Something soft. Something so full of quiet hope it made your chest tighten.
“Y-you do?” he asked, barely above a whisper.
You nodded.
“I do.”
Silence settled between you again, but this time it felt different.
Lighter.
Warmer.
You went back to your paperwork, but your focus wasn’t quite the same. Every now and then, your eyes would drift to your hand, to the little paper ring that looked so out of place and yet felt so right.
And Leon… he couldn’t stop looking at you.
At the ring.
At the way your fingers moved as you wrote, careful not to ruin it.
At the way you didn’t take it off.
Hours passed like that, quiet and comfortable.
At some point, he stood up and wandered around the office, pretending to stretch, but really just trying to burn off the nervous energy building inside him.
He paused behind your chair.
“Ma’am?” he said softly.
“Hmm?”
“You… you’re gonna keep it?”
You didn’t look up from your papers.
“Of course I am.”
His breath hitched slightly.
“Really?”
You finally glanced at him, raising an eyebrow.
“Are you questioning my judgment, rookie?”
“N-no, I just… I didn’t think…”
You smiled, just a little.
“Well, you should start thinking better of yourself.”
That shut him up immediately.
He returned to his seat, quieter this time, calmer, though his heart was still racing in his chest.
You were not expecting you’d be married years later.
But you could have imagined it, for the way his eyes shone at the sight of you wearing that childish paper ring.
“You know you didn’t have to kiss her to give her your blessing, right?”
—Athena to Hermes, probably
haha! here you go, my lovely (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)
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Hermes giggles to himself, trying to ignore the soft blush on his cheeks. He watches you fondly from high above, laying on his stomach in a bed of clouds with his feet in the air, kicking away as his hands hold up his chin.
“You know you didn’t have to kiss her to give her your blessing, right?” Athena materialises beside him, standing in her tall, proud height.
“I don’t know~” Hermes sing-songs, grinning widely at the narrowed look his half-sister gives him from beneath the shadow of her helmet.
“No, you didn’t,” Athena rolls her eyes and sighs, looking down as you silently talk with some strangely coloured animals that Hermes must have allowed onto the island with you. Hermes finally laughs aloud, finding her irritation amusing.
“Maybe so, but what’s the fun in that?~”
“This isn’t about fun, Hermes,” Athena sighs exasperatedly, rubbing at her temples through her helmet whilst avoiding the sight of the messenger God’s cheeky smile, “Your actions could very well have endangered Odysseus and her,”
“But she is under my protection now,” Hermes’ grin doesn’t falter, confident in his ability to protect you by warding off any enemy, “ease up, darling~” Hermes coos, flying up in his front-laying position so that his head was level with Athena’s and he could look her in the eye with just a slight tilt of his head. “And there isn’t a chance I’ll let any danger come to her,” Hermes looks down at you fondly once again as Athena huffs.
“Don’t tell me you’ve grown fond of her to this extent already,”
“There’s no question about it!” Hermes giggles and throws his arms up in a gleeful cheer, righting himself vertically, before turning his full attention onto Athena. The goddess of wisdom is, somewhat, taken aback by the sudden shift in his demeanour, there was almost a threat hidden in his glowing eyes, “I’ve already given her my blessing, after all. Whoever dares harm her from now on will be answering to me,”
“But why?” Athena presses, always one to ask for an explanation; her mind simply can’t comprehend how capricious Hermes’ actions are, “Because she’s a great traveller from another world? Can it only be that?”
“Why can’t it ‘only’ be that?” Hermes tilts his head coyly, playing with her reasoning.
“Because you kissed her—”
Hermes laughs with his full body, clutching at his stomach as his knees tuck up and curl him into a compressed ball of laughter, “You’re always so serious~” Hermes whips the tears from his eyes.
“Answer me!”
“Alright alright! Don’t get your subligar in a twist~” Athena gives him an unamused look, growing all the more irritated when he has to suppress a giggle once more, “I admit, the fair maiden has very kissable-looking lips, I just couldn’t resist stealing a taste~”
Athena splutters, “Wha—?!”
“She’s also very cute and very delicious,” Hermes smirks to himself as he slowly traces his lips with his tongue. His eyes look distant as he remembers the softness and sweetness of you, “My~ I’ve never tasted something so sweet before. But shush!” Athena watches in shock as Hermes puts a finger to his lips in a hushing motion, “Don’t tell Dionysus! He might get jealous when he finds out I’ve found something tastier than his grapes and wine,”
Hermes giggles as Athena rolls her eyes.
“Just don’t harass the poor girl,” Athena looks at you with sympathy.
“I’m afraid I can’t make such promises, darling~” Hermes smirks to himself, “now that I’ve had a taste, I simply can’t get enough!”
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a/n : I'M JUST A HERMES SIMP, OKAY?! DON'T JUDGE ME! I DIDN'T MEAN TO WRITE 500 WORDS OF THIS!
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I have no idea how to start this, but what if self aware Corbeau caught you playing an otome game on your Nintendo? Like imagine him freaking out because WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO GET THE ATTENTION OF MEN WHO DON’T SEE YOU FOR WHO YOU TRULY ARE!? Thank you for reading this stupid little idea of mine.
Thank you for sharing this genius idea of yours, hehe. I do not know if other characters would be self aware alongside Corbeau, but I can just imagine Philippe having to bear witness to the short man not-so-discreetly flipping out like a Magikarp out of water.
Maybe Corbeau would try to reel you back in with shiny Pokémon, they’re suddenly so much easier to catch and there’s so many! Surely you’ll come by his office to show them off, right?
I’m currently hyperfixated on other games at the moment, but I honestly just might draw a lil goofy thing with this idea in mind, so thank you <3
Where You Should've Been
Pairing: husband!Leon x wife!Reader
Word count: 21.7k
Summary: Leon comes home to a quiet house, a broken mug on the floor, and the sinking certainty that something is wrong. You should’ve been there. By the time he finds you, it’s already too late for things to be simple, but not too late to bring you back.
Warnings/tags: Hunnigan & Gideon characters, torture themes (reader), kidnapping, needle mention, mission-related violence, gun mention, angst, protective leon, fluff, happy ending
The road stretches out in front of him, long and dim, washed in the amber glow of streetlights that flicker past the windshield in steady intervals. Each one slides over him like a pulse, light, shadow, light again. It's late enough that traffic has thinned to almost nothing, the occasional pair of headlights drifting past like distant ghosts before disappearing into the dark.
