The Virginian Wolfsnake

"never, under any circumstances, let the virginian wolfsnake near a typewriter” icon made by the-maidofmischief my ao3 • other snicket writings

[mayfirepar]

- Have you seen the sixth most important financial advisor's sugar bowl? - No? - Hmm, it's not very 'In' to lose such a fashionable vessel for disaccharides is it? - Poor Esmé.

[fruitgravies]

codependent 🐰🦊

insta • twt • bsky

[guiltfactory]

i like when both people in a relationship are scared of it

[thehappysmiler]

im your lame ass mutual and you love me

[desinteresse]

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

[little-trash-ghost]

Can't leave this in the tags..

[dogpuppy]

[natdenouement]

Is this anything?

[fujoshane]

when i add ........... to the end of my sentence im leaving room for curiosity. i'm encouraging you to get comfortable with the unknown.......

[willowcrowned]

reader LIKED the fic? reader left thoughtful comment because they thought there was something worth analyzing? oh! oh! love for reader! love for reader for one thousand years!

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[fairycosmos]

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

[ozempicofficial]

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[morethanonepage]

emilio please im not sure how catering would help this situation

[irishiiw]

fandom stop reducing women to mothers, sisters, and daughters. challenge level: impossible

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[nikamarke1]

healing <3