Agent Galahad

"A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude." Independent Harry Hart roleplay blog.

[suitedknight]

Is there any reason why there are butterfly stickers everywhere?

❝Oh, those? Really, I could go on about any possible deep underlyingmeanings about them; about how they go through the transformation fromlarva to butterfly, or how they sometimes symbolize growth and resurrection.However, if you prefer the truth — I thought they gave off quite a ‘homely’ feeling.It was slightly too difficult for me to get a hold of real ones, I’m afraid.❞

[lxgon]

[lxgon]

I’M A COMPUTER! STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN’!

                     That’s still a relevant joke, right? I haven’t                              had the joke updates installed yet. 

                                 Indie Artificial Intelligence OC

[suitedknight]

ooc. (( the more I pop in here, the more certain I am that I will make a return to this blog ! Going to have to make a new theme as I realize that some parts of my current one is broken, but I’ll have to do that once uni has calmed down a bit. My return to Harry will probably be slightly slow, and I need to follow a lot of new blogs, but expect to see me pop in here a lot more often from here on out ! ))

[suitedknight]

aliasgareth:

“I’ll pass you up on that offer. If there is one thing I definitely don’t trust you Brits with, it’s coffee.”

“Where did you get that eyepatch, by the way?”

❝Well in that case, it’s your loss. Personally, I’ve always thought that american blends tends to be slightly too watery for my taste, sometimes. Isn’t Starbucks american to begin with, actually? —The eyepatch was picked up out of necessity. Wouldn’t you say it adds some character?❞

[orb02]

Long time no see.

[suitedknight]

aliasgareth:

“I’m not sure which is more insulting: the cheap coffee or that eyepatch.”

❝Perhaps it’s even a wonderful combination of both. Actually, this coffee is surprisingly good; you should try some sometime.  —Nice to see you as well, Gareth.❞

[suitedknight]

               —Shows up a year late with Starbucks and a shiny new eyepatch.

[kingsmannetwork]

Taron Egerton as Eggsy Unwin in the trailer of Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)

[jimprideauxs]

Colin Firth in Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) dir. Matthew Vaughn

[suitedknight]

Good Omens Sentence Starters

"Don't think of it as dying, think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush."

“The future came and went in the mildly discouraging way that futures do.”

“All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.”

“You don't have to test everything to destruction just to see if you made it right.”

"What he did was put the fear of God into them."

"Heaven has no taste, and not one single sushi restaurant."

“People couldn't become truly holy, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked.”

“Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers.”

“If you sit down and think about it sensibly, you come up with some very funny ideas."

"I mean, maybe you just want to see how it all turns out."

"Maybe it's all part of a great big ineffable plan. All of it. You, me, him, everything."

"You start thinking: it can't be a great cosmic game of chess, it has to be just very complicated Solitaire.”

“It has been said that civilization is twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism.”

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.”

“Why are we talking about this good and evil? They're just names for sides. We know that.”

“Loyalty was a great thing, but no lieutenants should be forced to choose between their leader and a circus with elephants."

“I feel like I am involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell me the rules, and who smiles all the time.”

“If you stopped tellin' people it's all sorted out after they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive.”

“But that's how it goes; you think you're on top of the world, and suddenly they spring Armageddon on you.”

“Overexcited? No! I'm getting very calmly worried that someone might shoot me!"

“Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You. Kill or Be Killed. Either Shit or Get Out of the Kitchen. Survival of the Fittest. Make My Day.”

“It was nice to think that mankind made a distinction between blowing their planet to bits by accident and doing it by design.”

"I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next."

[damntective]

[suitedknight]

Young Harry Hart: the rebel years.

“Your damn behaviour…you’re supposed to be Galahad, Harry Hart. And Galahad was known for being the purest knight of all.

“Yes. And the so called “Round Table” here was still fucking rectangular last time I checked. So better let’s not start talking about historical inaccuracies.”