It's late. Later than he told you he'd be. His hands rest loosely on the steering wheel, one thumb tapping absently against the sleek, black leather. The radio hums low, something forgettable that he isn't really listening to. His mind is already somewhere else. Somewhere softer.
Home.
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“You Don’t Stand a Chance” (Leon S. Kennedy x reader)
Summary: Somehow, you end up back in the RPD. With two Leons. One is your husband: older, tired and way too protective. The other is his rookie self: confused, stubborn and definitely not prepared for you calling him “cute.”
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If you ever tried to explain what you had just witnessed, people would probably think you were crazy. Truthfully, you could barely believe it yourself. One moment you were fighting alongside your husband Leon against a group of BOWs. The next second he was gone. And somehow – impossibly – another Leon S. Kennedy stood only a few steps away from you, looking just as confused as you felt.
For a moment, neither of you moved.
The younger Leon blinked, lowering his gun slightly as he studied your face.
“Oh– hey,” he said, sounding more relieved than suspicious. “There you are.”
You frowned.
“…There I am?”
He stepped closer, clearly relaxing now that he had recognized you.
“I thought I lost you back there,” he continued, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly. “You really shouldn’t run off like that. This place is dangerous enough already.”
You stared at him.
Run off?
Back there?
Leon glanced past you briefly, scanning the street before looking back at you with the same earnest concern.
“Are you okay?” he asked. “You didn’t get hurt, did you?”
It took you a second to answer because the man standing in front of you was Leon.
Just… younger.
Softer around the eyes. Less tired. The badge on his uniform still looked new.
Your heart skipped.
“…Leon,” you said slowly.
“Yeah?” he replied immediately.
“…How long have we known each other?”
Leon frowned slightly, like that was a strange question.
“Uh… since the gas station,” he said. “Remember?”
Your brain caught up instantly.
Right.
That meant this version of Leon had already met the younger you.
Which meant the man in front of you had absolutely no idea that the person he was talking to right now was–
“Well,” you said, trying to sound normal, “that explains a lot.”
Leon tilted his head, confused.
“Explains what?”
A low groan echoed from somewhere behind him. Leon’s head snapped toward the sound immediately.
“Stay behind me,” he said automatically, raising his gun again.
You didn’t argue.
Two figures stumbled out from between the parked cars at the end of the street. Then another. And another.
Zombies.
Leon cursed under his breath.
“Of course,” he muttered.
The first one lunged.
Leon fired once. The shot echoed through the street as the zombie dropped instantly. You moved before the next one could reach him, drawing your weapon and firing cleanly.
The body hit the pavement.
Leon glanced at you in surprise.
“…Nice shot.”
“Thanks.”
More shapes shambled closer.
“Okay,” Leon said quickly, stepping back toward the street leading to the police station. “We should move. R.P.D. isn’t far from here.”
You nodded.
Together, you started retreating down the street, taking shots when the infected got too close. Leon moved carefully but efficiently, covering angles and checking corners.
Despite how young he looked, his instincts were already there.
By the time the large front doors of the Raccoon City Police Department came into view, both of you were breathing a little heavier.
Leon shoved the doors open and gestured you inside.
“Go.”
You slipped into the building as he turned to fire one last shot before following you in and slamming the doors shut behind him.
Silence fell over the main hall.
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For a moment, neither you nor the young officer beside you spoke.
The quiet inside the hall felt almost unreal after the chaos outside. Rookie Leon lowered his gun slightly, though his shoulders stayed tense as he scanned the room.
“Okay…” he muttered under his breath. “That’s a little better.”
The large statue in the center of the hall stood exactly as you remembered it. The balcony above. The split staircase.
For a second you simply looked around, trying to steady your breathing. Then you noticed someone standing near the statue.
His back was turned toward the entrance. Tall. Broad shoulders. One hand resting near his holster in the relaxed but ready way that came from years of habit.
Your heart immediately recognized the silhouette before your mind could catch up.
Leon noticed him a second later.
His gun lifted again.
“Hey!” he called cautiously. “R.P.D.! Don’t move!”
The man didn’t react right away. Then the door closing behind you must have caught his attention because he was already on his way over.
His eyes landed on you the moment you both stepped in.
Something in his face softened instantly. He reached you both in seconds.
“You okay?”
His voice was low and calm. The focus completely on you.
You nodded quickly.
“I’m fine.”
He stopped in front of you, his gaze briefly scanning your shoulders, your arms, like he was making sure you were actually unhurt. His hand brushed lightly against yours.
Only then did he glance past you. And notice the younger version of himself standing there.
Rookie Leon had gone completely still. His eyes moved slowly between the two of you.
Then back to the older man.
“…Okay,” he said after a long pause.
“…Why does that guy look exactly like me?”
The older Leon studied him quietly. Not surprised.
More like someone recognizing an old memory playing out exactly the way it once did. A faint breath left him, almost amused.
“…Yeah,” he said.
“I remember this.”
Rookie Leon blinked.
“You remember what?”
The older Leon tilted his head slightly, looking his younger self over – the fresh uniform, the nervous stance, the confusion written all over his face.
For a moment something almost fond crossed his expression.
“…My first night here,” he said.
Then he looked back at you again. “You found him already.”
Now rookie Leon’s brain officially stopped working.
“…Hold on,” he said slowly.
His finger lifted, pointing between the two of you.
“…You two know each other?”
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You smiled at the question, your eyes flicking to your husband standing right beside you. He caught the glance from the corner of his eye, already anticipating what you were about to do.
“Don’t you dare, Y/N,” he grumbled under his breath, keeping his gaze firmly on you.
But you had other plans. Your attention shifted back to rookie Leon, who was still waiting for an answer.
“Yes, we know each other,” you said simply – which, of course, answered absolutely nothing for him.
“That’s it?” he asked, completely bewildered. Older Leon raised an eyebrow slightly. “What kind of explanation are you expecting?”
“I don’t know,” rookie Leon admitted, gesturing vaguely between the two of you. “Maybe something about why you look exactly like me… but, like… twenty years older?”
You snorted softly, barely suppressing your grin. Stepping away from your husband’s side, you moved toward his younger self. Both of them watched you intently, curious and a little wary about what you were doing.
You circled rookie Leon once, taking in his features and the undeniable charm of his youthful face.
