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cynthia 21 | pansexual | INTJ | f currently listening to: dir en grey, camellia, shinee, hakaisu, potsu, joji lotr*tolkien|dragon age|monster hunter|metal gear solid|bloodborne*ds i need to draw+write more

[cityelf]

I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed.

I dim the lights remotely as we hear Cate Blanchett say, “The world is changed. I feel it in the water.”

Too late, they realise.

The pregnancy? A scam.

The Lord of the Rings editions? Extended.

The doors? Locked.

[creativerule34hentai]

Is popcorn and pepsi provided?

[cityelf]

Bold of you to assume that I would count anyone with a preference for Pepsi amongst my closest friends and family

[redportrait]

tag urself im right in the fucking middle lads

[toastbutteregg]

im the left one

but most of the time

im the right one

[catboymuqing-moving]

I’M HORTONS?

[sphereshots]

[nissarevane]

[30-minute-memes]

Another one of these

[the-gerogerigegege-deactivated2]

Jesus Christ, Marie, they are infinity gems

[the-gerogerigegege-deactivated2]

The name’s ASAC Hanos and you can go fuck yourself

[diomadeinheaven]

yo mr white i don’t feel so good bitch

[yigah-moved-deactivated20181217]

i lost my fucking shit in my personal finance class today but i didnt know how to explain it to my teacher so i just laughed like a fool

[mimiadraws]

it doesn’t really feel like halloween until I’ve listened to fashion monster 47 times in a row 🎃

[nepofledgling]

[goodscreencaps]

[setheverman]

alone on a friday night?

me too i love you

[gups1-deactivated20190805]

Metal Gear Solid codec portraits

[kokomiin]

[christinecanigula-archive]

i use my one brain cell to love my friends

[inuhito]

[boyfriendlookslikeagirlfriend]

Just want to be an androgynous gothic elven prince

[theelka]

Mistral and Wolf are the only decent people in the household

[slydiddledeedee]

“a stealth game where the hardmode is your character has to constantly be wearing the loudest flip flops ever”