[scottiish]

[suitedknight]

scottiish:

❝ –i am guilty of a lot of things, maybe not being nice enough to my sister when her son died, or not being strong enough to stand up to my mother. maybe, i’m guilty of being the one thing that pushed my father away. i am guilty of letting myself down all because i didn’t get into starfleet on the first go. i’m a guilty man, and everyone looks at me as though i’m the one thing that keeps this ship going. i’m just trying to get through the day without my conscience fucking me over. but i can tell you one thing: i am quite certain that i can work miracles. ❞  

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draicon:

                                 YOU BETTER WORK B*TCH.

SAPPY-ASS MESSAGE: i would be lying if i said this wasn’t the most followers I’ve ever gotten because oh my god it is? &&. i’m just… SO HAPPY.. THAT YOU ALL STUCK AROUND THIS LAME ASS BLOG FOR SO LONG… having to look through all the father dragon champion trash must be difficult but i’m happy that a lot of you seem to like him and i’m glad i made friends through this blog!! i’ve said this before but i wasn’t planning on sticking around on lance for very long.. yea well i said that seven fucking months ago &&. NOW HERE I AM WITH ONE THOUSAND FOLLOWERS ……… really i don’t think i could have ever done this without you guys? well i couldn’t because i would need 1004 followers ( I’m convinced at least 3 of my followers are my own blogs but oh well ) i’m just… so happy i got the chance to meet so many amazing people during this whole thing? which is why in honour of 1005 followers, i’m doing a follow forever! 

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH                                   FOR     STICKING  AROUND.♡

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agent-lancelot:

James downed the rest of the scotch in his glass and poured himself another, biting back a laugh at the look on Harry’s face. Little did his colleague know that floral had been one of the more tame suggestions James had had in mind.

“Clearly you don’t keep up with fashion. Gucci featured florals in their men’s summer collection last year, as did Alexander McQueen. I think they can be tasteful if used minimally.” Not that James really knew the first thing about tasteful, but that was neither here nor there. “Just give it a try. You might be surprised how much you like it.”

❝I’ll admit that I haven’t been keeping up with Gucci and McQueen lately, so I might that I might be slightly out of touch when it comes to florals In any case, I’m not entirely certain that it’s completely my style, James.❞

Pausing for a short moment, taking yet another sip of what remained of his drink, Harry did indeed consider James’s suggestion. While it certainly sounded more reasonable with Harry wearing a tie with a floral pattern than that he’d ever don a suit made out of plaid.

❝Have you perhaps considered following this trend yourself? Maybe it would suit you.❞

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bupagentkent:

“I did! A nice blue one. I haven’t owned a suit that color in a while… Or of that quality! The tailor there was very precise.”

❝I’m glad to hear it, Mr. Mansley. The tailors over at Kingsman does indeed have a high standards, especially when it comes to their suits. Blue suits are very classical and fits to quite a number of occasions, both private and official; a good choice. I’m sure that it suits you well; the tailors there are able to stop most disasters before they occur.❞

[gcntleknight-blog-deactivated20]

“It’s almost as if you know me.”

Creativity was a sort of strong suit for him. Developed as a young man with far too much money for his own good and honed through years of finding unorthodox solutions to orthodox problems. Though, admittedly, his Oxford Professors hadn’t appreciated it near as much as Galahad claimed to.

[suitedknight]

❝What can I say, I’ve got a good eye for certain things.❞

Some sense of creativity could occasionally be rather handy for getting out of a particularly bad pinch, Galahad had realised that himself over the years. Not that it meant that you always should abandon direct orders from superiors, to instead follow a sudden outburst of creativity. That usually resulted with being shot at.

❝—But I must ask, how did you even manage to get into that mess?❞

[kingsmancatering]

“While you’re not entirely too late, you still are the last one here, unfortunately. I don’t mind, Galahad, it’s what I’m here for.”

[suitedknight]

❝I suppose that was too much to wish for, in that case. At least it’s a victory, albeit a rather small one. Thank you for your patience with me; I hope that’s it’s not too much of an inconvenience. ❞