“You really were cute,” you said, your voice light and teasing. Younger Leon’s face flushed instantly. His eyes fixed on you. “You look so young,” you added casually, letting the words hang. Older Leon sighed softly at your comment, clearly trying not to react.
“How… how am I supposed to react to that?” his younger self stammered, glancing at your husband for guidance. Since you were still standing close.
“Just accept it as it is,” older Leon grumbled, pinching the bridge of his nose in quiet exasperation.
He shook his head slowly, letting out another sigh. “…Some things never change,” he muttered, his calm but pointed gaze briefly flicking to you.
“You’re enjoying this way too much,” he added.
You laughed quietly, letting rookie Leon stew for a moment.
“Maybe a little,” you admitted, leaning slightly toward him. “But can you blame me? It’s hard not to… when you look like this.”
Rookie Leon’s knees nearly buckled. He muttered something unintelligible under his breath, desperately trying to look anywhere but at you.
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Meanwhile, you stepped away from Leon’s younger version and moved back toward your husband.
“So… how did we end up here?” you asked, turning your attention to him. Older Leon let out a quiet sigh, running a hand through his hair.
“Honestly… I don’t fully know,” he admitted. You nodded slowly. “We should probably focus on finding a way out first.” With that, you began roaming around the main hall, searching for anything useful.
Both Leons watched as you moved away from them.
Older Leon’s eyes followed you, and he quickly noticed that his younger self couldn’t look away basically staring you down. That earned a low grunt from him.
“Stop staring,” he said, his voice deep and gruff.
“I’m not staring,” rookie Leon blurted out. Though he couldn’t hide the blush spreading across his face.
Older Leon already knew better.
He knew exactly what his younger self was seeing. He remembered it all too well. How beautiful you looked, how easily you caught his attention. How he had started falling for you long before he even realized it.
Maybe rookie Leon didn’t understand it yet.
But he would. And even now, after all these years, older Leon still couldn’t take his eyes off you. He might have grown a little grumpier over time, but he couldn’t imagine his life without you.
“Just a piece of advice,” he said quietly. “Don’t mess it up.”
His voice was calm but firm. He meant every word. He had nearly lost you more times than he cared to remember. Once because of drinking, another time because he had underestimated the danger.
“What do you mean by that?” rookie Leon asked, confused.
Older Leon glanced toward you.
“She’ll become the most important part of your life someday,” he said simply. “Don’t fuck it up.”
That silenced his younger self. Both men watched as you sat down on the stairs, flipping through old documents you had found on a nearby desk. Your hair fell slightly forward as you focused on reading.
Still–
You could feel their eyes on you.
You knew they were talking about you.
After a moment, you looked up, catching your husband’s gaze. You gave him a bright smile.
For a brief moment, everything felt quiet.
As quiet as it could be in a situation like this. Inside the RPD, back in Raccoon City, reliving a nightmare you had already survived once before.
But this time, you weren’t alone.
And that small difference made the moment feel almost peaceful.
Almost.
Because it didn’t last.
The first thing you noticed was the change in your husband’s expression. Then rookie Leon realized it too.
Behind you, a zombie had fallen from the upper floor and was already stumbling in your direction.
Your eyes widened in horror when you turned around – just as it lunged.
The impact sent you tumbling down the stairs, the creature clawing at you as you struggled to keep it from sinking its teeth into your neck.
Both Leons reacted instantly.
They sprinted toward you.
Rookie Leon raised his gun and fired a clean shot, the bullet dropping the zombie immediately.
At the same moment, your husband grabbed you under your arms and pulled you to your feet, positioning you right behind him. His body moved instinctively in front of yours, shielding you from any further danger.
Your husband didn’t move for a second, his body still shielding yours as he scanned the hall for any more movement.
“Are you hurt?” he asked quickly, his voice low but urgent.
You shook your head, still catching your breath. “No… I’m okay.”
His grip on your arms tightened for just a moment longer, as if he needed to be sure you were actually standing there before he finally let go.
Rookie Leon lowered his gun slowly, staring at the now lifeless zombie on the stairs. His chest was still rising quickly from the sudden burst of adrenaline.
“That thing came out of nowhere…” he muttered.
Older Leon didn’t answer right away. His eyes moved over you one more time, checking for any sign of injury before he finally stepped aside.
“Told you to stay alert,” he said quietly, though there was no real anger in his voice. Just the tension of what could have happened.
You exhaled slowly, brushing some dust off your clothes.
“Well,” you said after a moment, trying to steady yourself, “that’s one way to ruin a peaceful moment.”
Rookie Leon glanced between the two of you, still processing what he had just seen. The way older Leon had moved without hesitation… the way he had pulled you behind him like it was the most natural thing in the world.
He looked back at the older version of himself for a moment, then toward you again.
“…You really weren’t kidding,” he murmured quietly.
Older Leon didn’t need to ask what he meant.
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Before anyone could say anything else, a low groan echoed through the main hall. Then another. The sound of dragging feet followed from the upper floor. All three of you looked up at the same time. Several figures appeared along the railing above. Zombies leaning forward, their arms hanging limply before one of them lost its balance and dropped over the edge. The body slammed onto the marble floor below with a sickening crack.
Older Leon’s expression hardened instantly.
“…Not good.” Another one fell. Then another.
“Move!” he ordered.
You didn’t hesitate. The three of you spread out instinctively as the first zombie staggered toward the stairs.
You raised your gun and fired. The shot echoed through the hall as the zombie dropped, but two more immediately took its place. One lunged straight at you. You stepped back, trying to keep distance. A gunshot rang out beside you.
The zombie collapsed before it could reach you. You glanced over your shoulder just enough to see your husband lowering his weapon. “I had it,” you muttered.
“I know,” he replied calmly. “Still doing it.”
Another zombie stumbled down from the stairs, crashing right between the two of you. You both reacted at the same time. You kicked it back while Leon fired, the bullet dropping it instantly.
Rookie Leon watched the exchange for half a second too long before another zombie grabbed at his jacket. “Shit–!” He shoved it back and fired, the recoil forcing him a step backward.
The creature dropped. But more were coming. Two from the hallway. Three from the stairs.
Older Leon stepped slightly in front of you without even thinking. You nudged his shoulder with your elbow.
“Leon.”
“I know,” he muttered.
“You’re doing it again.”
“I’m aware.” Another zombie lunged at you from the side. You ducked under its arm and drove the butt of your gun into its jaw, staggering it long enough for Leon to finish it with a shot.
“See?” you said, breath a little uneven. “I can handle myself.”
