[joshpeck]

still being active on tumblr is camp

[fucignwimdy]

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

[joshpeck]

i'll outlive everything you love

[dontliveinthefuture]

gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane

[anarchocunt]

What about gingers?

[notevenhereanyway-deactivated20]

Carrie

[notkatniss]

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

[heinousactszx]

He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too

[pointnclick]

the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style

[unclefather]

[cikero]

my phone thinks I’m dating emperor augustus

[shitpostgenerator]

too many people

[joshpeck]

shitpostgenerator is going to kill us all

[boykeats]

Rural Boys Watch The Apocalypse (rough draft) by Keaton St. James

[kittensnax]

Little German boy vacuuming his house like ja das crumbsinsoil go up thru the suckentuber

[cafffine]

bro just add some green onion to that rice dish you’ll be ok. bro? you don’t have any green onion? oh don’t worry bro I saved the butts of my green onions and left them in a cup of water in my sunny kitchen window for a week, and now they are tall and luscious again because growth in inevitable. Here, you can have them bro. I love you.

[roadmotel]

natalie diaz, “a brother named gethsemane” (2012) // alexandre falguières, “caïn portant le corps d’abel” (1876)

[bunjywunjy]

Do you like poems?

yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem

[re-peysi]

for context these are the poems

[bunjywunjy]

also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:

[bunjywunjy]

and COMING IN HOT at NUMBER FOUR on my list, it's Fragment 147! an accidental poem created when the original parchment containing a text by Sappho was used to stop a wine jug more than 2,000 years ago- eventually the wine dissolved most of the parchment, leaving just a few words and BOY do they prove that the Universe has a sense of irony.

[bitchpack]

the artist haunting the muse

silver springs, fleetwood mac // pete davidson: alive from new york // high society (1956) // taylor swift, VMAs 2013 // writer in the dark, lorde // one tree hill, 5x06 // portrait of a lady on fire (2019) // driver’s licence, olivia rodrigo // gives you hell, the all american rejects // la la land (2016)

[release-the-sheep]

thinking about fleetwood mac and how they actually sang songs about each other. and performed them. about how much they loved or hated each other like what the fuck how

I mean can you imagine. singing about how somebody broke your heart and they're literally harmonizing. they're right fucking there. they're in touching distance. insanity! complete insanity! I would either break down crying or fully snap and break their neck

fucking. silver springs!!! 'you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you!' no fucking kidding he won't stevie he's literally behind you playing the drums! absolute madlads

[the-phi-phenomenon]

Juno (2007) Director: Jason Reitman. Writers: Diablo Cody. Director of Photography: Eric Steelberg.

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

buying peaches is so stressful because you have to consume them so quickly…it’s like the moment the cashier types in that number the alpha peach turns to its brothers in the bags and says “alright listen up boys, it’s time to remember your training. i want to see immense bruising by sundown. i want to see you near inedible by sunrise. remember it is better to die a free man than to be eaten.” you gotta wolf down all of your peaches at the check out counter while the trader joe’s employees eagerly look at the Peach Consumption Countdown Clock and cheer you on. these peaches have sensors on them that can tell when they come into contact with human hands so they can begin their self-destruct sequence like you’re in a spy movie and the peach just relayed a message to you about the whereabouts of jimmy hoffa’s decayed remains

[who-calls-the-fleet-deactivated]

Jimmy Hoffa is likely dead

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

this response carries so much chaotic cursed energy. jimmy hoffa was declared dead in 1982 after disappearing in 1975. he was born in 1913, meaning he would be the miraculous age of 105 today if he wasn’t dead. “likely dead.” the fact that it’s a hetalia blog trying to tell me that he is likely dead. the fact that i specifically mention his decayed corpse in my post so there is literally no reason for someone to alert me that he is “likely” deceased. the fact that this hetalia blog is trying to tell this to me, a person who up until recently literally worked for the international brotherhood of teamsters as a person in charge of handling their historical records. i spent two years of my life answering phone calls from people asking me if i personally knew what happened to jimmy hoffa’s body. ive spent a significantly longer amount of time trying to forget that hetalia exists. my entire career as a hetalia facebook roleplayer at the age of 11 just flashed through my eyes. i legitimately cannot express how much this response has effected me. ive been staring at it for 7 minutes. i feel like ive entered the twilight zone

[who-calls-the-fleet-deactivated]

I don’t ever remember writing that, when did I write that

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

everything about this is cursed

[soracities]

sleepy girls club™

[erarg]

[classicmeevs]

Joint custody

[hotvampireadjacent]

who tf is dave