[spaghetti-boy-deactivated201607]

OKAY SHANDOM BABIES REBLOG WITH YOURE AGE IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 WE NEED TO GET THIS CLEAR (im 15)

[suitedtoliving]

I LITERALLY JUST turned 18 like two weeks ago wow

[g1glory-deactivated20150820]

- mika was once called mika of the howl - kurda told harkat when they had to decide who would live if it was a beauty contest he would win - arrow calls people who spy on him peeping thomases - Steve leopard somehow got ahold of dirty comic books at the age of 11 - arra said…

[katherinehaswords-deactivated20]

Ok, ok… ok I know a lot of these are true right, but WHEN DID KURDA SAY THAT? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ARROW CALLS THEM THAT? WHEN DID ARRA EVER SAY THAT!? SHOULD I BE READING THE SAGA OF LARTEN CREPSLEY OR SOMETHING. GIVE ME QUOTES, I DEMAND SOURCES!!!

not because I think you’re making it up, mind you, I just want to see it for myself and laugh my ass off!

[virginian-wolfsnake]

DEFINITELY need to be reading the saga of larten crepsley! some parts of it are golden

[suitedtoliving]

Mr. Crepsley: *falls into pit of fire*

Mr. Crepsley: I'm too hot

Me: hot damn

[thewonderlandfreak]

Sometimes I’ll stop in the middle of cdf during one of my re reads and I’ll be like “hey Annie and Steve be fucking around this time of book”

[thevampatease]

so it’s not just me then?

I’m so bad with the movie. Every time I see little Annie I can only...

[saginglangangmaypuso]

[thevampatease]

My favorite in the series! :D

[thewonderlandfreak]

GUYS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD OMG THIS IS THE BEST MOST PERFECT AND CORRECT REACTION TO CIRQUE DU FREAK

[thevampatease]

We all need posters of this taped to our ceiling to remind us of our regret.

[festivaloftheundead]

If u only knew the shit we talk about u wouldn’t even be surprised by this

[cirquedukink]

*coughs*

Stanley

[katherinehaswords-deactivated20]

"which I guess goes to show how little I truly understand the female mind"

[festivaloftheundead]

"Therefore I’ll write like 4 undeveloped female characters and call it a day. They’ll understand."

[suitedtoliving]

Darren had never been one to listen to rules, and even if he did listen to them it didn’t necessarily mean that he’d follow that. That was the first thing everyone needed to know about Darren Shan-that he was a rebel. The second thing people should know is that he wasn’t exactly the smartest boy in the world, and by that I mean that he’d most likely be the one to put the needle in the haystack and call it “safe keeping.

thevampanezelady

[mandel-s]

Hey, I finished reading the Cirque du Freak series and I want to share this awesome story with all of you. SO… Reblog this post and thou shall receive a random quote from any of the 12 books of the Cirque du Freak series in your askbox. REMEMBER to have your askbox open in order to receive it and you don’t have to be following me. I will continue to do this until I can no longer procrastinate at my studies or until i get bored. Support Darren Shan, author of this and many other amazing stories. (Btw don’t judge the story because of the movie)

[nobody-claimed-this-url]

TURN BACK!

I REPEAT DROP THE BOOK AND RUN.

ONCE YOU READ IT, YOU CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF IT.

THEN THE FEELS HAPPEN. THOSE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE FEELS.

AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN THROUGH WITH 60% OF THE SERIES.

YOU HAVE SACRIFICED YOUR SOUL TO DARREN SHAN SO HE CAN SMASH IT INTO TINY BITS AND PIECES.

BUT…

[tehcirque]

the reason none of my friends know that i love cdf bc its the stupidest thing to explain like 

"yeah this kid steals a spider then like ruins the whole universe" 

"theres these vampires but theyre like the opposite vampires cuz theyre purple" 

"and all these vampires live in a mountain. its called vampire mountain. no im really not making this shit up i swear." 

[suitedtoliving]

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen!

My partner in literary crime and I have come together to bring you a very important announcement. We shall, infact, be starting the old anew and be bringing life back into the once thriving halls and webpages of fanfiction.net (starting with Cirque Du Freak/ Saga of Darren Shan). Queenofhetastuck and I have noticed a lack lately in a once vibrant fan-fiction community. It is thus our endeavour now to mend the fences we are partly responsible for breaking in the first place. We will do this in the form of The Writing Company. A brand new, shiny, writing group for fan-fiction fandom writers alike.

If you would like to join our little literary revolution message either me or Rachel at our URLS (mentioned below) on either here or fanfiction.net.

Please include: Tumblr URL FanFiction.Net username Preferred name (Can be nickname, OC name, username ect.) Preferred Pronouns Age Gender And a sample of your writing And find us on tumblr (Queenofhetastuck and thevampanzelady) And Fanfiction (Trapezeartist and The Purple Maid)

[suitedtoliving]

Alternate Titles for DSS books:

Book 1: Put That Fucking Spider Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me

Book 2: A Child Disappears And His Parents Will Never Know He Was Eaten Alive

Book 3: Nothing Good Has Ever Happened In A Slaughter House Why The Fuck Would You Go In There

Book 4: Road Trip And Camping Basically

Book 5: Creative Ways To Kill A 16-Year-Old, A Memoir By The Vampire Princes

Book 6: How Is This Fucking Kid Still Not Dead JFC

someone continue the list!

Book 7: Oh Shit Tiny Evil Meddling Man Wants The Kid To Go On A Quest

Book 8: Lol Familiar Faces. Wait What The Fuck Is Going On. He's Evil. Come On Man You Should Know This.

Book 9: You're Going a To Watch Your Heart Burn. Oh Plot Twist.

Book 10: So Many Plot Twists I Hope You're Keeping Up.

Book 11: JFC CAN WE CALM DOWN WITH THE PLOT TWISTS. Cry.

Book 12: When You Finish This Book, Re-Read The Title Then Proceed To Kick Yourself For Not Getting The Pun

[shiranuiis]

the saga of darren shan + text posts

i got bored and made a thing

[suitedtoliving]

You guys have never seen my face so here, have my face. (I kinda like my face today so yay) 

[askcirquedufreak]

Favorite color Steve?

[whereismajuice-blog]

*Add title here*

People that love Darren Shan should follow me because we need to grow bigger and I will follow you back. I need more followers XD Omfg that sounds wrong