“Never said you couldn’t, honey.”
Rookie Leon definitely heard that one. His head snapped toward the two of you for half a second before another zombie forced him to refocus. The three of you moved together through the hall, gunshots echoing against the high ceilings.
Another zombie stumbled toward you. You fired once. Missed. Before you could fire again, Leon stepped forward. He grabbed the zombie by the shoulder, and shoved it away from you before finishing it with a point-blank shot.
You raised an eyebrow at him. “That one I had.”
“You hesitated.”
“For half a second.”
“That’s half a second too long.” You rolled your eyes but couldn’t hide the small smile tugging at your lips.
Across the hall, rookie Leon stared for a moment. The way the two of you moved together… the way you covered each other without speaking… it was like watching two people who had done this hundreds of times.
Another zombie walked down from a room upstairs. Rookie Leon reacted first this time, firing cleanly. The creature collapsed at the bottom.
Finally – silence returned to the hall. You and older Leon both caught your breath, your chest still rising from the fight. Older Leon’s eyes immediately flicked to you, scanning quickly. Checking for cuts, bruises, anything that might have gone unnoticed.
“Are you really okay?” he asked quietly, his voice low but tense.
You stepped closer, reaching up to place your hands gently on his face. “I’m fine,” you said softly, your thumbs brushing against his jaw. “I’ve got you, just like always.”
His shoulders relaxed slightly, and a quiet sigh escaped him. “Good,” he murmured, pressing his forehead briefly to yours. “I need to know you’re really okay.”
“Don’t worry so much, honey,” you said gently, offering him a small smile. “You’re going to give yourself wrinkles.” He huffed quietly, one corner of his mouth twitching. “Pretty sure the wrinkles came from dealing with you.”
You pulled your hands away from his face, placing one over your chest in exaggerated offense. “What is that supposed to mean?” you asked, narrowing your eyes at him. Though the smile tugging at your lips gave you away.
Leon just gave you a look, one brow lifting slightly. “You know exactly what it means.”
You scoffed softly, bumping your shoulder lightly against his. “Unbelievable. I don’t even know why I married you.”
Leon didn’t miss a beat. “Because I’m charming.”
You snorted. “Debatable.”
Meanwhile, Leon’s younger self observed the interaction between you and his older self. The teasing didn’t escape him, but neither did the way older Leon looked at you. Like you were the most important thing in the room.
Rookie Leon tilted his head, studying the two of you. “So… I have a wife in the future?”
The question made both of you look up at him. You stepped forward, a bright smile lighting your face, making his heart skip a beat. “Yes,” you said softly, taking a small step closer. “You marry me in the future.”
Your husband moved closer, his hand resting gently on your back, keeping you close. You leaned slightly into him, just enough to let him feel your presence without breaking the moment.
Rookie Leon stood a few steps away. His arms crossed, watching. “…So… you two really work well together,” he said finally, a hint of amusement in his tone. “I can see why he doesn’t let anyone near you.”
Older Leon glanced at him. “Exactly.“
You chuckled softly, letting your hand squeeze his back lightly. “See? He knows what’s important.”
Rookie Leon tilted his head, studying both of you. “Alright… I get it. Future me’s lucky. Really lucky.”
Older Leon gave a short laugh, brushing a stray lock of hair from your face. “Not luck. Just careful choices.”
You smiled up at him. “And maybe a little stubbornness,” you added softly.
Rookie Leon raised an eyebrow. “Huh. I guess I’ll have to live up to that someday.”
“Yeah, you should,” older Leon said, a hint of amusement in his voice. “You nearly screwed it up three times already.”
“You still do,” you added teasing him. Letting your eyes sparkle at him. Your husband just rolled his eyes at that and pressed a soft kiss to your cheek. “You still love me, though.”
„I do.“
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You finally made the decision to look for the markings that would open the secret passage beneath the statue.
Moving cautiously across the floors you were all too aware that zombies could be lurking around any corner. The large room stretched before you, dimly lit and cluttered with overturned furniture and drawers. You began rifling through them, searching for anything that might be useful. A key, a map, anything.
Meanwhile, both Leons were also on the move, methodically checking doors and cabinets, their weapons at the ready. Rookie Leon lingered a few steps behind older Leon. Curiosity getting the better of him. He stepped closer, lowering his voice. “So… how did we end up with her? Hard to picture myself married.”
Older leon glanced up to his younger self. “Give it time. You will understand it soon enough.”
Rookie Leon huffed quietly and leaned against the table. His gaze drifted across the room to where you were crouched beside another cabinet, pulling open drawers one after another.
“She doesn’t look scared,” he muttered after a moment.
Older Leon followed his gaze. “…She usually isn’t.” Younger Leon watched you a little longer, clearly impressed. “That’s… kind of incredible.”
A faint smirk appeared on older Leon’s face. “Yeah. That’s part of the problem.”
“Problem?”
“You’re going to fall for her.”
Rookie Leon crossed his arms slightly, still watching you move to the next desk. “Does that mean I fall first?” Older Leon let out a breath at that.
“You don’t stand a chance.” His younger version snorted under his breath. “So what, I win her over somehow?”
Older Leon raised an eyebrow. “Win?” Older Leon shook his head with a quiet chuckle. “Kid… that’s not how that works.”
Rookie Leon frowned slightly. “Then how does it work?”
Your husband watched you for another moment before answering. “You argue. A lot.”
Rookie Leon smirked. “And who wins?”
“She does. She is as stubborn as you.”
His younger self glanced back toward you again and let out a laugh.
“…Yeah. I can see that.”
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Your husband closed the drawer in front of him with a dull thud and straightened slowly. For a moment he didn’t say anything, just watching his younger self as if weighing something in his mind.
When he finally spoke, his voice was quieter than before.
“Kid.”
Rookie Leon looked up.
Older Leon rested his hands on the edge of the desk beside him, leaning forward slightly. The usual dry humor had faded from his face.
“Listen to me for a second.”
That alone was enough to make rookie Leon pay attention. He pushed himself off the cabinet he had been leaning on and turned fully toward him.
His gaze flicked across the room for a moment.
You were still searching. Pulling open drawers one by one, occasionally brushing dust off old papers. Completely focused.
Only then did he continue.
“When it comes to her… pay attention.”
Rookie Leon frowned slightly.
“What do you mean?”
Older Leon exhaled through his nose.
