Mouthwashfilled internmaxxing!!1!

mouthwash rp || My mom is always complaining about me being too loud. She'll be so surprised when we get back... || mod also has a Swansea blog

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

Do you celebrate Halloween on the ship? If so, how?

Man, good question

I only have a bed mattress for ghost costume :'(

[swan-and-bolts]

Trick or treat, bossman!

[ *He practically jumped into the room, his entire body covered by what's probably the mattress from the bed in his sleeping quarter* ]

@suk1-suki-daisuki

“Jesus fucking—“ He stepped back, blinking quickly at Daisuke. “—Christ. What the hell are you scaring me for?” He raised his eyebrow at him. “And what are you wearing??”

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

"My uhh, Halloween costume! You know what Halloween is, right? I know you hate fun n' all but you probably have taken your kids around the neighborhood for trick or treating?"

[infohazardouz]

out of character but i think he should be allowed to do this

out of frame is anya preparing a salt and lime solution for his wounds and swansea mysteriously losing his OTHER hammer

[ask-swansea]

That's my boy.

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

>:)) my doing

[ask-swansea]

Do y'need to give gay people a gift when they come out? Askin' for a friend.

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

What friend, boss? Asking for a friend

[ask-swansea]

I can't tell you, I got enough morals not to air dirty laundry till they do.

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

Well-idk, tell him you’re gayer

[ask-swansea]

Do y'need to give gay people a gift when they come out? Askin' for a friend.

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

What friend, boss? Asking for a friend

[dule0000]

Imagine if Mouthwashing is called Luncheating or smt

[copilotjimmy]

yeag

@intern-daisuke can you ping the other daisukes theyd like thsi

[intern-daisuke]

@suk1-suki-daisuki @daisuketherizzlerman @c10s3-y0ur-3y3s @daisuke-the-trainee @hibiscusdaiisuke

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

💪💪💥💥💥💥🗣️🗣️💯

[swan-and-bolts]

Hey Swansea .. don't tell the others , but I'm thinking of making another one of those party cakes. I've heard you like them too (they're not that bad) , would you like a slice ?

~ @awfulcake 🍰🎉

I wouldn’t mind a slice..

Any particular reason you’re making one of those cakes? Or did you just feel like it?

[awfulcake]

It's a comfort food , honestly. It doesn't really taste amazing , but .. a sweet tooth needs something once in awhile. Something .. even if it's all just artificial packets mushed together into some mimicry.

[swan-and-bolts]

Better than eating straight sweeteners like Daisuke. Not judging you here, Cap’.

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

[ *He happen to be walking in with an opened sweetener package when Swansea said that.* ]

...

[ *Looks away awkwardly.* ]

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

your blog is super cool and fun <3 I get a little nervy interacting with ppl for the first time but I’ll be sure to soon! I’m sorry you’re feeling discouraged. Sending lots of love!!

I know bud, take it easy don't feel pressured to interact, I'm just sayin I'm feeling anxious from all this but it's none of y'all's fault, I know there's probably a lot of blogs like mine out there ehe

Either way thank you very much for being so nice, I'm sorry if I make you or anyone feel pressured

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

[tulparscaptain]

Why do I keep getting these ads.

[thecoolestintern]

Captain... I'm gonna hold your hand while I say this....

[tulparscaptain]

???????

[mistakenresponsibility]

You're gay, Curly

[tulparscaptain]

No? I'm European.

[mistakenresponsibility]

......

YOU KISS MEN

[tulparscaptain]

I'm married.

[mistakenresponsibility]

Then you shouldn't be getting GAY ads

[tulparscaptain]

Yeah.

[mistakenresponsibility]

What have you been looking at that leads to getting ads like that???

[tulparscaptain]

Your guess is as good as mine, Jim. My terminal search history is literally just :

-> Burger and French Fries

-> Christmas Crunch

-> Bath and Bodyworks Gift Bag

-> Twinkie

-> Gender wage gap

-> Yimpy

-> Hamburger

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

I think he might be craving burgers guys

[thenurseanya]

Maybe "Twinkie" and "Gender wage gap" had something to do with the ads you're getting Captain?

