I like swords.

I don't know man, I tend to just follow Sasuke or Jugo around. I think I live in Konoha now. Lookin' for swords n shit. !satire!

[suigetsuofkonoha]

Happy valentine’s day water twink. Stay away from Sasuke today and I won’t have to kill you. Okay? 🥰

-Naruto 🦊😌

Ne, i’m allowed to wish my bestie a happy valentine’s day riiiight @narutoofkonoha -kun? 

[inojinofkonoha]

I’m booored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, booored. Somebody start something I want chaos.

[mitsukiofkonoha]

We can try to get a sword again?

[inojinofkonoha]

The water twink sword guy hasn’t answered me yet >:/

@suigetsuofkonoha  @suigetsuofkonoha  @suigetsuofkonoha

[suigetsuofkonoha]

EXCUSE ME YOU’RE CALLING ME WATER TWINK NOW TOO?????? BRAT.

[mitsukiofkonoha]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@suigetsuofkonoha

[suigetsuofkonoha]

HEY KID, THIS IS COOL, THANKS 

[suigetsuofkonoha]

Water twink... If you flirt with my fiancé ONE MORE TIME-

-Naruto, the man who’s gonna make your life a living HELL if you don’t STAY AWAY FROM MY SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!! 🦊🤬

heh sorry i can’t hear you over the 15th jello bowl he’s buying me.

[sasukeuchihaofkonoha-deactivate]

Hiiiii Sasuke-kin

Hello Suigetsu.

How can I help you?

[suigetsuofkonoha]

i’m just here to give you my adoring and undying attention and affection. cuz yknow it seems like you’re not getting much of that lately. <_< 

[suigetsuofkonoha]

HIII I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE BUT UNCLE SASUKE SAID YOU MIGHT HAVE A GIANT SWORD I CAN BORROW! :DD SO DO YOU HAVE A GIANT SWORD I CAN BORROW??? - Inojin

oh kid you have come to the right place

[karinofkonoha]

ne karin, how's it feel knowing sasuke's engaged? eh????

trying to get under my skin are you? you already know what im going to say you weasel. (✧__✧) but i suppose since this is a public forum, i should make my feelings known openly to avoid confusion........

ahem. as ive said before, sasuke’s happiness is the most important thing to me.

my cousin clearly makes him happier than any other human alive could, so it’s a huge relief to see them finally own their love for each other. anything that can make @sasukeuchihaofkonoha smile is something that should be cherished.

sasuke, naruto, i wish you every happiness. congratulations.*

*disclaimer: naruto, if you make sasuke upset because of your lack of commitment there will be hell to pay. sasuke, if you make my cousin cry i will hunt you down

[suigetsuofkonoha]

boring

[mitsukiofkonoha]

An incredibly foolish choice not to heed my warnings.

Still not afraid of you, bitch. 

[sasukeuchihaofkonoha-deactivate]

I should have known you would have picked up on Suigetsu and Orochimaru’s ill informed confidence. 

[mitsukiofkonoha]

I dunno if Suigetsu is even alive, but yeah probably.

[suigetsuofkonoha]

HELLO??????????? I’m right here, brat.

[mitsukiofkonoha]

Well I hadn't heard from you in awhile, idiot.

[suigetsuofkonoha]

Sorry am I responsible for talking to you all the time or somethin??????

[narutoofkonoha]

hey legend! love you work! uh do you know the name of any of your kids🙏🏽

Yes!! I remember all 3 (apparently) of their names! The first one is Kawaki, the second one is B*ruto (🙄) and the last one is Hippopotamus, my beautiful angel. 🥰 I love all my children equally but if I were to rank them it would be 1. Hilary, 2. Kawaki.... and B*ruto wouldn’t even be on the list.

[mitsukiofkonoha]

Wait who's Kawaki

[suigetsuofkonoha]

Boruto’s other boyfriend, stupid.

[mitsukiofkonoha]

An incredibly foolish choice not to heed my warnings.

Still not afraid of you, bitch. 

[sasukeuchihaofkonoha-deactivate]

I should have known you would have picked up on Suigetsu and Orochimaru’s ill informed confidence. 

[mitsukiofkonoha]

I dunno if Suigetsu is even alive, but yeah probably.

[suigetsuofkonoha]

HELLO??????????? I’m right here, brat.

[mitsukiofkonoha]

I

What’s up? You spelled out my name? Is this Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Dad, Dad, or Uncle? 

[mitsukiofkonoha]

Or are you @suigetsuofkonoha?

[suigetsuofkonoha]

nah not me, i like bein’ upfront when i’m trolling

[suigetsuofkonoha]

yo @narutoofkonoha​ is it an Uzumaki thing to be like this with Sasuke? I mean look at @karinofkonoha​.

[narutoofkonoha]

….

So you’re just trying to get me mad, huh?

[sakuraofkonoha]

it’s a tradition in their family

[suigetsuofkonoha]

Sure seems like it is tradition, @sakuraofkonoha -chan. And  @narutoofkonoha -kunnnnn I’m just trying to say, look at @karinofkonoha​ and how much she likes it when he bites her. Seems a liiiiiiiiittle concerning ya????

[suigetsuofkonoha]

yo @narutoofkonoha​ is it an Uzumaki thing to be like this with Sasuke? I mean look at @karinofkonoha​.

[orochimaruofkonoha]

What are you even up to these days?

Ah finally Sasuke you came to my abode. Honestly just child exp- I mean caretaking and taking care of my little Mitsuki and my big boy log.....Karin and suigetsu are children to, and juugo usually takes care of himself so....one big loud...family.

[sasukeuchihaofkonoha-deactivate]

I know for a fact @karinofkonoha​ and @suigetsuofkonoha​ despise you, so I can’t imagine that is going well...

[orochimaruofkonoha]

Uhmmm yes we'll.....funny thing is they've gotten used to me now.

[suigetsuofkonoha]

NO I STILL CAN’T STAND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[orochimaruofkonoha]

Boy you cowered behind me in the last war, don't talk nonesense

[suigetsuofkonoha]

Shut up!!!!!!!

[orochimaruofkonoha]

What are you even up to these days?

Ah finally Sasuke you came to my abode. Honestly just child exp- I mean caretaking and taking care of my little Mitsuki and my big boy log.....Karin and suigetsu are children to, and juugo usually takes care of himself so....one big loud...family.

[sasukeuchihaofkonoha-deactivate]

I know for a fact @karinofkonoha​ and @suigetsuofkonoha​ despise you, so I can’t imagine that is going well...

[orochimaruofkonoha]

Uhmmm yes we'll.....funny thing is they've gotten used to me now.

[suigetsuofkonoha]

NO I STILL CAN’T STAND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[karinofkonoha]

@narutoofkonoha sup cousin

@kushinaofkonoha hey auntie

@sasukeuchihaofkonoha hello former glorious leader

this has really turned into some shit show huh

like Icarus you all flew too close to the sun

[sasukeuchihaofkonoha-deactivate]

Karin. -_-

How nice...of you to join us.

[karinofkonoha]

Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑) do i need a reason to partake in the public forum? im a busy, articulate woman!!

......truthfully, i need to do some networking so i can get recruited by a larger firm and dig my way out of this shithole. also searching for a lawyer who can help me weasel my way out of this employment contract

[suigetsuofkonoha]

Oh goodie, Karin has joined us. Now I REAALLYYYY have someone to annoy. The Uzumakis love me here.

[suigetsuofkonoha]

watching the drama like.

[mitsukiofkonoha]

Yeah I don’t blame you

[suigetsuofkonoha]

waaaaaaaaaaaay more fun to watch.