“I mean don’t take her for granted. Not once. Not when things get easier. Not when things get hard and definitely not when you think you’ve got everything figured out.”
His younger version studied him carefully now.
“That sounds oddly specific.”
Leon gave a quiet, humorless huff.
“Because it is.”
Silence hung between them for a second.
Then rookie Leon asked the question that had been lingering in his mind since the moment he saw the two of you together.
“…Does she get hurt?”
Older Leon’s shoulders stiffened almost imperceptibly.
He didn’t answer immediately.
Instead his eyes drifted back toward you again. Watching you.. He watched you for a long second.
Then he nodded once.
“Yeah.”
Rookie Leon’s expression sobered.
“Bad?”
Older Leon rubbed a hand across the back of his neck.
“Sometimes.”
He paused again before continuing. “And every single time it feels like your heart stops.” His younger self just nodded slowly.
“…But she’s still here.” Your husbands’ eyes softened slightly.
“Yeah.”
A quiet moment passed between them before rookie Leon spoke again. “So what do I do?” Older Leon glanced at him.
“You stay sharp. You watch her back even when she doesn’t ask you to. And when she decides to run straight toward danger–”
Rookie Leon smirked.
“Which she definitely will.” Older Leon’s mouth twitched.
“You go with her.”
“Got it.”
Older Leon studied his younger self. As if debating whether to say anything else. In the end he simply nodded once, satisfied enough.
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Across the room, you finally got a key that could help you progress a little. “Finally.” You mumbled when you hold the key up to you husband. For a brief moment, everything felt… calm.
A small smile was going onto his face. When suddenly the lights start to flicker.
Once.
Both Leons noticed immediately.
Rookie Leon glanced up toward the ceiling. “That doesn’t look good.”
Older Leon’s expression tightened slightly. He had seen enough strange things over the years to recognize the feeling creeping into the air. The same strange pull they had felt when everything started.
His eyes shifted toward you.
“Y/N.”
You watching him, noticing the tension in his voice.
“What?”
Before he could answer, the air around you seemed to distort slightly, like heat waves rippling through the room.
Rookie Leon straightened. “Uh… is it just me or—”
The floor beneath you hummed faintly.
Older Leon’s hand reached for yours without hesitation. “Looks like time’s fixing itself,” he muttered.
Your brows pulled together. “Already?”
He squeezed your hand gently.
“Guess we don’t get to stay for the reunion.”
Rookie Leon watched the two of you, confusion written across his face as the room around you slowly began to blur at the edges.
“…Wait.”
Older Leon glanced back at him one last time.
“Take care of her.”
Rookie Leon nodded instinctively.
“I will.”
For a brief second the two of them simply looked at each other.
Same eyes. Same stubborn expression. Then the world shifted again. The key you where holding fell to the floor with a sound. You were gone.
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It was surprising to you. One moment you where back at the RPD talking to another younger version of your husband and the next your back where you left off. For a second you thought you maybe hit your head when you where fighting some BOWs but when you let your eyes wander to your man, he just had the same expression on his face.
It was not a dream.
Your hand was still wrapped tightly in Leon’s.
Then Leon exhaled quietly, running a hand over his face as if trying to make sense of everything that had just happened.
“…Well,” he muttered, voice rough. “That was weird.”
You couldn’t help it. You laughed softly. “Just a little.”
Leon leaned back.
“…He really didn’t know yet,” he said quietly. You tilted your head. “Know what?”
Leon glanced at you again.
“About us.”
Your smile softened.
“Well… you didn’t know either back then.” He hummed under his breath. “Yeah. Guess not.”
The room fell quiet again, the kind of comfortable silence that only came after years together. Then Leon reached out, his hand sliding gently to your waist, pulling you a little closer without thinking.
“You know,” he muttered, a faint smirk tugging at his lips, “watching him look at you like that…”
You raised an eyebrow. “Like what?”
Leon shook his head lightly.
“Like he was trying to figure out why he couldn’t stop.”
You laughed softly.
“Sounds familiar.”
Leon looked down at you then, something warm settling in his eyes.
“…Yeah,” he murmured.
For a moment he just stood there, studying your face the same way he had done hundreds of times before. Then his hand moved up, brushing lightly against your cheek.
“You’re still the best thing that ever happened to me,” he said quietly.
Your heart softened at the words. “You know,” you teased gently, “rookie you would be shocked to hear you say that.”
Leon snorted.
“Good.”
You laughed again, but before you could say anything else his hand slipped behind your neck, pulling you in.
His lips moved against yours with a hunger that made your breath catch. Like he had been holding himself back for far too long after this day. The kiss deepened almost immediately, slow at first but filled with a kind of urgency that sent warmth rushing through you.
His hand slid from the back of your neck down to your hips, gripping you firmly as he pulled you flush against him. There was no space left between your bodies now.
You answered the kiss just as eagerly.
Your fingers slipped into his hair, threading through the soft strands as you held onto him. Pulling him even closer like you had no intention of letting him go. His lips pressing more firmly against yours as a quiet breath escaped him.
It was the kind of kiss that stole the air from your lungs.
His grip on your hips tightened. After everything that had happened earlier. After the split second where he thought he might lose you again. This felt like the only thing that mattered.
Like he still couldn’t quite believe you were really here.
That you were his.
The kiss was intense. His mouth moving against yours again and again like he needed the reassurance. Needed the proof that you were still with him. Still safe and still right here in his arms.
Just the two of you.
When he finally pulled back. He let out a sigh.
“…Let’s never do that again.”
You smiled softly.
“No promises.”
Leon groaned to your response.
But his arm tightened around you as he gave you a kiss on the forehead.
Stay Close, Rookie
Pairing: Leon Kennedy (RE2) x Reader
Synopsis: You’re the no-nonsense top officer at Raccon Police Department who swore off training rookies, right up until Leon Scott “golden retriever” Kennedy gets assigned to your hip. Tags: pre–full apocalypse, grumpy x sunshine, coworkers, an attempt at comedy, fluff, mutual pining, patch-up scene Warnings: Canon-typical violence, profanity, emotional intimacy, mentions of blood/wounds, brief animal violence (dog is infected!) Words: 22k
A/N: every time I think about re2 leon kennedy I think of that tik tok sound “how old are you? i'm 4 years old!” my shayla
The station always felt half-asleep at this hour.