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

Man now I wish we have some twinkie

[tulparscaptain]

Why do I keep getting these ads.

[thecoolestintern]

Captain... I'm gonna hold your hand while I say this....

[tulparscaptain]

???????

[mistakenresponsibility]

You're gay, Curly

[tulparscaptain]

No? I'm European.

[mistakenresponsibility]

......

YOU KISS MEN

[tulparscaptain]

I'm married.

[mistakenresponsibility]

Then you shouldn't be getting GAY ads

[tulparscaptain]

Yeah.

[mistakenresponsibility]

What have you been looking at that leads to getting ads like that???

[tulparscaptain]

Your guess is as good as mine, Jim. My terminal search history is literally just :

-> Burger and French Fries

-> Christmas Crunch

-> Bath and Bodyworks Gift Bag

-> Twinkie

-> Gender wage gap

-> Yimpy

-> Hamburger

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

I think he might be craving burgers guys

[eballzs]

Lil comic

[salamander-crimes]

favorite pokemon

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

Do you think she liked it

[anya-the-nurse]

Of course I did, I look so cute as a glaceon!

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

YESSS

[ *He punched the air in triumph, before putting out some post it from his pocket* ]

OH BY THE WAY- what Pokemon do you think I'd be? Maybe I should draw us as pokemon best friends >:)

[salamander-crimes]

favorite pokemon

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

Do you think she liked it

[ask-swansea]

Hello.

Daisuke made me set this account up. Apparently he's doing it too? At least he isn't making me film another one of those toktik videos. So, ask me stuff! I'm sure you bunch of young whelps have a million questions for old boring Swansea. I guess now I'll know what Daisuke's been sniggering over all day.

[mistake-responsibility]

Welcome to the party, I suppose. Though you made a grave mistake trying to find out what he thought was so funny…

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

That's not very skibidi of u, Yimpy :/

[mistake-responsibility]

I don’t want to be Skibidi. That thing’s… eugh.

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

Drawing you as skibidi rn

[ask-swansea]

One, I already know this is a mistake, Jimbo. I don't need a knucklehead to let me know. Half of what Daisuke does ends up bein' a mistake. Two, what in hells name is a Skibidi?

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

Do you want to be drawn as. As skibidi

[anya-the-nurse]

Draw him as skibidi, he wants to be skibidi so bad.

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

Yas queen

[ask-swansea]

Hello.

Daisuke made me set this account up. Apparently he's doing it too? At least he isn't making me film another one of those toktik videos. So, ask me stuff! I'm sure you bunch of young whelps have a million questions for old boring Swansea. I guess now I'll know what Daisuke's been sniggering over all day.

[mistake-responsibility]

Welcome to the party, I suppose. Though you made a grave mistake trying to find out what he thought was so funny…

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

That's not very skibidi of u, Yimpy :/

[mistake-responsibility]

I don’t want to be Skibidi. That thing’s… eugh.

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

Drawing you as skibidi rn

[ask-swansea]

One, I already know this is a mistake, Jimbo. I don't need a knucklehead to let me know. Half of what Daisuke does ends up bein' a mistake. Two, what in hells name is a Skibidi?

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

Do you want to be drawn as. As skibidi

[ask-swansea]

Hello.

Daisuke made me set this account up. Apparently he's doing it too? At least he isn't making me film another one of those toktik videos. So, ask me stuff! I'm sure you bunch of young whelps have a million questions for old boring Swansea. I guess now I'll know what Daisuke's been sniggering over all day.

[mistake-responsibility]

Welcome to the party, I suppose. Though you made a grave mistake trying to find out what he thought was so funny…

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

That's not very skibidi of u, Yimpy :/

[mistake-responsibility]

I don’t want to be Skibidi. That thing’s… eugh.

[suk1-suki-daisuki]

Drawing you as skibidi rn