am cwinge

hi im poppy i just

[despazito]

Audubon: remember to use unsalted peanut butter with no added sugars for your suet!

Facebook birders: buldak suet

[sapphire-shores]

fluttershy

[yorickless]

there's this account on bluesky that just randomly samples the last reply someone made before getting blocked by the person they were replying to and it's a really good gimmick blog concept. I don't think tumblr data is public enough to make this possible here unfortunately. some samples:

[isoddtosay]

[iri-desky]

When you get past all the political stuff/heinous crap, there are QUITE some gems on here

[46-reasonable-hamsters]

[tothechaos]

big fan of the recent trend ive noticed of people adding flaming text of the original word over censored words in posts. do NOT sanitize the internet. say fuck with your chest

[dragonslaved]

[thentic]

ENA 💙💛

[reallyreallife]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[lem0urohasmoved-deactivated2022]

I’m just really tired…

[questfortori]

Nintendo Power issue 113 (October 1998)

[questfortori]

To everyone saying it’s not real:

[bogleech]

This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten

[eebie]

two people saw this appear on my upward facing phone screen mid conversation last night

[lerkmaw]

she got that application

[mspa-archive]

Art done by an official Crewniverse artist on Steven Universe.

The artist is Danny Kilmore, an artist who worked on Collide, Hiveswap, and Friendsim.

[dragongirlteeth]

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

[dragongirlteeth]

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

[thesituation]

i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

[thesituation]

[battlevilla]

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!

[robloxthugshakin]

LIVING DEAD GIIIIIIRLLLL🗣️

i fuck with her design so much but i NEED her to have big hair. I need it like i need air to breathe

[sulfuriccherry]

normalize bullying people for self censoring online