Not dead, not empty, just… dozing. The fluorescent lights along the ceiling hummed lazily, flickering every now and then like they were reconsidering their career choices. The air-con pushed out that tired, overworked breath the building had been exhaling since the eighties. Somewhere, something dripped. Somewhere else, a vent rattled. The RPD was old, but in the way a grizzled officer is old, stubborn, loud, still standing.
You liked it like this.
No radios crackling, no phones ringing off the hook, no officers tromping around telling the same story for the sixth time. Just you, the paperwork, the smell of burnt coffee baked into the walls, and the faint electrical buzz that said: the city is still asleep, take the win.
Your key slid into the side door and turned with a soft clack. That sound always hit you with a weird, quiet satisfaction, the sound of being first, of beating the day to the punch. You pushed the door open, stepped into the dark bullpen, and were greeted by that familiar stripe of light from the vending machine at the far wall. Everything else was shadow and soft blue-gray.
You didn’t turn on the overheads. Those were for the chaos hours. You crossed the room and clicked on your desk lamp instead, a warm, small circle of light that cut out a little territory just for you.
Your corner.
My heart has never felt fuller. Thank you very much for the delicious meal <3
Leon and Carlos 🙈
ac: umbrella_rpd
A God Amongst Men
summary: your boring, monotonous life is suddenly upturned as you find a lost god in your home. though like any other greek myth, it seemingly ends in tragedy, the gods were not built for the earth after all. watch as you bond with the greek god hermes, and how you overcome obstacles that are challenging for even the gods.
pairing: hermes x modern! gn! reader
cw: some thriller moments (the horror lover in me came out a little haha), angst, hurt/comfort, happy ending
note: I read @dxrlingluv 's modern reader x hermes (pt 1 & pt 2) and got hella inspired and wrote this in a day. So if you liked this, go check that out as well. fanart by @soomlyn (if I saw that man irl idk what i would do...)
wc: 6.7k (this was not on purpose)
Master List
The sky was melting into oranges and reds, the sun falling lower and lower past the horizon. You were on your way home, exhausted to the bone. The thought of respite, some t.v., and your fuzzy companion was the only thing keeping you going. Your shoulders relax as you pull up to your house, pulling the keys out and locking your car up as you exit. You shamble into your home, slotting the keys into the lock and opening the door. Finally. Home.
Your brain is barely processing anything as you shrug off your jacket, throwing it in the same spot you always do. But then you heard something. Something strange. You pause, trying to listen further. It was a shuffling noise, barely there. You scan the living room, nothing seems too out of place…except you don’t remember your blanket being thrown on the couch like that, nor did you remember that bowl being on the table.
My hearttttttt
Alrighty then! May I please request some Hermes and/or Telemachus SFW and NSFW alphabets? 👀 Idk why but I’m a sucker for ‘em. Hehehehe (I’m aware you already stated you would but I’m still gonna clarify that if you don’t want to write this, you absolutely don’t have to! I’ll gobble up anything you whip up :D)
HERMES SFW/NSFW ALPHABET!
A/n:I'M SO SORRY I COMPETELY FORGOT THIS! I hope I made you satisfied and again so sorry!
Warnings!: Kinks, sex, dirty talk, exhibition kink, giving and receiving kink, preaise kink, cock descriptions, cum, mentions of semi-public and public sex!
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SFW!!!!
A — Amusement
Hermes laughs easily, especially when you’re flustered. He never mocks cruelly—his amusement is bright and affectionate, like the world is more entertaining simply because you’re in it.
B — Banter
Your conversations are fast and clever, words flying back and forth. He grins every time you keep up, clearly delighted that you match his pace.
C — Curiosity
Hermes asks questions others overlook—about your thoughts, your dreams, the way you see the world. He listens closely, even when pretending not to.
D — Devotion (Hidden)
He pretends he’s unattached, but he always shows up when you need him. Always. No matter how far, how late, how inconvenient.
E — Encouragement
When you doubt yourself, Hermes is the first to tell you you’re capable—half-joking, half-serious, but always sincere beneath the grin.
F — Freedom
He never cages you. He loves you best when you’re choosing to stay, not because you feel obligated to.
G — Guidance
Hermes nudges you in the right direction without ever forcing your hand—cryptic advice, half-smiles, “trust me on this” energy.
H — Humor
When things get heavy, he lightens the mood effortlessly. A joke, a dramatic sigh, a ridiculous story—anything to make you smile again.
I — Independence
He admires that you stand on your own. In fact, it’s one of the reasons he’s drawn to you.
J — Journeys
Hermes loves traveling with you—short trips, long roads, stolen moments between places. Movement feels like home with him.
K — Kindness (Unexpected)
In quiet moments, he shows gentleness few see—fixing something for you, offering water, making sure you’re safe before vanishing again.
L — Loyalty
Despite his reputation, Hermes is fiercely loyal to those he loves. Once you’re in his heart, you’re in.
M — Mischief
He pulls harmless pranks just to hear you laugh. If you scold him, he pretends to repent—and does it again later.
N — Nonchalance
He shrugs things off easily, but when you’re hurt, the mask slips. Suddenly, nothing else matters.
O — Observation
Hermes notices everything. The way your mood shifts, when you’re tired, when something’s wrong—often before you say a word.
P — Protection
He doesn’t hover, but he watches. Quietly. If danger appears, he’s already three steps ahead.
Q — Quick Thinking
When plans go wrong, Hermes adapts instantly. He pulls you along with confidence, making chaos feel like an adventure.
R — Reassurance
When you’re afraid of failing, he tells you, “So what? We’ll fix it.” With him, mistakes feel survivable.
S — Secrets
He shares secrets like gifts—things he doesn’t tell just anyone. It’s his way of saying he trusts you.
T — Teasing (Affectionate)
He teases you constantly, but never about your insecurities. His teasing always comes with warmth, never cruelty.
U — Understanding
Hermes doesn’t demand explanations. He accepts your silences as easily as your laughter.
V — Vanishing (and Returning)
He disappears often—but he always comes back. And every time, it feels like a small miracle.
W — Wit
His cleverness is part of his charm, but with you, he softens it—letting sincerity peek through.
X — Xenia (Traveler’s Hospitality)
Hermes ensures you’re fed, rested, and safe wherever you go. He may joke about it, but he takes care of you.
Y — Youthful Joy
He approaches life with curiosity and delight, reminding you that wonder doesn’t fade if you don’t let it.
Z — Zephyr
Like the wind, Hermes never stays still—but when he pauses beside you, it feels intentional. Chosen.
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NSFW!!!!
A = Aftercare (What he's like after sex)
Hermes is the king of the aftercare sprint. The second the last tremor of pleasure subsides, he's already in motion. He'll snap his fingers, and a warm, scented cloth will appear to clean you. He'll conjure a goblet of the sweetest nectar or cool, crisp water and hold it to your lips. But he's not a cuddler. He's a basker. He'll stretch out beside you, a smug, cat-like grin on his face, and just… look. He'll trace the patterns of the sweat on your skin, playfully count the marks he left on your neck, and regale you with a ridiculously embellished story of your lovemaking. His care is less about nurturing and more about celebrating a damn good time well had.
B = Body part ( favorite body part of his and also you)
His favorite body part of his own is his hands. They're quick, clever, and can do anything from stealing a crown to coaxing the most incredible sounds out of you. He loves watching them work on your body, seeing the way they can make you gasp and writhe. His favorite part of you is your mouth. He loves your lips, your tongue, the wicked things you say, the way you bite and kiss and moan. He's obsessed with your mouth, whether it's wrapped around his cock, spitting curses, or whispering his name like a prayer.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)
Oh, he's messy. Gloriously, unapologetically messy. His cum is thick, but still has the consistency to run down, it's gold and shimmering too. He loves to see it everywhere. He'll come on your face, your back, your chest, painting you like a canvas. He finds it hilarious and incredibly hot. He'll laugh, a low, rumbling sound, as he uses his fingers to spread it over your skin. "Now you're truly mine," he'll whisper, his eyes glinting with mischief. He has zero shame about it and finds your potential shyness about the whole thing utterly adorable and a fun challenge to overcome.
D = Dirty Secret (A dirty secret of his)
He's watched you. Not just from afar. He's used his powers to be invisible, to slip into your room while you were sleeping, or to watch you bathe. He tells himself it's just curiosity, that he's a god and it's his right to observe his favorite mortal. But the truth is, he's just as obsessed with you as any mortal boy, and he gets off on the forbidden thrill of it. He knows every freckle, every scar, every secret spot that makes you shiver, and he'll pretend he "discovered" them all on his own the first time he touches you.
E = Experience (How experienced is he?)
He is the God of Messengers, Thieves, and… a few other things. He is, to put it mildly, experienced. He's had gods, nymphs, mortals, and probably a few curious satyrs. He's tried everything, everywhere. He's a walking, talking encyclopedia of carnal knowledge. This isn't a bad thing; it means he's a masterful lover. He knows exactly what to do to drive you insane, and he takes great pride in showing off his skills.
F = Favorite Position
Anything that allows for maximum creativity and movement. He loves taking you from behind while you're both standing, bending you over a table or against a tree. It's primal and gives him a great view of your ass. But his true favorite is when you're riding him, either on a throne or a cloud he's conjured. He loves the power it gives you, but he also loves the freedom it gives him to play with your clit, your breasts, and to lean up and whisper filthy things in your ear.
G = Goofy (is more serious or funny in the moment?)
Goofy? He's the definition of it. Sex with Hermes is fun. It's playful, it's laughter, it's a competition to see who can make the other moan louder. He'll tickle you mid-thrust, make a ridiculous joke at a critical moment, and use his powers to make the bed float or to change the position with a simple snap of his fingers. He's incapable of being 100% serious for more than a few minutes at a time.
H = Hair (How well groomed is he?)
He's naturally smooth and golden. He doesn't have a single hair on his chest, and what little hair he has elsewhere is neat, fine, and the color of spun sunlight. He's a god, he's perfect, and he knows it. He expects the same level of divine grooming from his partners, but he's also more than happy to "assist" you with a little magical grooming if you're not quite up to his standards.
I = Intimacy (How is he during the moment, romantically?)
This is his tricky spot. He's not traditionally romantic. He won't whisper poetry about your eyes. But his intimacy is in the thrill. He's intimate in the way he looks at you, like you're the most fascinating creature in all of creation. He's intimate in the secrets he shares, the gossip from Mount Olympus he whispers in your ear as he's fucking you. His connection to you is electric and exciting, not soft and cuddly.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
He doesn't need to. He can have anyone or anything he wants. But sometimes, when he's bored on a long, solo flight, he'll do it for fun. He'll conjure an image of you in his mind, not just a memory, but a perfect, interactive simulation. He'll talk to it, command it, and fuck it, all while cruising at a thousand miles an hour through the stratosphere. It's a power trip, and it's one of his favorite ways to pass the time.
K = Kink (One or more of his kinks)
Exhibitionism is his biggest one. The thrill of potentially being caught is the ultimate aphrodisiac. He'll fuck you on his father's throne, in the middle of a crowded marketplace (invisible, of course), or on the roof of your house during a thunderstorm. He also has a major praise/receiving kink. He's a god, he's used to worship, and he wants you to worship his body. Tell him how good he feels, how perfect his cock is, how no one has ever fucked you like this. It goes straight to his head (both of them).
L = Location (Favorite places to fuck)
Anywhere inappropriate. The more forbidden the location, the better. The library of Alexandria, the bottom of the sea, the edge of a volcano. He loves the adrenaline rush. But he also has a soft spot for high places, like a secluded mountain peak under the stars, where he can make love to you while telling you the names of every constellation.
M = Motivation (What turns him on, gets him going)
A challenge. Your wit, your sharp tongue, the way you don't immediately fall at his feet. When you tease him, when you match his energy, when you're a little bit of a thief yourself—stealing his attention, his breath, his sanity—it drives him wild. He loves a partner who can keep up with him, both in a battle of wits and in bed.
N = NO (Something he wouldn’t do)
Boredom. He would never, ever let sex become routine or boring. He'd rather stop having sex altogether than let it become a chore. He also wouldn't do anything that involved genuine, non-consensual humiliation. He's a trickster, not a monster. He wants you to have fun, even if he's pushing your boundaries.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He's a master of both. He loves receiving, leaning back and letting you worship his cock with your mouth, his hands tangled in your hair as he praises your "mortal talents." But he adores giving. He's a god of cunnilingus. He can hold you in a state of suspended pleasure for what feels like hours, his mouth and tongue working magic that you didn't know was possible. He'll make you come so many times you forget your own name, and he'll be smugly proud of it for a week.
P = Pace (is he fast and rough? Or Slow and sensual?)
He can do both, but his default is fast, playful, and a little rough. He's a god of speed, after all. He likes to vary the pace, though, a dizzying, exhilarating rhythm that keeps you constantly on edge. He'll go from slow, deep strokes to a rapid, pistoning flurry of movement without warning, just to see your reaction.
Q = Quickie (his opinion on quickies)
Quickies are his favorite form of foreplay. He'll pop in, have a quick, frantic fuck against the nearest wall, and then disappear, leaving you breathless and dazed, only to return an hour later ready for a proper, lengthy session. He loves the efficiency and the sheer naughtiness of it.
R = Risk (is he game to experiment?)
He invented the word "experiment." There is literally nothing you could suggest that would surprise or offend him. He's tried it all, and if he hasn't, he's eager to try it with you. Bring him your weirdest, wildest ideas, and he'll meet you with a wicked grin.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can he go for?)
Divine. Literally. He's a god; he doesn't get tired in the mortal sense. He can go for days, stopping only when you're a quivering, overstimulated mess and literally begging for a break. He sees it as a personal challenge to see how many times he can make you come before you pass out from pleasure. He'll match your energy, and if you want to go all night, he's not just willing, he's ecstatic. His refractory period is about three seconds, and sometimes he doesn't even bother stopping, just transitioning from one orgasm straight into building the next.
T = Toy (Does he own toys? Will he use them?)
He IS the toy department. He doesn't need toys; he can create them out of thin air. He'll conjure golden phalluses that vibrate with the hum of a distant nebula, silken bonds that can't be broken but feel like a lover's caress, or magical feathers that trace patterns of fire on your skin. He finds mortal toys quaint and charming, but why settle for wood and leather when you can have divinely crafted pleasure instruments?
U = Unfair (How much he likes to tease)
He is the god of unfair. It's his primary mode of operation. He will tease you mercilessly, in and out of the bedroom. He'll use his powers to make you feel his ghostly touch in the middle of a serious conversation, or he'll whisper something incredibly filthy in your ear from across a crowded room. In bed, he's a master of edging, bringing you to the brink of orgasm over and over again until you're sobbing and thrashing, his laughter a low, wicked rumble in your ear as he whispers, "Not yet, mortal. I want to see you beg."
V = Volume (How loud he is, what sounds he makes)
He's loud and proud. He's a god, and he wants everyone to know how good you're making him feel. He'll groan, he'll shout, he'll laugh with pure, unadulterated joy. He's incredibly vocal with his praise, his dirty talk a constant, filthy stream of consciousness. "Yes, just like that," "Take it, take all of me," "You feel like heaven, and I should know." He's a performer, and your body is his stage.
W = Wild Card (A random headcanon)
He has a thing for your scent on his things. He loves it when you wear his winged sandals or his helmet, even if they're far too big for you. He'll find the chiton you borrowed, and instead of returning it, he'll keep it, burying his face in the fabric and inhaling your scent. It's his secret, possessive little act of worship, a tangible piece of you that he can keep with him when he's zipping around the cosmos.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Perfection. That's the short answer. He's all lean, graceful muscle, like a dancer or a gymnast. His skin is golden and smooth, without a single blemish. His cock is divine, literally. It's the perfect size and shape, and it has a slight, almost imperceptible shimmer to it in the right light. It's always ready for action, and he knows exactly how to use it to devastating effect. He's a work of art, and he knows it.
Y = Yearning (How high is his sex drive?)
His sex drive is a cosmic event. It's a constant, low-level hum of flirtation and desire that's always running in the background. He's always looking, always appreciating, always ready. But when he's fixated on you, his sex drive becomes a focused, high-powered laser beam. He wants you constantly. He wants you in the morning, in the evening, on his throne, in the sky. He's insatiable, and his desire for you is a force of nature.
Z = Zzz (How quickly he falls asleep afterwards)
He doesn't. Not in the way mortals do. He'll bask in the afterglow with you for a bit, but he's a god of motion. Staying still for too long makes him antsy. He'll wait until you're fast asleep, completely sated and peaceful. He'll press a soft, surprisingly tender kiss to your forehead, and then he's gone. Off to deliver a message, pull a prank on Apollo, or cause some minor chaos somewhere else in the world, already planning his next "visit" to you.
OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE IT GHSOFHAODHAODHAISHAJSHA THE WAY YOU WRITE HIM IS JUST *Chef’s kiss*
I've been loving the idea of a self-aware isekai with Corbeau. I have nothing to contribute but I have no creativity whatsoever and I only think in memes, but I've been thinking about it and loving it rofl
Glad to know hehehehe! I’m aware I still haven’t wrote anything for it, but I definitely have ideas stewing in my head so I’ll try to write/draw something for it at some point! :D
uhhhh *throws this at you*
I made a Corbeau thing! I also finished others with Rika, N, Raihan, n Adaman, and have unfinished drafts for Piers, Guzma, Griselle, n Grisham but am lowk nervous to post them 👉👈 Might or might not do that some other day. Might or might not do some other characters, both for Pokemon and for other fandoms, Idk.
ANYWAYS. Feel free to use the left one as a base, I made the background transparent so you could add your own if you want. Did my own lil doodle w my Pokesona on the right.
All I ask is (if you’re comfortable with it) to reblog it to this post, tag me, or send it to me! I really wanna see people’s art.
Anyways. Um. Hope you like :)
Oooooo cute! Definitely saving this so I can add onto it later :D
DO YALL EVER ACCIDENTALLY MAKE YOUR OCS ATTRACTIVE AND NOW YOU FIND YOURSELF OBSESSING OVER THEM? CAUSE THAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME 😭
Just a small blurb for my OC Nyxen and her first interaction with Corbeau! Hehehe
Warnings: Mentions of blood, violence and substance abuse? I don’t think it’ll be super graphic (ended up not getting mentioned at all) but I’ll put the warnings here anyways. If I miss anything else PLS let me know!!
I SUCK at writing so pls go easy on me, I’m sensitive :3
What? Pftttt I totally didn’t create an oc just to ship with Corbeau noooo *runs away*
If we are going to use self-aware/isekai au. I thought to myself if Pokémon Z-A corbeau have self awareness knowing that this world, his home is a game. But! combined this with DDLC. He will hack code to make more side missions, think it was a new update and corbeau will have so much time with you.
You absolute mastermind. I genuinely have nothing else to say except this is genius and I love it!
Here is one of my art because I think about
Holy— I didn’t see this until just now but it looks great!!